• Gecko sex satellite 'not responding'
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[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28490744#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa[/url]
One of the more bizarre headlines I've seen from the BBC
The geckos have taken control of the satellite. In 15 years they will have mutated into super intelligent geckos through weightless sex and solar radiation, and force the satellite into re-entry in order to assimilate into the worlds capitals and begin their plot to breed all the normal geckos into super geckos and surpass humans as the dominatnt species of planet earth. [I]Planet of the Geckos[/I]
SHIT NOT THE GECKOS FUCK WHAT DO WE DO NOW WE'RE FUCKING SCREWED
Start of WW3 right here. UN will have to intervene
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