• How much of a douchebag you really are
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Let's set shit straight. You're a douche and you don't even know it. From your day to day life you think the shit you do is alright. It isn't. From your daily interactions with society people find your douchyness tolerable but only because they don't want to see you bitch if they ever told you the truth. Most of your opinions are formed because you are uneducated. What is right for you is definitely not right for most people. Take for instance, your opinions on the economy, political, blah blah blah. Most of the shit you spout out your gullet is from your parents, environment, or from just molding your own reality to your liking. America is not better than Europe, Europe is no better than America. The way you spell color or colour is not superior. Science and religion can work together. That guy didn't cut you off in the intersection just to spite you. You are not smarter than everyone around, as a matter of fact you are as dumb as the person you think you're smarter. Your life is just as pointless and you'll most likely not amount to anything. Making fun of other people's way of life does not make the sad sack of shit that is your own any better. You will definitely not amount to anything and when you die nobody will give a shit when you're rotting on the ground, because you were such an unremarkable person at your best of times. Try and put your self in there people's shoes, let people live they're life and respect their will. Don't give them shit. Also try and enjoy your life because your time is limited and going about being an angry, depressed twat on an internet forum full of other depressed angry twats will not make you feel any good as you rant about why justin fucking bieber is getting so much more attention than you seeing as you deserve it more than him. Just live your life and move on you douche. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Douchebag" - TH89))[/highlight]
hey fuck you i'm not a douche
Thanks douchebag
:golfclap: You stated the obvious, congrats.
I am a douche. Just not that type of douche.
Thank you :smile:
All of this describes one of my bros.
You know me too well dickwad.
[quote=Douche]Making fun of other people's way of life does not make the sad sack of shit that is your own.[/quote] Oh yeah, cause you totally aren't doing that right now. Anyway, maybe you should stop thinking you're so smart, or special. It really isn't very complicated, not saying that you or anyone in particular doesn't understand it, or is "dumb". But I do agree that we shouldn't give a crap about anything else but living our life. It doesn't matter why we're here, what we're here for, where we came from, or any of that. All that matters is one thing: We are living now, we know the flow of things, so lets continue our life with that. A good first post, I think.
No you're a douche :saddowns:
Wait just one minute. A good thread in GD? It don't add up.
so we're all showerbags?
yes
[QUOTE=Tools;23082090]:golfclap: You stated the obvious, congrats.[/QUOTE] If it's 'the obvious' then why are you people still douches
You're a douche too. And if all of us are douches... [b]THEN NONE OF US ARE.[/b] :psylon:
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082067]Your life is just as pointless and you'll most likely not amount to anything.[/QUOTE] Having ambitions isn't being a douche, you tard.
I am insulted, I'm not a douchebag, I'm a [I]massive asshole[/I] -I laugh and insult retarted people -Act like I'm the fucking smartest and coolest people in town -Bully losers and steal their shit -I tell cool stories to everyone about the time I escaped the police with my motorcycle -I think the OP is a gigantic faggot and that I could beat him with my left hand -I am Rapemachine, and I'm awesome Oh and I also spray cool graffiti on broad daylight in the walls of buildings [I]everywhere[/I]
[QUOTE=w 1 z;23082221]so we're all showerbags?[/QUOTE] I am. :kiddo:
[QUOTE=darnok;23082374]You're a douche too. And if all of us are douches... [b]THEN NONE OF US ARE.[/b] :psylon:[/QUOTE] I'm not sure if that's how that works.
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;23082412] Oh and I also spray cool graffiti on broad daylight in the walls of buildings [I]everywhere[/I][/QUOTE] I wish I was as much of an asshole as you. I just write "PENIS" in sharpie on stop signs.
im better then all of you
I'll start respecting over people and put myself in their shoes when they do the same to me.
Everyone of us has a little douche inside us.
[QUOTE=Gay;23082465]im better then all of you[/QUOTE] You're still Gay.
Op probably got his feelings hurt :h:
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082067] Also try and enjoy your life because your time is limited and going about being an angry, depressed twat on an internet forum full of other depressed angry twats will not make you feel any good as you rant about why justin fucking bieber is getting so much more attention than you seeing as you deserve it more than him.[/QUOTE] :irony:
OP is probably a closet douche.
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;23082412]I am insulted, I'm not a douchebag, I'm a [I]massive asshole[/I] -I laugh and insult retarted people -Act like I'm the fucking smartest and coolest people in town -Bully losers and steal their shit -I tell cool stories to everyone about the time I escaped the police with my motorcycle -I think the OP is a gigantic faggot and that I could beat him with my left hand -I am Rapemachine, and I'm awesome Oh and I also spray cool graffiti on broad daylight in the walls of buildings [I]everywhere[/I][/QUOTE] I'd love to beat the living shit out of you. Time and place.
Well I'll be damned. A '10er that makes sense, well, thats a first.
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082530]I'd love to beat the living shit out of you. Time and place.[/QUOTE] I bet you could barely lift 40 lbs.
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