Presidential hopeful Ron Paul attacked by megaphone wielding wizard Vermin Supreme
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[quote]MANCHESTER, N.H. — A campaign stop at a New Hampshire eatery mutated into a circus on Monday when the media scrum chasing Ron Paul apparently became too much for the 76-year-old Texas congressman to handle.
Paul had been planning to make the rounds through Moe Joe’s restaurant before settling down to eat breakfast with his wife, Carol — who said he enjoys apple pancakes — at a table in the corner.
But the plans quickly changed. Barely able to move through the restaurant as hundreds of journalists and videographers surrounded him on all sides, Paul ignored the questions being lobbed at him and slowly inched through the restaurant, offering a few autographs to supporters along the way.
“Guys, you’ve got to take it easy,” shouted one Paul staffer, imploring the media to give the congressman some space.
No such luck.
[b]“Ron Paul: We have you surrounded. We are the media,” sounded the voice from a megaphone as Paul staffers ushered him into a waiting SUV, just minutes after he arrived at the restaurant.
Holding the megaphone was a man dressed roughly as a wizard, with shaggy hair and tousled beard, wearing a massive black boot upside down on his head.[/b]
One woman, dressed all in red with a colonial-style blue hat, waited for Paul while carrying a 4-by-3-foot sign showing Paul — an obstetrician — wearing green scrubs and holding a baby wrapped in an American flag. [/quote]
[url]http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-presidential-primary/203039-media-mob-forces-paul-to-leave-nh-campaign-event-early[/url]
[editline]9th January 2012[/editline]
More information about Mr. Supreme
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9waU_W3M68&feature=related[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE&feature=related[/media]
he didnt even ride a war pony
for shame
Now that's fucking rude as hell.
:tinfoil: The great leader has returned!
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;34137625]Now that's fucking rude as hell.[/QUOTE]
I'm a Ron Paul nutjob, and I find it absolutely hilarious.
All Hail Vermin Supreme!
He'll fix our economic crisis with magic
is he insane or is it a big satirical thing
the wizard getup i mean
[QUOTE=Kopimi;34137713]is he insane or is it a big satirical thing
the wizard getup i mean[/QUOTE]
A bit of both probably.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;34137704]He'll fix our economic crisis with magic[/QUOTE]
Actually, he plans on doing it with ponies.
Rather vote for him than Pual.
Even if his stance in defence would be to replace tanks with Unicycles (and ponies)
This guy is a winner.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;34137726]Actually, he plans on doing it with ponies.[/QUOTE]
the stimulus package we need to save obongos america.........
Wait, this guy is a democrat?
And you guys call the republicans crazy...
[highlight]YES[/highlight]
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy16;34137786]Wait, this guy is a democrat?
And you guys call the republicans crazy...[/QUOTE]
Wizard Party Caucus 2012
hes plans on doing all these things with ponies?
instant [B][I][U]no[/U][/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;34138082]Wizard Party Caucus 2012[/QUOTE]
He's actually a democrat, I looked it up
[editline]8:30Pm[/editline]
Why am I getting dumbs I am just stating a fact
this guy is fucking hilarious
I'm a protoplasm and I approve of this message.
Vermin Supreme has my vote.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rji74B453JY&feature=player_detailpage[/media]
2:40
Ron Paul and Vermin Supreme almost team up to fight the infant Hitler in the past.
[url=http://www.verminsupreme.com/]Oh man, his website's gold[/url]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIew3R_jAIk[/media]
0:37
I think we may have a phoney
He's hilarious. A great parody.
yet another genius who fools will take for a "parody"
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;34138375]2:40
Ron Paul and Vermin Supreme almost team up to fight the infant Hitler in the past.[/QUOTE]
That'd make a great movie.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;34137585]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
Is this what you call being high?
A wizard? In politics?
Yes.
id rather have the wizard as the us president
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;34137625]Now that's fucking rude as hell.[/QUOTE]
Yes, but It's Ron Paul.
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