• Priest accused of assault after Jehovah's Witnesses proselytize in his church
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[url]http://www.kens5.com/news/texas-news/Its-a-priest-versus-Jehovahs-Witnesses-after-a-FW-altercation-90531324.html[/url] [release]FORT WORTH - It appears to be a battle of faiths after a priest of a small Catholic church and a Jehovah's Witness got into an altercation in Fort Worth. The Jehovah's Witness has accused Father John Parnell, a priest at the St. Augustine Mexican Catholic Church in Fort Worth, of assaulting him after he knocked on Parnell's door. However, Parnell said it was he who was attacked. "So, the man comes in and tells my daughter right off, he says, 'You are going to be burned into the eternal fires of Gehenna if you don't listen to what I say,'" Parnell said. The priest said that was the match that lit the fuse. He said he is tired of Jehovah's Witnesses coming into the St. Augustine church, which is not affiliated with the Fort Worth Diocese. He said Jehovah's Witnesses came into the church on Easter Sunday during Mass. "They walked right in and started handing out literature while people are sitting on the pews," Parnell said. When Jehovah's Witnesses recently came to his door, Parnell said he attempted to escort them out after one of the men allegedly knocked his Bible to the floor. "He said, 'This place is teaching lies and I am here to bring you the truth,'" he said. Parnell said the men then dragged him down the street and beat him. However, according to a police report, Parnell is the suspect in the altercation. "The next thing you know, there was a haymaker that came out of left field there and went down the side of his face," said Harry Dwinell, a witness, of allegedly seeing the priest hit the Jehovah's Witness. Dwinell, who called police, said he saw the whole incident from the first punch. Parnell was taken to the hospital in an ambulance and gave an officer his side of the story. He claims to have witnesses of his own. WFAA was unable to contact the Jehovah's Witnesses involved in the incident. [/release] JW are batshit insane, from the ones I know. This only re-affirms that belief.
Oh, priest why couldn't you have done what the pope is doing.
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTBPdVpdMc[/MEDIA]
[quote]"So, the man comes in and tells my daughter right off, he says, 'You are going to be burned into the eternal fires of Gehenna if you don't listen to what I say,'" Parnell said.[/quote] "Badass, tell me more". Seriously, that's a fantastic sales pitch. I'd hear the guy out if he was able to keep that up.
What a [i]shocking[/i] story!
A joke about the JW man getting [I]fucked [/I]up because fucking is what priests do to little boys.
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;21321962]A joke about the JW man getting [I]fucked [/I]up because fucking is what priests do to little boys.[/QUOTE] Well, Jehovah's Witnesses sure do have the imagination of little boys. Not sure about the ever-so-tight bungholes, though.
The house where I live now used to be occupied by a complete religious nutcase who still regularly gets letters from various cults he forgot to change his mailing list for. He was moving so he could set up his own church or something. Anyway, I think the local Jehovah's witnesses have yet to catch on that he's moved as he probably scared them so it's been blissfully quiet on our doorstep. You actually see them walk right on past our gate.
[QUOTE=mikfoz;21322049]The house where I live now used to be occupied by a complete religious nutcase who still regularly gets letters from various cults he forgot to change his mailing list for. He was moving so he could set up his own church or something. Anyway, I think the local Jehovah's witnesses have yet to catch on that he's moved as he probably scared them so it's been blissfully quiet on our doorstep. You actually see them walk right on past our gate.[/QUOTE] Next time they come by, tell them to mow your lawn while you read their bullshit. They just might do it - I've heard of success stories with Mormon missionaries like that.
[img]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7942/revengep.png[/img] [sp]The perfect revenge...[/sp]
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21322060]Next time they come by, tell them to mow your lawn while you read their bullshit. They just might do it - I've heard of success stories with Mormon missionaries like that.[/QUOTE] Is it worth reading it though?
[QUOTE=Vinze;21322715][img_thumb]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7942/revengep.png[/img_thumb] [sp]The perfect revenge...[/sp][/QUOTE] Ding, I got your pizza he-
jehovah's witnesses don't believe in hell or gehenna what the fuck was that one doing
Good god that is hilarious
[QUOTE=Kybalt;21322723]Is it worth reading it though?[/QUOTE] Just do something else.
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