[quote]Anti-Gay Marriage Candidate Caught Donating Sperm To Kiwi Lesbians
Michael Brendan Dougherty | Dec. 12, 2011, 8:51 AM | 184 | 5
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Awkward!
A Former Alabama gubernatorial candidate (and alleged member of MENSA) was found in New Zealand recently, giving out sperm to lesbian couples under an assumed name. Reports the New Zealand Herald:
In his political life, Johnson campaigned on a conservative Christian platform which opposed gay marriage.
He said he did not know the "relationship status" of the women he donated to: "I just know they want to have children." Asked if it mattered, he said: "I'm not going to answer that question."
Johnson had been in New Zeland doing post-hurricane humanitarian work, while his wife, Kathy, a former Ms. Alabama remained in America. Johnson placed fifth among seven Republican candidates in a 2010 GOP gubernatorial primary in 2010.
According to Johnson he had discussed becoming a sperm-donor with his wife, but he had not yet informed her that three women in New Zealand were now pregnant with his biological children.
It made for an awkward scene when the Herald ambushed him at dinner.
The Herald on Sunday approached Johnson on Thursday at a restaurant in Christchurch where he had just finished dining with one of the women he had successfully impregnated.
He said the urge to become a biological father was "a need that I have".
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Asked if his wife knew he was donating sperm, he said: "She does now."
So, take comfort reader, you're not the only one having awkward dinner conversation this holiday season
Read more: [url]http://www.businessinsider.com/anti-gay-marriage-candidate-caught-donating-sperm-to-kiwi-lesbians-2011-12#ixzz1gKXsnhXM[/url]
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Sauce:[url]http://www.businessinsider.com/anti-gay-marriage-candidate-caught-donating-sperm-to-kiwi-lesbians-2011-12[/url]
He knew what he was doing...
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Apteryx_mantelli_-Rotorua,_North_Island,_New_Zealand-8a.jpg/300px-Apteryx_mantelli_-Rotorua,_North_Island,_New_Zealand-8a.jpg[/img]
Wat
Well that's a good thing.
I am confused.
Why does it matter if they are homo or not, at the end of the day you are still helping people if you are against it or not.
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[URL="http://www.businessinsider.com/michele-bachmann-kid-gay-activist-awkward-video-2011-12"]
I'm more interested in this, tbh.[/URL]
The kiwi lesbians in question :
[t]http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/2x/kiwi-clean-FD-lg.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Jasun;33685705]The kiwi lesbians in question :
[t]http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/2x/kiwi-clean-FD-lg.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Well with a pair of melons that nice I can see why he was so eager to help
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;33686179]Well with a pair of melons that nice I can see why he was so eager to help[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00528/melons_new_280_528554a.jpg[/IMG]
Kiwi means from New Zealand, by the way, in the same way Yankee refers to American or Aussie to Australian. Don't ask.
don't forget us pommy bastards
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;33686349]don't forget us pommy bastards[/QUOTE]
The flag under your name says "Europe" so uh....
[QUOTE=deltasquid;33686375]The flag under your name says "Europe" so uh....[/QUOTE]
England is part of EU so it's aight.
[QUOTE=deltasquid;33686375]The flag under your name says "Europe" so uh....[/QUOTE]
I'm at a university, that's what uni internet does
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;33686410]I'm at a university, that's what uni internet does[/QUOTE]
Oh okay.
I was under the impression the British were called Tommies, not Pommy.
[QUOTE=deltasquid;33686441]Oh okay.
I was under the impression the British were called Tommies, not Pommy.[/QUOTE]
We're both, I think pommy is more an Aussie nickname for us.
"Found donating sperm"
Walked in on him?
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;33686410]I'm at a university, that's what uni internet does[/QUOTE]
Im trying to remember what artist you have in your avatar, that shit was so fucking cool reading about it.
Can you please tell me? :downs:
[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;33686780]"Found donating sperm"
Walked in on him?[/QUOTE]
Saw him coming out of the clinic? Receptionist talked to the press? There are plenty of ways.
[QUOTE=Jasun;33685705]The kiwi lesbians in question :
[t]http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/2x/kiwi-clean-FD-lg.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.samningen.no/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kiwi-inne-nett.jpg[/IMG] ?
[QUOTE=Rankxerox;33686917]Im trying to remember what artist you have in your avatar, that shit was so fucking cool reading about it.
Can you please tell me? :downs:[/QUOTE]
Louis Wain, mang. He's cool but also crazy as fuck at the same time
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;33687057]Louis Wain, mang. He's cool but also crazy as fuck at the same time[/QUOTE]
Is that the guy who went steadily more crazy and it was famous because it showed in the way he drew cats?
[QUOTE=john_pelphre;33687850]Is that the guy who went steadily more crazy and it was famous because it showed in the way he drew cats?[/QUOTE]
Yeah I think he had possible schizophrenic tendencies that were exacerbated as his career went on. Eventually you get the demon kitty
Sounds like a weird porno...
[QUOTE=ItazukiShi;33691030]Sounds like a weird porno...[/QUOTE]
You obviously have [I]very[/I] tame standards to consider that scenario "weird."
[QUOTE=deltasquid;33686335]Kiwi means from New Zealand, by the way, in the same way Yankee refers to American or Aussie to Australian. Don't ask.[/QUOTE]
Yankee != American
Yankee = American Northeast
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;33693596]Yankee != American
Yankee = American Northeast[/QUOTE]
everywhere else yank refers to someone from anywhere in the states
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;33693596]Yankee != American
Yankee = American Northeast[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but the rest of the world doesn't care, we call all of you yanks :v:
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