Post some times when you have experienced really awkward shit.
I once cut in line ahead of a 85 year old woman at McDonald's by accident - she yelled at me about how "today's generation is bad" and all this stuff. She ended up saying something like "how would that make you feel?" and I had no answer. [awkwardsilence]..[/awkwardsilence]
What about you guys?
I brought a liberal friend to my young republicans meeting, unknowing how intense his liberal state was. I felt odd.
When I was in the movie theater running around the lobby pretending that my head my head was lodged in the seed of Chuky sign then it got awkward when all of the security guards came over because they legitimately thought I had accidentally gotten myself stuck in the head hole
When you're in a loud room yelling something to your friend, when it suddenly goes quiet.
HATE THAT
I yelled "Heil hitler" in my class 1 year ago (8th middle grade) Everyone looked me so deep, especially the teacher. I was so "Uhh.." I dont know why i heiled hitler in middle of people.
I had this food fight with a kid and it got all quiet and we were both covered in food.
:fuckyou:
Oh god that was embarrassing.
Holy shit I have another one. In health class during ninth grade our teacher was giving a presentation on suggesting other things to do instead of taking drugs like "lets not snort that coke, let's go bowling:buddy:", oh and she was being observed by the directer of ed that day. So while she was giving this presentation I turn to one of my friends behind me, us being the only two morale less fucktards in the room and say "Hey let's not shoot up that heroine, let's pick up a bunch of hookers, then rob and kill them in a back alley". About half way through the comment the class became dead silent, and i mean silent:geno:. . . All of the sudden all of the girls in the row to my left all turn to me with stunned expressions and all of the sudden I see in my peripheral vision and I shit you not my health teacher roadie running like Augustus-Cole to my seat her face white as the sun and her face twisted into the face a murderer makes as they go waaay past their breaking point, as this is all going down my friend was cracking up because he was now fully aware of how screwed I was and all I could think was "Crap why'd the parakeet cage (the girls to my left) stop warbling now I'm [b]FUCKED[/b]". When she finally got to my seat she starts chewing my out about how much trouble I was in and Corney crap like "if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all". The best part was I never did get in trouble :smug:.
[QUOTE=sonerin;16170978]I yelled "Heil hitler" in my class 1 year ago (8th middle grade) Everyone looked me so deep, especially the teacher. I was so "Uhh.." I dont know why i heiled hitler in middle of people.[/QUOTE]
Attention seeking, perhaps?
I took my first girlfriend out to see a movie, and seeing as how I was an idiot with no relationship experience, I did the go-to "yawn and put arm around girl" bit.
I hit her in the face.
Asking one of my friends if girls looked up gay porn like guys look up lesbian porn right when the class got super silent.
[QUOTE=sonerin;16170978]I yelled "Heil hitler" in my class 1 year ago (8th middle grade) Everyone looked me so deep, especially the teacher. I was so "Uhh.." I dont know why i heiled hitler in middle of people.[/QUOTE]
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There's a doctor I think you should see.
This one time
I jokingly invited my roomie to join me in the shower.
He didn't respond.
[QUOTE=Anonymuzz;16171403]I took my first girlfriend out to see a movie, and seeing as how I was an idiot with no relationship experience, I did the go-to "yawn and put arm around girl" bit.
I hit her in the face.[/QUOTE]
lol, win
When I was walking home and laughing with my friends we all just suddenly stopped laughing and there was a complete silence for like 15 seconds
that's a lot when it's an awkward silence
When I was doing a presentation in front of my class and I paused a good 5 seconds too long to be comfortable.
My dad was picking me up from school because I was sick and I just said hi and that was pretty much it.
[QUOTE=MetallicaLover;16171974]When I was walking home and laughing with my friends we all just suddenly stopped laughing and there was a complete silence for like 15 seconds
that's a lot when it's an awkward silence[/QUOTE]
I know that feeling, man...
I know this guy, his names Joe, and he was with this girl yesterday and the day before, kissing all the time, holding hands, groping, the lot.
Me and my best friend Jordan both have a bit of a thing for Joe :v: so we were like grrrr at this prettier, skinnier girl going out with him, but we got over it.
