• [Super Interactive] Getting the guy that is causing all these killings behind bars.
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This interactive is going to be similar to my [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=858819"]previous now ancient one[/URL]. Except this time you're at the other hand of the law , so yeah here it is. [IMG]http://s10.postimage.org/6ogl7pka1/Titlecard.gif[/IMG] You are a loose canon cop who doesn't play by the rules, your recent case involves the mysterious murders of multiple white males, all of them civil servants. [IMG]http://s9.postimage.org/n1rmepixr/Intro1.gif[/IMG] You're in the office waiting for your next lead, disregarding paperwork as usual. When suddenly, the phone rings. [IMG]http://s12.postimage.org/e7jy4iiul/Intro2.gif[/IMG] You Answer the phone. [IMG]http://s12.postimage.org/s0cloqup9/Intro3.gif[/IMG] How do you answer / what is your name?
>SHITFUCK INDUSTRIES WHAT IS YOUR COMPLAINT
"name's gaben, the fuck chu want?"
"Peppy's penis pizza, how can I please your pepperoni pains?'
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[IMG]http://s7.postimage.org/41tz244xn/Pizzaphonetalk.gif[/IMG] You say start mumbling the first thing that comes up in your head "Peppy's penis pizza, how can I please your pepperoni pains?' A masked voice replies over the phone. ''Nevermind , I must have the wrong number.' Fast say something sensible before you lose this potential lead !
"Today we have a special on anusgrenade pizza, only $9.99!"
"Free pizzas today! Anchovy only."
[QUOTE=Whalen207;38893870]"Free pizzas today! Anchovy only."[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://s12.postimage.org/5r8vnet4t/Pizzansjovisphone.gif[/IMG] You blurt out that anchovy pizzas are free today. [IMG]http://s1.postimage.org/vf4u621e7/Pizzansjovisphoneresponse.gif[/IMG] The voice responds ''Do you deliver?' [editline]19th December 2012[/editline] WHAT DO YUO SAY?
Yes, but say that you only take payment in soap and backrubs
Say yes, durr
[QUOTE=Whalen207;38898115]Say yes, durr[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://s14.postimage.org/lnrj8sc2p/Wherecanideliveryourpizza.gif[/IMG] You say yes and ask him where you can deliver the pizza. [IMG]http://s10.postimage.org/xuo581nnd/Throwdownthefuckingphone.gif[/IMG] After obtaining the address you throw down the phone, time to meet this mysterious caller. [IMG]http://s1.postimage.org/jkj4h1spr/Delivering_the_pizza.gif[/IMG] Ah here it is number seven this is where the caller lives, in your hands is the anschovy pizza. In your inventory you have your pistol and nothing else. What are you going to do?
>Shoot open the door and throw the pizza box at the nearest person in that room
>> Definitely > Deliver the pizza. > Ask if the orderer(s) want sausage with their pizza. > If they don't agree to consensual sex, rape them. >> Maybe > Film it > Make a million dollars off the porno. > Fly to hollywood.
>put anthrax in the pizza and come back in a few days.
To avoid seeming like a complete fucking moron, act like the pizza thing was a disguise to get a lead.
[QUOTE=racerfan;38900723]To avoid seeming like a complete fucking moron, act like the pizza thing was a disguise to get a lead.[/QUOTE] You decide bullshit about the whole pizza thing. [IMG]http://s13.postimage.org/ajllc7kuf/thedoorisopennendbytheguy.gif[/IMG] As soon the door opens you say ''you're surprisingly easy to track down.'[IMG]http://forums.njpinebarrens.com/styles/njpb/smiles/emot-smug.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://s7.postimage.org/4qdp7elzf/theblackguysayscomein.gif[/IMG] Instantly convinced of your master detective skills he tells you to come in. You are surprised by the fact that the guy is a black. Not in a racist way or anything you just didn't expect it that's all. [IMG]http://s12.postimage.org/o233jegn1/youfollowthemaninside.gif[/IMG] You follow him inside, always keeping your police vigilance on. Not because he is black though. [IMG]http://s10.postimage.org/d9y4uwvex/blackguysappartmentisreallytiny.gif[/IMG] The black guy's apartment is pretty tiny. Not implying that all blacks are poor and can't afford better, just this particular black guy has a small apartment. He begins to explain why he telephoned you. [IMG]http://s9.postimage.org/8gxpz77xb/blackguyexplainingtheplot.gif[/IMG] He explains that he knows the reason behind all these murders, a mad scientist is using Hitler's DNA to create little Hitler children and to mimic the life of the real Hitler their father has to be murdered at a young age. He also warns you that when all these Hitler children grow up they will form an army of Hitlers and will destroy the world. [IMG]http://s10.postimage.org/hd2xz7top/questiontimefortheblackguy.gif[/IMG] His story sounds legit but you're still skeptical, it's question time. What do you ask the black guy? [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] Fuck, one of the images is broken. You probably get the gist though. :I
You don't trust him not because he's black, you just don't. >Shoot him but not because he's black
[QUOTE=Burgervich;38913759]Shoot him but not because he's black[/QUOTE] BAM! [IMG]http://s9.postimage.org/findwnun3/shootingtheblackguy.gif[/IMG] While his story sounds plausible you still don't trust this guy, playing by your lose-cannon-not-following-the-rules-personality you decide to shoot the guy in the shoulder. Not because of his skin color though. [IMG]http://s10.postimage.org/cs3wht3pl/Shoottheblackguy.gif[/IMG] Having no time to react the guy falls to the ground with his eyes jumping open. [IMG]http://s11.postimage.org/erstl8jmr/Blackguybleedingout.gif[/IMG] The guy is bleeding out on the floor being in to much pain to even scream or cry. What do you do ?
>Put your gun in his mouth and ask where bin Laden is
Throw the body out of the window and commit suicide. /thread
Cut off his skin and wear it as a disguise.
Fry a chicken alive and use it to clot the wound.
>Kiss him passionately as he dies slowly and painfully.
eat him
dog him
/thread
Eat the pizza, it's going to get cold!
Try to save him, see if you can get some more information out of him.
Light both the black guy and yourself on fire
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