• Sean Connery Ordered To Pay a Bond to Spanish Court
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[quote] Sir Sean Connery has been ordered by a Spanish judge to contribute to a £51 million bond as part of an ongoing money-laundering and property fraud investigation. [URL="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20101121/img/pen-photo-1-connery-ordered-99bebfe04123.html"] [IMG]http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/wenn/20101121/09/1146447411-connery-ordered-pay-bond-spanish-court.jpg?x=152&y=231&q=75&sig=3g0fLaeQ_2NFlxwm4q5m_g--#152,231[/IMG] [/URL] Judge Ricardo Puyol named the James Bond star as one of the individuals who must deposit the combined sum as surety in the probe into a number of property deals, including the 1998 sale of the actor's beachfront mansion near Marbella, Spain. Connery and his wife Micheline made £5.6 million in the sale but allegedly failed to pay £1.3 million to the local authority. The property was knocked down to allow for 72 luxury apartments to be built, despite planning permission for just five family houses. The condominiums were said to have yielded a £50 million profit. Connery was given ten days to pay his undisclosed contribution or risk the impounding of personal assets, according to the Daily Telegraph. The 80-year-old star failed to appear at a Spanish court to testify last month citing age and unspecified health problems.[/quote][B]SHORSH[/B]: [URL]http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20101121/ten-connery-ordered-to-pay-bond-to-spani-c60bd6d.html[/URL] [B]Bond [/B]ordered to pay a [B]BOND[/B] eh? [IMG]http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o202/akayz_people/hmmm.gif[/IMG] Interesting.
[QUOTE=Akayz;26204603] [B]Bond [/B]ordered to pay a [B]BOND[/B] eh?[/QUOTE] i had almost not guessed it if you hadn't put that there
:downsrim:
Wow he sure is getting old
[QUOTE=TheTalon;26205326]Wow he sure is getting old[/QUOTE] Near nigh as old as Clint Eastwood. :smug:
He looks malnourished.
[QUOTE=LeonS;26206622]He looks malnourished.[/QUOTE] I doubt you'll look that good when you're 150
He's staring down the barrel of a gun, the Spanish are a merciless lot.
At first, I read the title as: Sean Connery ordered to play Bond...
[QUOTE=LeonS;26206622]He looks malnourished.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, looking skinnier in that picture. I thought with old people, they got fatter, unless he is sick.
[QUOTE=Kecske;26207077]At first, I read the title as: Sean Connery ordered to play Bond...[/QUOTE] Precisely how I first read it as :v:
[QUOTE=LeonS;26206622]He looks malnourished.[/QUOTE] When 900 years old you reach look as good you will not. If you dont get the quote you deserve to be stabbed.
I honestly don't think he gives a fuck, hes 80 for christ sake...
[QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;26207520]When 900 years old you reach look as good you will not. If you dont get the quote you deserve to be stabbed.[/QUOTE] lol i love lord of the rings!
Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to pay. Ignore the fact Connery wasn't the Bond in that film.
yes he was? [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSr8YOWTlTs476eG11pUCqoqLZfH-72xxD3zZZcmXNclRdcCOm4kw[/img] shure looksh like him?
I was going to say, he was... You don't know your Bond films! Oh you... :allears:
For someone with his kind of money, it's just a little Spanish fee.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;26206753]He's staring down the barrel of a gun, the Spanish are a merciless lot.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/331/punbarrel.jpg[/img] Don't worry, he got 'em!
I read it as, "Sean Connery ordered to play as Bond to Spanish court"
:C The picture of him in the OP made me sad now. He's so old.
Seems like he transcended max level.
[QUOTE=Kecske;26207077]At first, I read the title as: Sean Connery ordered to play Bond...[/QUOTE] Must be smuggling illegal arms out of a retirement home, using grannies as mules
[img]http://billwardwriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Highlander-Connery-Ramirez.gif[/img] I guess you could say... [i]he felt the Quickening[/i]
[QUOTE=WickedIcon;26219944][img_thumb]http://billwardwriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Highlander-Connery-Ramirez.gif[/img_thumb] I guess you could say... [i]he felt the Quickening[/i][/QUOTE] dear god that movie sucked balls H1 was wayyyyyyyyyyy better
no bad bond puns? I'm shocked
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