"I'd buy you a drink if I had money"
Serious thread.
"you can only find out if you try"
I'm sorry, I dropped my spaghetti, can you pick it up for me?
I decided to try one of those cheesy pickup likes you read online...
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put "u" and "me" next to each other"
... totally fucked that up.
Sex?
"Wanna bang?" has failed a bit but worked a bit too.
"Wanna make out/hook up?" I kid you not has worked multiple times.
Girls mistake these for false confidence, and they don't work you're still going to go home and watch porn anyway. No biggie.
I tried to sing the songLets Get It On by Marvin Gaye.
If I had a better voice, that totally would have worked.
Posted this in the relationship thread:
"Happy Elevator Shoe Day!"
Do you have planning permission for that ass?
No.
Then I'm going to have to destroy it.
[QUOTE=The Janitor;34802030]"Wanna bang?" has failed a bit but [B]worked a bit[/B] too.
[/QUOTE]
Ooo tell us more
You'll do.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
[editline]21st February 2012[/editline]
wait, oh, FAILED lines...
you are hot lets have sex
totally scored that night
My stupid friend once said "My dick is so long if you laid it across a keyboard it'd go from A-Z."
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