• Turn your race/ethnicity into and RPG class
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I'll Start Class: Brazilian Powers: Instant sexiness Attributes: +10 Speed, +10 Athletics gogogogo
Class: Jew Powers: Instantly Quadruple Money Attributes: +50 Luck, -50 Charisma, +20 Wisdom
Class: Fat American Powers:My fat rolls can eat you. :colbert: Attributes: -30 speed, -40 dexterity, +40 weight.
Class: English Powers: Fish and Chips buying and excessive alchohol intake Attributes: +20 breath, +5 Sarcasm/wit, -10 world importance, -100 coffee drinking
[QUOTE=Big Ben;25319763]Class: Fat American Powers:My fat rolls can eat you. :colbert: Attributes: -30 speed, -40 dexterity, +40 weight.[/QUOTE] You win this thread
Class:Cock-Asian Powers: The ability to complain about minorities. Attributes:+20 Racism
Class: Swedish. Powers: ability to throw axes. Attributes: +100 Frost resist.
Class: Lithuanian Powers: Baseball Bat Mastery, Fast Metabolism Attributes: +10 Strength , -85 Hit Points
Class: Scotsman Powers: Heavy Drinker Attributes: +30 Sarcasm, +40 Humour.
Class: Canadian Powers: Hockey, maple syrup brewing, plaid clothing proficiency. Attributes: +30 peace, -100 military strength.
Class: Quebecker Powers: Heavy swearing, Hockey Proficiency Attributes: +50 individualism , +20 Humour
Class: English Caucasian Powers: Intellect, Tea regenerates health Attributes: +50 Intellect, +50 tea, +50 sexiness
Class: Russian American. Powers: Only needs Vodka to survive, Strong disposition against Capitalism. Attributes: +50 Anger, +1000 Cold resistance, -60 Speech capabilities.
Southern Californian Resistant to heat and the Conservative Party +70 Laziness +60 Sexiness
Class: Geordie Powers: Cold Immunity, 80% boost to "Alcohol" consumables. Attributes: +10 Unarmed, -2 Int, +2 Chr
Class: Asian Powers: Overly Strict Parent Attributes: +5 Katanas, +50 Intellect (add +5 if math problem).
North-West Englishman. -30 Intelligence, +100 Shanks Bonus to Gang Leadership Bonus to Stealing Ability
Class:Irish Powers: destined to live on a farm, you Attributes:+20 booze, +30 luck
the Sheltered Suburbian Studying at University pokemon ability: thick fat moves: - parental cash donation (restore 5 pp to all moves) - nip to Sainsbury's (restores health by half of maximum) - rush to university after oversleeping (speed rises greatly, defense and special defense fall) - attend university lecture (special attack and special defense rise) takes super effective damage from social situations and requests for directions
Class: Napoleon Power: Leading a troop, Ultimate power over army's. Attributes: 100% Army control, 80% chance winning each fight, +37 skill.
Class: Briton Powers: Complain Attributes: +30 sarcasm, +10 posh, -40 health
Class: Attacker from mars Powers: ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK Attributes: +100 ACK ACK ACK
Class: Aspergers Powers: Killing conversation Moves: Creep - Reduces all female attackes with 50% Talk about stuff nobody cares about - 40% chance of causing paralysis to an enemy. Hissyfit - Boosts rage with +50 points for 2 moves while reducing magic defense. Attributes: +50 Basement dwelling, +25 nerd, -60 attractiveness, -50 future plans. :sigh:
Class: Dutch Powers: Smoke pot legally Attributes: 100% Resistance against stress, -100% resistance against shit-stupid fads.
Class: English (Yorkshireman) Powers: Coal Mining, Steelmaking, Whippet Breeding Attributes: +50 mercantile skill, +20 stubbornness, -20 softness, -50 culture
Class: (White) Zimbabwean Powers: Stealing things, not having a ridiculous South African accent. Attributes: +50 toughness
Class: Lebanese/Caucasian Powers: Produce Oil, blend in with both Americans and Arabs. Attributes: +10 Entrepreneurship (+10 if Gas Station, +5 if Real Estate)
Class: American Powers: Combat Operandi: [url=http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000931]BELLY OF THE WHALE[/url] Attributes: +20 girth. +10 stomach capacity. -40 Stamina
Class: Caucasian, Swedish Powers: Immunity to cold Attributes: -100 immunity to racism, +10 being a victim of racism :downs:
Class: Caucasian, English, (Liverpoolian) Powers: Steal Attributes: +20DEX, +10Tolerance of other races (Varies in other places and people)
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