Yeah!
At the time of writing this, It's 9:06 AM on a beautiful morning in sunny Stanton, Orange County, Southern California, California State, United States of America, North America, Continental America, Pacific Ocean, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe.
I have just spent all night being depressed about life/girl problems, and now that my mother has left for work, I have simply decided, "Fuck it, let's get high."
And then I was bacon.
Allow me to preface this by the following:
A) I'm at THAT level of high, where in my mind I believe I am stone sober as a bird (on the other hand, recognizing an intense body-high), but I realize I'm higher than I think in the way I move, the thoughts in my mind (or, NOT IN MY MIND), and small mistakes I make.
B) I decide to smoke up, but realize I STILL don't have a pipe, and my home-made bottle-bong smells like str8 poison. I therefore decide to make my pipe out of the most appropriate substance I have currently in my house: GLaDOS.
Yes, my little droogies, I make a POTATO PIPE!
[BOLD]MUTHAFUCKIN' POTATO PIPE, NIGGAS![/BOLD]:eng101:
Allow me to preface this by saying, I have taken photos of my various escapades this morning, only to realize that they were saved to my camera as raw NEFF files. I will be taking quite a while to add them, since I have to open each one and save it as a .jpg first. This will most likely be a long and arduous task, so as I do that and write this, I will also be making an omelette (WITH PICTURES! NOT .NEFFS, THOUGH!).
Anyway, POTATO PIPE.
I worked for Cutco for a brief amount of time (A scam trying to pick up dumb college kids like me, and make them sell fucking cutlery door to door), during which I sold my mother three knives. One of this was a paring knife that, until today, never saw any use. As much as I abhor Cutco, Vector Marketing, and EVERYTHING RELATED, I must say this was the best purchase I ever made my mom make.
I'm not going to waste my high going into how to make a potato pipe, since every stoner would know. But I will however, POST PICTURES.
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Then I went on a photography spree! FUCKING ART, MONKEYS.
[BOLD]FLAGS OF COUNTRIES THAT DON'T EXIST CAN EASILY BE FOUND IN YOUR BACKYARD![/BOLD]
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New Darwinia
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Aurelia
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Nhyyl
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Kxehren
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Thane
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Next up on the list, it was time for breakfast. I thought the only thing that could cure my intense hunger was an epic omelette. And that's just what I made.
[BOLD]FUCKING DELICIOUS FOODY SHIT![/BOLD]
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In my country, absence of bacon is a federal crime.
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Where I come from, eggs aren't eggs until they're mixed with Louisiana Hot Sauce. Until then, they're undeveloped chicken genes.
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Mmmm, thems is some eggs.
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Just realized I forgot to take a picture of the turkey frying and the finished product. HA. TOO BAD.
Meh, maybe I'll put them up later.
ANYWHOOZLES
So then, DD. That was my morning.
HOW WAS YOURS!? :downs:
:words:tl;dr What's good in your world, droogies? :words:
[editline]21st July 2011[/editline]
I don't fucking know what the fuck is with the edges on those first few, but I'm never touching .NEF again :suicide: :saddowns:
chilling tale my brother
i made pipes out of apples before
I wanted to do just that, but alas, my residence was devoid of apples. Potatoes were the next best option.
Kinda tasted like french fries, though, hahah :dance:
Haha you live like 20 minutes away. OC mang, homz :esse:
[QUOTE=counterpo0;31251420]Haha you live like 20 minutes away. OC mang, homz :esse:[/QUOTE]
On a cosmic level, we're all like 20 minutes away, dawg.
I tried the apple pipe, didn't work too well for me. That's why I'm glad my friend took me to [URL="http://www.sacredherb.com"]The Sacred Herb[/url] (local smoke shop) to go get a mini bong and a pipe. <3
Well long story short, I read this post intoxicated and doodled.
[img]http://www.zimg.eu/i/1141456120[/img]
now i'm hungry
You, sir, win.
I'm an expert on potato pipes. I made those all the time, taste isnt that bad either
Honestly, this isn't a bad thread. Beats most of the guys who are like "SHIT IM so HIgH HELP". Learn from this man, this is how you make a nice stoned OP.
I love creative stoners so much
[QUOTE=Lick;31260647]I love creative stoners so much[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tomaster;31260186]Honestly, this isn't a bad thread. Beats most of the guys who are like "SHIT IM so HIgH HELP". Learn from this man, this is how you make a nice stoned OP.[/QUOTE]
D'aww shucks.
[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;31251448]On a cosmic level, we're all like 20 minutes away, dawg.[/QUOTE]
Now you're making me question my sexuality. :q:
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