• Twat joins Twitter. Called a twat.
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[quote]The Chancellor of the Exchequer has started tweeting ahead of his Budget announcement. And everyone is determined to give him a warm welcome.[/quote] [URL]http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/the-best-of-the-internets-reaction-to-george-osborne-joining[/URL] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/w7u3Zm.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/qSWkS0.png[/IMG] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/wzQks3.png[/img]
Rename it Twatter...
Well, he is a twat so...
briefcase wanker
I laugh so much harder when I see european/british/im uncultured enough to not know where these come from insults than ones from my country. They're almost funny in nature rather than insulting! What is a briefcase wanker?
Britain hates politicians. And twats apparently.
Too many tweets makes a twat. [video=youtube;d3Mrfut-FSw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Mrfut-FSw[/video]
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;39980338]I laugh so much harder when I see european/british/im uncultured enough to not know where these come from insults than ones from my country. They're almost funny in nature rather than insulting! What is a briefcase wanker?[/QUOTE] Like a bus wanker but with a briefcase instead. Edit: My merge, it burns.
[QUOTE=Ricool06;39980357]Britain hates politicians. And twats apparently.[/QUOTE]Of course, we love all the cock.
[QUOTE=Ricool06;39980368]Like a bus wanker but with a briefcase instead. Edit: My merge, it burns.[/QUOTE] What's a bus wanker?
[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;39980386]What's a bus wanker?[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;t1V_qz9I1Nk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1V_qz9I1Nk[/video]
[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;39980386]What's a bus wanker?[/QUOTE] a person who wanks on the bus
[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;39980386]What's a bus wanker?[/QUOTE] Someone that uses buses - every British person learns this at birth
I personally prefer the word "cunt" over "twat".
Brilliant, top banter.
[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;39980386]What's a bus wanker?[/QUOTE] people who frequent the council provided peasant wagon.
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;39980427]I personally prefer the word "cunt" over "twat".[/QUOTE] Fuck off Sorry. Fuck off, [I][B]cunt[/B].[/I] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming." - Seiteki))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=butt2089;39980419]Someone that uses buses - every British person learns this at birth[/QUOTE] So, based on this then, British folk apply "twat" to things similar to how 4chan applies "fag" to things?
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;39980338]What is a briefcase wanker?[/QUOTE] A wanker who has a briefcase.
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;39980434]Fuck off, twat. Sorry. Fuck off, [I][B]cunt[/B].[/I][/QUOTE] More along the lines of: OH YOU FUCKING CUNT! You're a shit-cunt. He's a whiny cunt. She's a bitchy cunt.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980438]So, based on this then, British folk apply "twat" to things similar to how 4chan applies "fag" to things?[/QUOTE] How to be British, add: -You wot -Twat -Mate To the end of each sentence.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;39980438]So, based on this then, British folk apply "twat" to things similar to how 4chan applies "fag" to things?[/QUOTE] A twat is someone who is completely unlikable, but not an outright shitty person. Like a cunt, except not purposefully malicious and lobotimised at birth.
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;39980462]How to be British, add: -You wot -Twat -Mate To the end of each sentence.[/QUOTE] Mate can also be added to be Australian.
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;39980472]A twat is someone who is completely unlikable, but not an outright shitty person. Like a cunt, except not purposefully malicious and lobotimised at birth.[/QUOTE] Exactly. Your best friend can be a twat, but only most of the time. Not all the time. You don't go full George Osbourne.
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;39980462]How to be British, add: -You wot -Twat -Mate To the end of each sentence.[/QUOTE] Needs more: -Square Go -Prick -Wanker -Smack you in the gabber -I fucking love queues But otherwise accurate.
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;39980462]How to be British, add: -You wot -Twat -Mate To the end of each sentence.[/QUOTE] That's introduction to British English, more advanced classes compound swearing with friendliness e.g 'You're a twat mate' [editline]a[/editline] Also 90% of conversation must be about how bad the weather is with the remaining 10% around football
[QUOTE=- Livewire -;39980445]A wanker who has a briefcase.[/QUOTE] Let's just get this straight, someone who is a wanker does not necessarily have to wank, and someone who is a bus, briefcase or any specific type of wanker does not have to be a standalone wanker as well. Sometimes, the bus or briefcase is what makes them a wanker.
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;39980434]Fuck off Sorry. Fuck off, [I][B]cunt[/B].[/I][/QUOTE] isaac hunt.
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;39980484]Exactly. Your best friend can be a twat, but only most of the time. Not all the time. You don't go full George Osbourne.[/QUOTE] Yeah but George Osbourne isn't a cunt, he's way too clueless to be malicious, Cameron on the other hand, absolute, 100%, gaping, destroyed, beef curtain adorned cunt.
[QUOTE=Ricool06;39980491]Let's just get this straight, someone who is a wanker does not necessarily have to wank, and someone who is a bus, briefcase or any specific type of wanker does not have to be a standalone wanker as well. Sometimes, the bus or briefcase is what makes them a wanker.[/QUOTE] Spot on. And calling some one a mate mostly likely makes them anything but a mate
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