Hey guys, I was talking to my girlfriend, and she asked me to write a story for her. well, I did. And this is what came out of it. This was really fast, but I'd still like some help on the story. I know the whole cocaine dealio is pretty farfetched, but can you go with it for the sake of the story?
From [sp]"Midgets?" Ooson was confused. "What happened?"[/sp] to [sp]The end.[/sp] was written by my girlfriend. I made an ending but she didn't like it, and this is how it goes..
[release]One day there was a girl, her name was katie. She wasn't very cool, but still had some kicking
rad friends, like ooson. One day, they decided to hang out.
Hanging out is p. cool, so they went to the park or someshit. In the park, they went and hid
under a tree, Katie brought 40gs of cocaine, and strawberries. It was decent cocaine and they
decided to dip the strawberries in the cocaine.
The berries looked like little red mountains with white snowcaps, and they just licked the coke
right off the top. They threw the berries away, because after eating 20g's of coke each, who
wants to eat a starberry?
Looking out over the trees, they could see two people riding across the park on their bikes.
Ooson being the faggot he was decided to call them names like "fatty" and "jerk".
Fatty and jerk decided they didn't like their names, and turned around, and was cycling back the
the idiot kid that Ooson was.
"Oh shit, we better leg it" he yelled. Katie agreed, not wanted to get beat up by some little
kids with large sticks.
Running away, they couldn't stay away from the bikes.
The bikers caught up to them, they jumped off all ninja style, and took their sticks off their
back. "You call us fatty and jerk, kid?"
Ooson laughed. He was wondering why they said kid. He asked them how old they were, they replied
with a "34 and 35."
"34 and 35!? That's rediculous! You must be midgets, or just lying really badly. I know you're
not midgets, midgets have a really blobby body."
"Blobby body, is that what you call us?! We're just small people, and we're united in short. I
see you also have a midget with you. Come, dear, what's your name?"
"me?" said Katie awkardly.
"yeah you, what, you think we're talking to the big guy? He's no midget. You on the other hand
are only a tiny bit taller than I am, so then, you're a midget."
"What? Me? I'm no shorty, look at how tall I am, I'm atleast 5' tall."
"under 5'2" is considered midget territory. You're a midget now, come girl, and come to our clan
meetings, where we plan to raid the tall ones."
Katie was getting quite pissed off, and was whispering to Ooson, "Punch the taller shorty in the
face, i'll get the shorter one." Ooson was thinking.
Finally done, he said, "alright, lets do this!"
Running over the the taller midget, he then punched him in the face. With the short stubby arms
of his body, he had no chance of stopping the massive fist flying to his face. Oosons fist hit,
and with a sharp crack, the midgets nose broke, and he went toppling over.
On the other side of the fight, Katie was trying to kick the midget in the face.
Katie, being half midget, couldn't even lift her leg up to the midgets chest. "Arghh, geez,
these little stumpy legs that i have are no good, I've got to get me some longer ones."
Ooson, seeing that Katie had no chance against her vertically challenged opponent, brought all
his hate of midgets against the dwarf.
He jumped into the air, and bodyslammed the midget right in the face. Hitting the baby with 150
pounds of raw muscle, the midget almost exploded from the sheer force of the attack. They both
hit the ground, only one got up.
"Join us, and we'll take over the world together. We're always in need of new recruits."
Katie shouted, "I'll never join you!"
"But, it's your destiny!!"
"NOOOO!!!" Katie brought all of her wrath upon the minute man. She hit him inbetween the eyes.
"ow, that didn't really hurt." The dwarf shot back, "that was the worst hit I've ever received."
Slowly but surely, the minis head began to fall from his shoulders. Almost at the same time,
ooson got up.
"What happened?" Ooson retorted.
"Oh, I just kicked the midgets asses."
"Midgets?" Ooson was confused. "What happened?"
"The midgets, they tried to take me to their clan and help them destory all tall people." Katie
began to explain.
"What the fuck bitch." Ooson was getting pissed at Katie. Katie ran at Ooson with full force and
tanked him to the ground, shen then knocked him out cause shes a beast. Later on that week,
Katie grew 5 inches, and was now 5'5"
THE END
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What?
You don't EAT cocaine. :\ Honestly it sounds like she was rambling.
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;16761233]You don't EAT cocaine. :\ Honestly it sounds like she was rambling.[/QUOTE]
I do.
You eat cocaine off of strawberries.
Duurrr. hahah
So, what did you think of the story though?
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