• I'm terrified of old people now.
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It was just a regular day in geography class when and old guy in his 80's walked in. I didn't really think much about it other then he looks like a creepy version of Mr. Rogers, so I just continued working on my middle America map. But right when he was about to leave he turned around and said to the kid sitting in a desk right next to the door "The only difference between you and a bucket of poop is the bucket." ...What the hell?! Where did that come from? Hes 80 years old and thats like 1st grade material. He also said to him "I'd slap you but poop would splatter everywhere." the kid was speechless and in shock. So was I. Then Mr. Rogers just turned around and left without saying anything else. I'm now terrified of old people
pussy, old people say all kinds of stuff.
Pansy
When you are 80, you will be allowed to say shit like this too.
He probably slapped shit back in 'Nam.
Holy shit I gotta remember that insult. "the only difference between you and shit in a bucket is the bucket."
Maybe he was mentally handicapped?
Maybe the kid looked at him funny.
[QUOTE=DJFender;26440592]Maybe he was mentally handicapped?[/QUOTE] Nah old people say stupid shit and tell unreal stories all the time. Hes perfectly normal.
how is that even remotely scary? I would of just laughed!
[QUOTE=Deac;26440628]Nah old people say stupid shit and tell unreal stories all the time. Hes perfectly normal.[/QUOTE] my ass [editline]2nd December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Stormcharger;26440665]how is that even remotely scary? I would of just laughed![/QUOTE] Everyone laughed when he left. Just for the first few seconds we were in shock because no one was expecting an old man to harrass a kid out of no where.
When I'm old I'm going to pretend I'm crazy so I can do shit like that. Like I'll shit in a box and give it to my 16 year old granddaughter for her birthday, and it'll be okay cause I'm old. Then I'll go in the bathroom and laugh quietly.
[QUOTE=bopie;26440910]When I'm old I'm going to pretend I'm crazy so I can do shit like that. Like I'll shit in a box and give it to my 16 year old granddaughter for her birthday, and it'll be okay cause I'm old. Then I'll go in the bathroom and laugh quietly.[/QUOTE] Nice stolen joke bro
I love old people now.
Old people are fucking crazy. Its a fact of life. Senility and Alzheimer's and a whole shitload of other mental issues make you fucking crazy.
Who's Mr. Rogers?
Back in my day, the poop would splatter neat and all uniform-like, not like you ruffians and your slathering of poop everywhere
Old people are awesome! Well at least old men. I don't usually see old women spouting hilarious nonsense and throwing insults that don't really make all that much sense. They just don't give a fuck.
Oldlife crisis.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;26440665]how is that even remotely scary? I would of just laughed![/QUOTE] And got shit on.
Fucking Mr. Rogers, calling everyone a bucket of poop.
Where the fuck was the teacher?
ahahahahaha rad
Hahaha poop.
This thread is full of shit.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;26441828]Where the fuck was the teacher?[/QUOTE] Maybe that was a teacher.
Maybe he's got shit on his dick. I always get mad when I get shit on my dick.
Those insults were pretty [I]shitty[/I] :v:
Sounds like something I would say....
this is why young people can't have nice things
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