And we'd only just met this girl and Jordan said to Joe "how long have you to been going out then?"
and Joe just goes "we're not"
........
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
I felt like we'd just made him feel like he HAD to ask her out then, like she was expecting him to. GOD it was actually horrible, and it didn't just go away, they were kissing again 2 minutes later and we were still there like......could I pinch a cigarette please Jordan? PLEASE.
I entered a cinema with my girlfriend, my arm around her shoulders. Mid-way through the movie, I yawned and removed my arm. We didn't enjoy the movie.
Damn, I hate awkward silences...I had so many moments of those, and me being the quiet type, I can't break them either :ohdear:.
[QUOTE=Wu-Zi-Mu;16171383]Attention seeking, perhaps?[/QUOTE]
Ey, nice name. I never talk long enough to have awkward moments.
[QUOTE=sonerin;16170978]I yelled "Heil hitler" in my class 1 year ago (8th middle grade) Everyone looked me so deep, especially the teacher. I was so "Uhh.." I dont know why i heiled hitler in middle of people.[/QUOTE]
I use 'Heil Hitler' sometimes.. When someone is being very arrogant or is acting superior (You get the deal?) I just say "Heil fucking hitler to you too", or something like that. It doesn't mean I'm a nazi though.
[QUOTE=Fps_Deffy;16170848]When you're in a loud room yelling something to your friend, when it suddenly goes quiet.
HATE THAT[/QUOTE]
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFKyWv3tw0[/MEDIA]
Start around 1:00.
Once in class, when we were sitting in a circle and discussing something we should have learned if anyone did their homework or whatever, I told a pretty bad, mean joke, I think it was something like: "What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? - I don't have a Ferrari in my garage." and everyone fell silent and just stared at me for maybe 7 seconds, felt like 5 hours. Then the teacher coughed and continued the lesson.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;16173943][MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFKyWv3tw0[/MEDIA]
Start around 1:00.[/QUOTE]
chuckled :D
anyhow, there are quite a few of them. strangely these ones I never get, or got, reminded of.
in primary, sitting in the schoolbus on the way home, I was talking shit wit an older boy, in english, which isn't my mothertongue, so I wasn't that good at it yet. I can't remember how, but for some reason it turned out he was afraid of spiders, or reacted to something as if he was terrified of them. So I shouted "hello Ron Weasley" so loud... Shit that was embarrassing, even though nobody seemed to care after being silent for 5 secs or so.
then this one is in biology, secondary (grades 7-9 here). The lesson't topic had something got to do with an insect that sucked it's food in liquid form. So my neighbor asks "what do you think it sucks it with" and I answered "a straw, lol", and proceeded to playing the part of a juvenile individual of this insect, fighting over a straw with a sibling, and shouted way too loud: "I want the red one!". The teacher's face was priceless, and mine was prolly too. Especially since the topic had already shifted, my exclamation must've seemed even more random.
[QUOTE=varj;16173937]I use 'Heil Hitler' sometimes.. When someone is being very arrogant or is acting superior (You get the deal?) I just say "Heil fucking hitler to you too", or something like that. It doesn't mean I'm a nazi though.[/QUOTE]
well ur not witty
Last friday night.
Mom... Well, y'know that I never really been interested in girls. Well, I'm uh, gay.
Hmm One of the most awkward silences ive been in..
All my friends where talking at this party and someone pointed to an airplane and the majority of people looked up but my friend just kept talking to me and said "Well its not that, her butt is just so big!" And his girl friend was across the table.
That was a good one.
The first time meeting my girl's dad who's an ex marine hardass. It was going really well, we were having a laugh about how poor I'm gonna be when I start university then I cracked the shittest joke imaginable "Wel it's not like she's pregnant and I have a baby to support".
There must have been a good few minutes of silence!
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;16177861]The first time meeting my girl's dad who's an ex marine hardass. It was going really well, we were having a laugh about how poor I'm gonna be when I start university then I cracked the shittest joke imaginable "Wel it's not like she's pregnant and I have a baby to support".
There must have been a good few minutes of silence![/QUOTE]
You should have broken the silence with "..Yet."
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