• Waiting for the day scientist start cloning people
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What the thread title says, I wish I had a clone. The possobilities of having a clone are endless, think about all the cool things we would be able to do. Like for instance: -I wouldn' have to go to school every day, I would just switch back to back with my clone and get a free day off every week, the same for work. -I could litteraly be at both places at once doing whatever I want whenever I want. -I'd have a scientific phenomeno as my best friend. He'd like everything I like. We'd eat Ice cream together for ever. -We could pretend one of us had recessive genes and long blondE hair and go "BRRROTHERRR" all the time. Maybe we could rob a bank together and then if one of us dies the other could get away scott free and everyone will think that "It can't be the same guy, the man's dead". Man, and think of the possibilities of having an army of you, all with the same knowledge you have. And if you were a war veteran of the highest caliber training and battle knowledge. You'd be unstopable. And you could play chess with yourself and shit I guess. [b]Edited:[/b] ITT: Wow I didn't know people would get butthurt this easily :smug:
No. As soon as they start cloning people all hope for our race is gone. There's so many things wrong about cloning people that I can't even start to list them.
I want to clone my hand, i want more hands to do my shit.
[QUOTE=Tyvak;17368200]No. As soon as they start cloning people all hope for our race is gone. There's so many things wrong about cloning people that I can't even start to list them.[/QUOTE] Go for it
You're stupid. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("flaming" - GunFox))[/highlight]
I want to see something useful instead, like infinite source of energy fit in a city block. Cloning whole people is fucking useless, and it's uncertain if it will ever work to an usable degree.
Even if we ever advance that far, if it's even possible (it is, I'm 99.99% sure) it will be against the law for it to be used on humans. Think of things like 2 of you, completely identical, they'll never be able to know who committed a crime, if it was the 1st you or the 2nd you, shit like that will stop it, and that's only one example.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;17368264]I want to see something useful instead, like infinite source of energy fit in a city block. Cloning whole people is fucking useless, and it's uncertain if it will ever work to an usable degree.[/QUOTE] You could clone all the greatest minds in the world to double their efforts in solving the worlds problems.
[QUOTE=PieClock;17368267]Even if we ever advance that far, if it's even possible (it is, I'm 99.99% sure) it will be against the law for it to be used on humans. Think of things like 2 of you, completely identical, they'll never be able to know who committed a crime, if it was the 1st you or the 2nd you, shit like that will stop it, and that's only one example.[/QUOTE] Identical twins?
Would it be considered gay if you cloned you're self to suck you off?
Not only that, but your "clone" will be an actual living being. How do you think he will feel knowing he was created for mere amusement and that he has no parents or any family?
[QUOTE=Epidemick;17368313]Not only that, but your "clone" will be an actual living being. How do you think he will feel knowing he was created for mere amusement and that he has no parents or any family?[/QUOTE] He'd technically be my son.
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[QUOTE=bigdan;17368311]Would it be considered gay if you cloned you're self to suck you off?[/QUOTE] My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins! Well it's technically masturbation but yeah
i'd clone myself a lot of times :hitler:
[quote=negrul1;17368308]identical twins?[/quote] DNA. Phenotypes.
I'd fuck myself if I could make a clone.
[QUOTE=Jeebz;17368185]What the thread title says, I wish I had a clone. The possobilities of having a clone are endless, think about all the cool things we would be able to do. Like for instance: -I wouldn' have to go to school every day, I would just switch back to back with my clone and get a free day off every week, the same for work. -I could litteraly be at both places at once doing whatever I want whenever I want. -I'd have a scientific phenomeno as my best friend. He'd like everything I like. We'd eat Ice cream together for ever. -We could pretend one of us had recessive genes and long blondE hair and go "BRRROTHERRR" all the time. Maybe we could rob a bank together and then if one of us dies the other could get away scott free and everyone will think that "It can't be the same guy, the man's dead". Man, and think of the possibilities of having an army of you, all with the same knowledge you have. And if you were a war veteran of the highest caliber training and battle knowledge. You'd be unstopable. And you could play chess with yourself and shit I guess.[/QUOTE] I hope your clone plays chess with you and beats your ass down
If you love hitler rate me agree
And he isn't going to be a fucking robot. What if he doesn't like the idea of being a clone and decides to kill you. No one will ever know.
[QUOTE=Epidemick;17368382]And he isn't going to be a fucking robot. What if he doesn't like the idea of being a clone and decides to kill you. No one will ever know.[/QUOTE] If he was like me he would know nothing fruitful would come of assassinating his daddy.
[QUOTE=Jeebz;17368376]Hitler's clone would just be made so he would get the ass kicking he should have gotten had he not gone all an hero on the last minute.[/QUOTE] He was a coward for killing himself, I support this idea
But he knows you aren't his daddy. And you would probably change if you knew that you're just a clone and that you are dispensable. You would change alot.
I would have buttsecks with my clone. Then Id get 5 more of my clones for an orgy. ...Wait. If you fuck your clone, is in incest? Or masturbation?
[QUOTE=Epidemick;17368313]Not only that, but your "clone" will be an actual living being. How do you think he will feel knowing he was created for mere amusement and that he has no parents or any family?[/QUOTE] Uh, a clone has a mother but no father unless you include the DNA donor as being the father. Clones can't be created without a woman to carry the baby to term. A clone would be a normal human child, the major difference is he/she is a genetic mirror of someone else. A clone is just a physical copy of someone else, with a unique mind totally different from the original person. In the end it's just better to fuck your girlfriend than to have yourself cloned.
[QUOTE=RR_Raptor65;17368542]Uh, a clone has a mother but no father unless you include the DNA donor as being the father. Clones can't be created without a woman to carry the baby to term. A clone would be a normal human child, the major difference is he/she is a genetic mirror of someone else. A clone is just a physical copy of someone else, with a unique mind totally different from the original person. In the end it's just better to fuck your girlfriend than to have yourself cloned.[/QUOTE] Yeah but that's not the type of clones hes hinting at. He wants so that he steps into a machine but two of him appear when he steps out. (Seeing as he's waiting until scientists start cloning and the only way he'd be able to have a clone that thinks and works just like him is that, unless he was cloned the moment he was born or something)
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;17368264]I want to see something useful instead, like infinite source of energy fit in a city block. Cloning whole people is fucking useless, and it's uncertain if it will ever work to an usable degree.[/QUOTE] Yeah. Also, what if the clone raged and killed you, then the clone would live and you would be dead. The clone would take your life and so on.
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Cloning and raising/feeding that clone cost a fortune. In fact it would be cheaper to just make humans the "original" way. If you want protection or something just hire a chinese farmer or thug to protect you they are almost free.
You're either stupid, or a troll. ... And trolls fall under the category of 'stupid'.
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