• Fuckers behind the steering wheel!!
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I mean seriously fuckers?! What the fuck happens to you when you sit behind that magical wheel? Does something inside your head go *click* and you suddenly switch to "fucking retard" mode? Let's get some BASIC shit straight. [B]What does happen behind the wheel[/B] 1. You own the fucking road 2. You don't give a fuck about how the rules go 3. You don't give a fuck about what's happening behind you 4. You just have to call to your fucked up friend RIGHT FUCKING NOW 5. You must be the first fucker at those stoplights Now what in the world? Seriously..... Let's but this into some perspective: Let's saaaaaay.........ICE HOCKEY! Yeah, that's a sport everyone loves! Now what similarities does ice hockey and driving have? 1. There are rules to follow 2. You gotta watch your back 3. You gotta have a plan 4. You have safety equipment to take care of 5. You gotta concentrate Sound pretty self explanatory? If you're a hockey player, would you go to match without your body armor? Or your knee pads? Well??? Would you? Thought so. Another example; Your opponent has the puck and he's coming at you. What do you gotta know? You gotta know how many guys are there behind you. Does this sound oddly familiar? Doesn't the same rule apply when you're driving a car? None of this matters when you're behind the wheel. All your small brains are able to comprehend is that you gotta get from point A to point B. Another great examples are these fuckers who go 100Km/h on 80Km/h zone and what's so fucking ironic is that you always find those same dickfaces on the same stoplights at the end of the road. All these fuckers should be sent back to driving school and burn their licences until they classify as proper drivers.
You just suck, I hate more those who do 30 on a 50 area than those who do 100 in a 80 area.
Old people: [b]STOP GOING 25 ON A 45MPH ROAD AND RUNNING RED LIGHTS AND USING TWO LANES FOR YOUR VW BUG GO FASTER GOD DAMNIT[/b]
I always feel like I'm going too slow wherever I drive. I just want to drive the speed limit :(
Are you saying we're bad drivers
Last night someone was going against traffic and nearly hit us when we were about to make a turn
[QUOTE=evilking1;16624873]You just suck, I hate more those who do 30 on a 50 area than those who do 100 in a 80 area.[/QUOTE] Other one will give you a ticket while the other one will just piss off some Mr.Importants.
No, going much slower than the flow of traffic will also get you a ticket.
I'd love to T-bone a few of those assholes who pull out at the worst possible time.
And FFS use your turn signals. I've just about had it with people cutting me off with less than an inch of room.
[QUOTE=CrazyV3;16624890]Other one will give you a ticket while the other one will just piss off some Mr.Importants.[/QUOTE] I don't give a crap if someone is going faster than me, all it means is that I have more road. Slow people make me slow too. You just probably are a bad driver, and get pissed off for being so slow.
[QUOTE=Athena;16624909]No, going much slower than the flow of traffic will also get you a ticket.[/QUOTE] Not when you're going 30 on a 50 zone. You're supposed to go slow. If you'd go 40 on a 100 zone, that will give you a ticket.
I'm terribly sorry for speeding officer. It's just that I've got a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
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[QUOTE=CrazyV3;16624931]Not when you're going 30 on a 50 zone. You're supposed to go slow. [/QUOTE] No, you are supposed to go 50 unless it's dangerous. What's with the disagrees, everybody goes the 50, so you are supposed too if your car can do it. If you are going like 30 or 20, you are a hazard, and that is illegal.
The only time I've been pissed off about someone going faster than me was when this one guy went pass me on acceleration lane, leaving me stopped at the end of it, at 100 area.
[QUOTE=CrazyV3;16624931]Not when you're going 30 on a 50 zone. You're supposed to go slow. If you'd go 40 on a 100 zone, that will give you a ticket.[/QUOTE] The flow of traffic in a 50 zone is at least 60. Going 30 means you're going half that flow. That's extremely dangerous, let alone infuriating.
OP the Gorden Ramsey of the road
[QUOTE=SkynrdFan1;16624875]I always feel like I'm going too slow wherever I drive. I just want to drive the speed limit :([/QUOTE] Get a stick shift :cool: you always feel like you're going fast
[QUOTE=CrazyV3;16624852]<article>[/QUOTE] swearing makes me cooler
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00[/media] You just seem a bit angsty to me.
[QUOTE=evilking1;16624947]No, you are supposed to go 50 unless it's dangerous.[/QUOTE] The speed limit signifies the maximum speed you're allowed to go, not the minimum, so you can go as slow as you like. However, going anything lower than ~20% the limit makes you quite a hazard.
[QUOTE=shibbypwwalkk;16624994]swearing makes me cooler[/QUOTE] No really, it's really god damn annoying when 70% of the people on the road have no clue what are they doing there.
[QUOTE=samframpton;16624999][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00[/media] You just seem a bit agnsty to me.[/QUOTE] Penn Jillette = my hero
[QUOTE=Protocol7;16624919]And FFS use your turn signals. I've just about had it with people cutting me off with less than an inch of room.[/QUOTE] This.
[QUOTE=CrazyV3;16625011]No really, it's really god damn annoying when 70% of the people on the road have no clue what are they doing there.[/QUOTE] Most there have been driving years and years and years, you on the other hand might be new on the road. Don't worry, you will soon realize that you just have to think while driving, and not worship some lawbook stating what to do and what to not do.
[QUOTE=Wiggles;16625003]The speed limit signifies the maximum speed you're allowed to go, not the minimum, so you can go as slow as you like. However, going anything lower than ~20% the limit makes you quite a hazard.[/QUOTE] you can go 5 over the speed limit or 5 under any more any less and you get a ticket well atleast i drive 5 over the speed limit
op is frustrated from driving a 2 door fiat
I fucking [B]HATE WOMEN ON CELL PHONES!!![/b] I've been driving for three years and cannot stand people especially women on cell phones. I've almost gotten total before cause a Bitch ran a stop sign cause she was too busy on the cell phone.
[QUOTE=Wiggles;16625003]The speed limit signifies the maximum speed you're allowed to go, not the minimum, so you can go as slow as you like. However, going anything lower than ~20% the limit makes you quite a hazard.[/QUOTE] Well yes, but you still are supposed to drive 50. It's not that written in stone, but I've yet to see someone say that "if the sign says 100, it's just the maximum speed, you can drive 40 if you like."
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