• Banned from Local Theater for 2 Months, what should I do?
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I just found out I'm being banned from the local movie theater for at least 2 months after an incident that happened over the weekend. What should I do for movies during this time?
Masturbate. The whole 2 months.
How'd you get banned?
Watch movies online, duh
Burn down the theater.
[QUOTE=PuppetSeagull;37967396]How'd you get banned?[/QUOTE] Well, kind of a long story. I walked in drunk off my ass, and apparently stumbled into a showing of Hotel Transylvania, where I began shouting at the audience until passing out and vomiting on myself. I woke up about an hour after closing time, when one of the employees came in to clean up. I just found out they're banning me for 2 months since this is the first time something like this has happened.
Can't go to a different theater?
redbox, netflix, blockbuster, friends dvd collections, etc...
show your affection and love for them by donating waffles including a letter telling htem how sad you are that you can't pay to watch movies anymore, they might feel for you
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;37967373]Masturbate. The whole 2 months.[/QUOTE] haha ur really funni
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;37967459]Can't go to a different theater?[/QUOTE] Not many in town. There's a little cheap-o skinflint theater on the border of town limits, but I don't trust it's stability since it's been there since about 1973 without any maintenance whatsoever. There's one in a city nearby, but I don't feel like driving 30 minutes just to watch ah hour or so of mediocre work. I'm just worried in case the ban lasts longer then 2 months, since the Hobbit is coming out.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37967435]Well, kind of a long story. I walked in drunk off my ass, and apparently stumbled into a showing of Hotel Transylvania, where I began shouting at the audience until passing out and vomiting on myself. I woke up about an hour after closing time, when one of the employees came in to clean up. I just found out they're banning me for 2 months since this is the first time something like this has happened.[/QUOTE] Stay out for two months, you asked for it.
[QUOTE=elevate;37967491]haha ur really funni[/QUOTE] omg thanx!
You deserve it.
[QUOTE=GodKing;37967516]Stay out for two months, you asked for it.[/QUOTE] I'd place some slight blame on the theater for even letting me in without a ticket, or even with the thick smell of whiskey and pub-going Scots, Irish, and Englishmen. Wait.... I always smell like whiskey.
[QUOTE=elevate;37967491]haha ur really funni[/QUOTE] It was a serious post, duh.
[QUOTE=Paramud;37967426]Burn down the theater.[/QUOTE] My mate's and I are thinking about marching on the theater in our reenactment uniforms.
Seriously though. Who goes to the theater enough that they need suggestions on what to do without it.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37967435]Well, kind of a long story. I walked in drunk off my ass, and apparently stumbled into a showing of Hotel Transylvania, where I began shouting at the audience until passing out and vomiting on myself. I woke up about an hour after closing time, when one of the employees came in to clean up. I just found out they're banning me for 2 months since this is the first time something like this has happened.[/QUOTE] His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;37967577]Seriously though. Who goes to the theater enough that they need suggestions on what to do without it.[/QUOTE] It's not that, I'm just wondering what to do if the ban lasts longer then 2 months. I've been waiting for the Hobbit to come out, and the manager and I have had some.... "provocations" (fights) outside of the theater before. The other movies can go fuck themselves, I just care about the Hobbit.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37967605]It's not that, I'm just wondering what to do if the ban lasts longer then 2 months. I've been waiting for the Hobbit to come out, and the manager and I have had some.... "provocations" (fights) outside of the theater before. The other movies can go fuck themselves, I just care about the Hobbit.[/QUOTE] I've never heard about so much drama at a movie theater.
Not go to the theater for two months
[QUOTE=ILY;37967551]It was a serious post, duh.[/QUOTE] no i meant as it was fucking horrible even as a funny post what an original sense of humor
[QUOTE=monkey11;37967652]I've never heard about so much drama at a movie theater.[/QUOTE] The manager is an Aussie with the worst fucking temper. He tried beating my mate, Albert, just for telling him the theater needed to be cleaned.
Go to AA meetings for 2 months.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;37967683]Go to AA meetings for 2 months.[/QUOTE] I can handle my drink most of the time, but I got out of control last night after drinking a friend (Englishmen) under the table and getting cocky.
[QUOTE=elevate;37967672]no i meant as it was fucking horrible even as a funny post what an original sense of humor[/QUOTE] It was an obvious shit post.
Do you have lots of head hair and/or facial hair? Completely shave yourself bald, try work on a different accent and wear old clothes that don't fit your usual attire. Unless they ask for ID (is it just going to be an M movie?) you should slip through fine for The Hobbit premiere.
Gmod theater
[QUOTE=jechtman;37967830]Do you have lots of head hair and/or facial hair? Completely shave yourself bald, try work on a different accent and wear old clothes that don't fit your usual attire. Unless they ask for ID (is it just going to be an M movie?) you should slip through fine for The Hobbit premiere.[/QUOTE] That's a good idea, actually. My German accent is good, and I can just wear a hat to cover my hair. My only problem is my beard. I've grown attached to it, like it's an extension of myself, and if it is shaved, I shall be forever shamed.
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