I wanna get high, but I don't even know how to smoke weed
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Lol nvm. I am now an stoner
What is it you need to know, to be precise?
All you do is inhale the smoke.
It's not rocket science...
Just inhale like you would if you were going to take a large breath before going underwater....but do it slowly. The key is to "inhale" and not to "swallow"....you don't want it going to your stomach so don't swallow or gulp after breathing in; otherwise you'll be burping smoke for the next hour and probably won't get [i]as[/i] high....and it's just uncomfortable throughout. It'll be difficult to hold in your lungs the first time but you'll soon get used to it....unless you're smoking shit weed, then it's hard for everybody. The longer you can hold it in the better; it allows the THC to travel to and enter the alveoli in your lungs(which of course gets you high).
- Make a home-made pipe, I guess you don't know how to make one... This is why you will go on Youtube.
- Place the weed into your bawl.
- Place your mouth on the other extremity of the pipe.
- If there's a carb, cover it with a finger.
- Light the weed up, while inhaling.
- If there's a carb, remove your finger.
- Inhale the smoke into your lungs, and hold it for 3 seconds, then slowly exhales.
This should honestly do the trick, if that doesn't work, improve your way until you finally feel the effects.
But like, how do I put it in my mouth? Just go to kiss the joint or something?
[QUOTE=Faunts;19983505]But like, how do I put it in my mouth? Just go to kiss the joint or something?[/QUOTE]
I don't actually put my lips on a joint...it wets it all up and smashes the tip down. Just hold it like a millimeter from your lips and inhale. I don't like joints that much though, they burn a lot of weed fast and I can never get enough smoke.
[QUOTE=phantom87;19983534]I don't actually put my lips on a joint...it wets it all up and smashes the tip down. Just hold it like a millimeter from your lips and inhale. I don't like joints that much though, they burn a lot of weed fast and I can never get enough smoke.[/QUOTE]
I kinda doubt whether my friend could smuggle anything bigger than a joint in, and apparently they have pretty good weed, so I hope it works out?
why not just stay at home and not worry about smuggling things in?
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you probably won't have as much fun if you smoke for the first time in an environment where you're worrying about being caught, either.
[QUOTE=phantom87;19983459]The longer you can hold it in the better; it allows the THC to travel to and enter the alveoli in your lungs(which of course gets you high).[/QUOTE]
No no no no no no
There's absolutely no reason to hold your hits for longer than 5 seconds. That's all the time it takes your lungs to absorb the majority of the THC.
OP, have you ever smoked a cigarette? Give that a go before you smoke a joint.
Ask your friends to show you how to do it. They should have no problem filling you in. If they do, then they're jackasses and you should find better friends. We all started out as rookies at some point. We all had to have someone explain it to us. There's not a fucking thing to be ashamed of. If they treat you poorly because you don't know how to smoke a joint, then they're not friends worth blazing with. I mean, only little punk bitches treat rookie smokers like garbage.
Also, feel free to inform them that good herb deserves to be smoked out of a piece. Rolling up dank is just wasteful.
[QUOTE=Pome;19983709]why not just stay at home and not worry about smuggling things in?
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you probably won't have as much fun if you smoke for the first time in an environment where you're worrying about being caught, either.[/QUOTE]
we're not worried about getting caught, at least I'm not, because I'm not gonna be in shit if my parents find me high...
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19983788]Ask your friends to show you how to do it. They should have no problem filling you in. If they do, then they're jackasses and you should find better friends. We all started out as rookies at some point. We all had to have someone explain it to us. There's not a fucking thing to be ashamed of. If they treat you poorly because you don't know how to smoke a joint, then they're not friends worth blazing with. I mean, only little punk bitches treat rookie smokers like garbage.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I was thinking of doing that at first, but knowing my friends I'd expect to smoke it the wrong way around. So I just wanted to run it by facepunch for anything extra.
put your lips around the joint, and if you want instead of direct inhaling, suck it into your mouth and than all of a sudden, open your mouth and breath in really quickly.
Without actually putting your lips to the joint, suck on it like a straw, drawing the smoke into your mouth. Then, without exhaling, take another breath to suck all that smoke into your lungs.
[QUOTE=Pome;19983709]
you probably won't have as much fun if you smoke for the first time in an environment where you're worrying about being caught, either.[/QUOTE]
Definitely have to agree with this. You spend the majority of the high looking around nervously and panicking thinking that someone saw you do it and is going to squawk to the cops. I find smoking by myself at home to be the most enjoyable.....the best times are when you can just zone out, listen to music, and not worry about your friends distracting you.
