• So, ah. Smokin'. (This post has images!)
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Yeah! At the time of writing this, It's 9:06 AM on a beautiful morning in sunny Stanton, Orange County, Southern California, California State, United States of America, North America, Continental America, Pacific Ocean, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe. I have just spent all night being depressed about life/girl problems, and now that my mother has left for work, I have simply decided, "Fuck it, let's get high." And then I was bacon. Allow me to preface this by the following: A) I'm at THAT level of high, where in my mind I believe I am stone sober as a bird (on the other hand, recognizing an intense body-high), but I realize I'm higher than I think in the way I move, the thoughts in my mind (or, NOT IN MY MIND), and small mistakes I make. B) I decide to smoke up, but realize I STILL don't have a pipe, and my home-made bottle-bong smells like str8 poison. I therefore decide to make my pipe out of the most appropriate substance I have currently in my house: GLaDOS. Yes, my little droogies, I make a POTATO PIPE! [BOLD]MUTHAFUCKIN' POTATO PIPE, NIGGAS![/BOLD]:eng101: Allow me to preface this by saying, I have taken photos of my various escapades this morning, only to realize that they were saved to my camera as raw NEFF files. I will be taking quite a while to add them, since I have to open each one and save it as a .jpg first. This will most likely be a long and arduous task, so as I do that and write this, I will also be making an omelette (WITH PICTURES! NOT .NEFFS, THOUGH!). Anyway, POTATO PIPE. I worked for Cutco for a brief amount of time (A scam trying to pick up dumb college kids like me, and make them sell fucking cutlery door to door), during which I sold my mother three knives. One of this was a paring knife that, until today, never saw any use. As much as I abhor Cutco, Vector Marketing, and EVERYTHING RELATED, I must say this was the best purchase I ever made my mom make. I'm not going to waste my high going into how to make a potato pipe, since every stoner would know. But I will however, POST PICTURES. [QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/DblyHj.jpeg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/1AsMYc.jpeg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] Then I went on a photography spree! FUCKING ART, MONKEYS. [BOLD]FLAGS OF COUNTRIES THAT DON'T EXIST CAN EASILY BE FOUND IN YOUR BACKYARD![/BOLD] [QUOTE] New Darwinia [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/8J0qxm.jpeg[/IMG] Aurelia [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/Ryy8OW.jpeg[/IMG] Nhyyl [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/Z2J81Z.jpeg[/IMG] Kxehren [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/3ebMCo.jpeg[/IMG] Thane [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/WXGqYh.jpeg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] Next up on the list, it was time for breakfast. I thought the only thing that could cure my intense hunger was an epic omelette. And that's just what I made. [BOLD]FUCKING DELICIOUS FOODY SHIT![/BOLD] [QUOTE] In my country, absence of bacon is a federal crime. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/O6dB3k.jpg[/IMG] Where I come from, eggs aren't eggs until they're mixed with Louisiana Hot Sauce. Until then, they're undeveloped chicken genes. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/b5zE6Y.jpg[/IMG] Mmmm, thems is some eggs. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/gGaXot.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] Just realized I forgot to take a picture of the turkey frying and the finished product. HA. TOO BAD. Meh, maybe I'll put them up later. ANYWHOOZLES So then, DD. That was my morning. HOW WAS YOURS!? :downs: :words:tl;dr What's good in your world, droogies? :words: [editline]21st July 2011[/editline] I don't fucking know what the fuck is with the edges on those first few, but I'm never touching .NEF again :suicide: :saddowns:
chilling tale my brother i made pipes out of apples before
I wanted to do just that, but alas, my residence was devoid of apples. Potatoes were the next best option. Kinda tasted like french fries, though, hahah :dance:
Haha you live like 20 minutes away. OC mang, homz :esse:
[QUOTE=counterpo0;31251420]Haha you live like 20 minutes away. OC mang, homz :esse:[/QUOTE] On a cosmic level, we're all like 20 minutes away, dawg.
I tried the apple pipe, didn't work too well for me. That's why I'm glad my friend took me to [URL="http://www.sacredherb.com"]The Sacred Herb[/url] (local smoke shop) to go get a mini bong and a pipe. <3
Well long story short, I read this post intoxicated and doodled. [img]http://www.zimg.eu/i/1141456120[/img] now i'm hungry
You, sir, win.
I'm an expert on potato pipes. I made those all the time, taste isnt that bad either
Honestly, this isn't a bad thread. Beats most of the guys who are like "SHIT IM so HIgH HELP". Learn from this man, this is how you make a nice stoned OP.
I love creative stoners so much
[QUOTE=Lick;31260647]I love creative stoners so much[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Tomaster;31260186]Honestly, this isn't a bad thread. Beats most of the guys who are like "SHIT IM so HIgH HELP". Learn from this man, this is how you make a nice stoned OP.[/QUOTE] D'aww shucks.
[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;31251448]On a cosmic level, we're all like 20 minutes away, dawg.[/QUOTE] Now you're making me question my sexuality. :q:
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