• Post your last failed chat up line!
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"I'd buy you a drink if I had money" Serious thread.
"you can only find out if you try"
I'm sorry, I dropped my spaghetti, can you pick it up for me?
I decided to try one of those cheesy pickup likes you read online... "If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put "u" and "me" next to each other" ... totally fucked that up.
Sex?
"Wanna bang?" has failed a bit but worked a bit too. "Wanna make out/hook up?" I kid you not has worked multiple times. Girls mistake these for false confidence, and they don't work you're still going to go home and watch porn anyway. No biggie.
I tried to sing the songLets Get It On by Marvin Gaye. If I had a better voice, that totally would have worked.
Posted this in the relationship thread: "Happy Elevator Shoe Day!"
Do you have planning permission for that ass? No. Then I'm going to have to destroy it.
[QUOTE=The Janitor;34802030]"Wanna bang?" has failed a bit but [B]worked a bit[/B] too. [/QUOTE] Ooo tell us more
You'll do.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? [editline]21st February 2012[/editline] wait, oh, FAILED lines...
you are hot lets have sex totally scored that night
My stupid friend once said "My dick is so long if you laid it across a keyboard it'd go from A-Z."
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