• So I'm going to be tested by my family with fishing...
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Right, so let me start with a few hours ago: My dad calls me and asks "Hey Chris, want to go fishing tomorrow?" So I remember all the good times we had together fishing, I reply saying "Sure, where are we going to go and when?" He tells me where and then he says "We are going tomorrow, but one thing, we can't afford to buy fishing licenses for me and your mom so it's just you, we will watch." I'm a little confused but just say that's ok and I'll meet them in the morning. Soooo, my brother, mom, and my dad are going to be there but no one is going to fish but me? Anyone have any ideas to why they would do this? This is a serious thread, no trolling and don't be smart asses.
I have no idea what is going on with this. [editline]04:39AM[/editline] As it makes no sense
That definitely sounds odd.
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;16255204]That definitely sounds odd.[/QUOTE] Very much so. :/
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They're passing on the manly tradition of hunting and gathering to next of kin, probably because they're dying. If you do badly, they'll probably kill you and eat you and try for your brother next.
Hahaha Fishing licenses, they NEVER check
[QUOTE=Detective P;16255232]They're passing on the manly tradition of hunting and gathering to next of kin, probably because they're dying. If you do badly, they'll probably kill you and eat you and try for your brother next.[/QUOTE] They're not dying. And wtf.
They are going to kill you
Guys, i said no trolling :(
Maybe they're getting a divorce because of you and this is their way of telling you.
It's an intervention? I dunno, but yeah that definitely sounds... off.
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16255286]Guys, i said no trolling :([/QUOTE] Yeah, you can't control that.
[QUOTE=York;16255296]It's an intervention? I dunno, but yeah that definitely sounds... off.[/QUOTE] I'm not addicted to anything or anything worth an intervention.
That certainly is odd. Do you do drugs, or drink? Maybe they're having an intervention for you Sniped.
What the fuck? Maybe they're testing if you're a redneck. CATCH NOTHING!
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16255288]Maybe they're getting a divorce because of you and this is their way of telling you.[/QUOTE] I don't think that would be it :/ [editline]12:46AM[/editline] [QUOTE=OrkO;16255319]What the fuck? Maybe they're testing if you're a redneck. CATCH NOTHING![/QUOTE] Bahaha, that made me laugh, have a smile.
Or maybe they just wanna watch you fish?
[quote=superdany;16255632]or maybe they just wanna watch you fish?[/quote] heretic!
[QUOTE=SuperDany;16255632]Or maybe they just wanna watch you fish?[/QUOTE] Jesus christ, just reading that possibly ruined my entire day. That would be so fucking boring.
They might be planning to kill you? Like you're by yourself on a boat and your parents sink it...
Maybe they're gonna like have sex there with you watching. This same thing happened to my cousin.
Maybe they want to watch a fishing program without paying for cable? Your dad'll supply the monotone commentary, while your mom golfclaps. You haven't pissed off the mob lately, have you? It always starts off with a fishing trip.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16255681]Maybe they're gonna like have sex there with you watching. This same thing happened to my cousin.[/QUOTE] MY SIGHT! WHERE IS EVERYTHING!? MY EYES! THE SIGHT OF MY EYES HAS LEFT!!!! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16255703]MY SIGHT! WHERE IS EVERYTHING!? MY EYES! THE SIGHT OF MY EYES HAS LEFT!!!! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Still, even if you were blind the voice of your mother screaming out something like "Oh :Instert fathers name here:" will never escape your mind.
They will send you adrift, adrift for Russia, ADRIFT FOR GLORY! Seriously though, I think they may kill you.
[quote=pie_is_good;16255726]still, even if you were blind the voice of your mother screaming out something like "oh :instert fathers name here:" will never escape your mind.[/quote] "***** ** ** *****!?"
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16255741]"***** ** ** *****!?"[/QUOTE] What if they do it right on top you you? You'll feel it.
So nothing worth a intervention over? There's three possible reasons why they would do this: 1. They're gonna screw with you, they're probably trying to get some alone time. 2. It's some weird manly tradition to drill some patience into you. 3. They really couldn't buy extra fishing licenses and now they plan to watch you fish.
If they have sex on top of him? What the fuck
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