Post your jokes, what else would the title mean?"
Fast threads? More like SHIT threads.
Have you heard of the one-armed fisherman? He caught a fish THIS BIG *Holds out one arm*
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob.
What do get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A horrible monstrosity of nature.
A duck walks into a bar and orders a bear, the bartenders asks how will you pay for that? The duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
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A duck walks into a bar and orders a bear, the bartenders asks how will you pay for that? The duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
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Holy fuck, you can order fucking [b]BEARS?[/b]
That is one bad ass bar.
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[quote=M..BISON]What do get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A horrible monstrosity of nature.[/quote]
You mean an elephino? [sp]pronounced "hell if I know"[/sp]
Yes, this is the fucking bar that chuck norris goes to, and he FUCKING DRINKS THOSE BEARS.
And yes i know its supposed to be elephino, BUT THATS THE JOKE THAT IT IS SERIOUS.
A Priest, a Rabbi and an Atheist walk into a bar. They all drink and have a great time there and leave feeling better than they did before.
A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty Blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks.
"Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, "Fucking hell, are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me, and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher!"
Funny joke.
Everyone laugh.
YEA- no.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They then realize they're the butt of a stupid joke and leave.
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.