Yeah, smoking before school for your first time is a bad idea.
For a joint/blunt: Light the tapered/closed end, suck through the semi-open end. Smoke should fill your mouth. Inhale slowly and carefully, wait at least 3 seconds, then exhale slowly. If smoking with friends, pass to the left and let the joint circle around. Don't be suprised when you don't immediately feel the effects, It usually takes 2 good hits and 10 minutes after that before the THC kicks in for new users.
For pipe (I recommend pipes because they're so easy to use as a novice.): Once packed, simultaneously light a flame at the top of the bowl (leave the flame there for a second or two, at least), and inhale through the mouthpiece. This will cause the flame to descend into the bowl and light the marijuana. Also, there may be a small hole near the bowl. This is called a carb. Cover it while lighting and inhaling. Remove the flame, then remove your finger from the hole and finish inhaling (this allows the remaining smoke out of the chamber while simultaneously letting the unused MJ in the bowl stop burning). Inhale, wait at least 3 seconds, exhale, pass to the left if in good company. Once again, it usually takes 2 hits, and 10 minutes after the second one before you start feeling the effects.
Put the rim of your lips, not your mouth, on it to smoke, you don't want your saliva making that shit wet and it's just plain nasty for other people.
Also, when I taught my friend how to smoke his first time he took the hit extremely fast and hard and coughed immediately, spraying the weed out of the bowl and onto the floor. Don't do this - just stay relaxed and take a controlled hit until you have enough. Once you take as much as you can, pull back, and inhale two more times to get it all down, wait three seconds, and exhale. That's how I hit at least, you don't necessarily have to do it that way but I find it much better.
For the love of god don't go to school high your first time. You have no clue what it will do to you so you won't be able to control it the first time. Your eyes will probably be blood shot red and you'll look and act extremely obvious. Just go to your house and chill, bruh. Once you've done it a couple times, then sure, knock yourself out.
This is a very informative thread and I'll be referring to this when my first time comes around
Thanks FP :hfive:
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19984105]Yeah, smoking before school for your first time is a bad idea.[/QUOTE]
My friend did this. Somehow he wasn't at all paranoid. I stopped smoking during school for that reason exactly.
Bring some kind of drink with you, preferably water. It helps when you start coughing furiously (unless you're lucky and don't fail). Some say you don't get high your first time, NOT TRUE....they just did it wrong.
Hold the joint with your fingertips as close to the end as you can, so you don't burn yourself.
"My name borat. how i smoke the weed" - borat [i]Borat 2008[/i]
[QUOTE=frank_g;19985394]"My name borat. how i smoke the weed" - borat [i]Borat 2008[/i][/QUOTE]
What's the point in that post?
[QUOTE=Dirtbox;19985563]What's the point in that post?[/QUOTE]
What's the point in [i]that[/i] post?
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;19985678]What's the point in [i]that[/i] post?[/QUOTE]
Ahah, I was expecting that. Well, I just wanted to know why he posted that, if there was some kind of irony or what-ever.
And now... What's the point in [i]that[/i] post?
[QUOTE=Klownox;19986522][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmuQ-ksj3Y[/media][/QUOTE]
Ahah posers! They are like the... the worst posers I've ever seen.
He said its bad for us im done with this shit
fuck it im out
Inhale as you normally would, except have your lips around whatever it is you're smoking, and the weed smoke will enter your lungs. Make sure you're breathing in the smoke, not just air. Hold the hit for 4 seconds, exhale.
Repeat until high.
[QUOTE=fuckingprodigy;19986858]He said its bad for us im done with this shit
fuck it im out[/QUOTE]
Thanks for sharing
I found out my first time that it takes a little longer then I thought for the high to hit, so I smoked another bowl.
Moral of the story is, a little bit is enough, especially if you're a first timer because your tolerance is so low. I'd also suggest doing it when you'll be alone or with friends for an extended period of time. I smoked once at night when my mom was home and I was paranoid as shit, not fun.
Semi-related: How often would you recommend smoking to keep your tolerance low? I noticed my friend ends up needing almost 3x more then I do, and I don't want to have to spend any more then I do. Right now I smoke a small-ish bowl every few weeks. I'm guessing I could do it a bit more often, but I really only do it when my parents aren't home for a few hours.
If you smoke once a week your tolerance should be pretty low.
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