Post what feels good that you do to yourself.
To start off, rubbing an itchy eye.
Massive stretches that make you euphoric for a minute.
Rubbing your tongue against the roof of your mouth.
[QUOTE=Insulator;20391501]Massive stretches that make you euphoric for a minute.[/QUOTE]
I have theses constantly, it's so awesome
Cracking those achy bones.
sleeping naked
[QUOTE=Insulator;20391501]Massive stretches that make you euphoric for a minute.[/QUOTE]
Oh my god. I love these.
Waking up at a peaceful morning and continuing to sleep.
Diving into a deep pool and feeling the water rush past you at extreme speeds feels fucking awesome, and yah those massive stretches are also awesome.
[QUOTE=Mr.Cookie;20391657]Waking up at a peaceful morning and continuing to sleep.[/QUOTE]
This
Why can't it feel like that when you go to sleep initially??
Have someone else jack you off :smug:
rubbing eye, massive stretches, having sex
Well I'm in Athletics and during cal, (Warm-up) if we scratch our faces because of the sweat running into our eyes or down our brow we must push-ups. Even if ONE person does it. So I enjoy scratching a sweat that has been itching my face for long periods of time
Having my ear nibbled on. Feels way better than jacking off.
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20391934]Well I'm in Athletics and during cal, (Warm-up) if we scratch our faces because of the sweat running into our eyes or down our brow we must push-ups. Even if ONE person does it. So I enjoy scratching a sweat that has been itching my face for long periods of time[/QUOTE]
wtf?
What you've never not been able to scratch your face before? It's the worst
when your sick and your ears get clogged, and you go at it for hours trying to pop them so you can hear... finally getting that pop makes life so much better.
oh and under the right circumstances, a hearty bowel movement is nice.
Listening to the same genre of music from Fallout 3.
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20391934]Well I'm in Athletics and during cal, (Warm-up) if we scratch our faces because of the sweat running into our eyes or down our brow we must push-ups. Even if ONE person does it. So I enjoy scratching a sweat that has been itching my face for long periods of time[/QUOTE]
why aren't you allowed to scratch your face?
After being in a cast on my right leg for 10 weeks, I finally was able to take it off, and I got that amazing euphoric massive scratches, but it lasted forever. It was amazing.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20392262]Listening to the same genre of music from Fallout 3.[/QUOTE]
While I agree that music is awesome, it doesn't feel as good as jacking off.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;20391999]Having my ear nibbled on. Feels way better than jacking off.[/QUOTE]
This is why I think you're a weirdo.
who should also get a haircut
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;20392283]why aren't you allowed to scratch your face?[/QUOTE]
It's showing how disciplined you are and how well you can follow directions. When you think about it it's silly but it separates the listeners from the non-listeners. Sprinkle some cold water on your face, leave it there, and don't scratch, don't even flinch. See how long you can keep that up
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20392452]It's showing how disciplined you are and how well you can follow directions. When you think about it it's silly but it separates the listeners from the non-listeners. Sprinkle some cold water on your face, leave it there, and don't scratch, don't even flinch. See how long you can keep that up[/QUOTE]
you are undiciplined
Scratching a chalkboard with ur fingernails....
wait thats the opposite :byodood:
[QUOTE=OrDnAs;20392474]you are undiciplined[/QUOTE]
So are you at the art of English
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20392535]So are you at the art of English[/QUOTE]
What? You're terrible at grammar! Who are you to judge?
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20392535]So are you at the art of English[/QUOTE]
Look i care about grammar
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and i am an undiciplined kiddo
Heroin.
Runners high
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