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[QUOTE]Police in southern Sweden have issued a public warning about a pregnant cow on the loose, after two people were sent to the hospital after a hustle with the heifer.
Two people were hospitalized on Wednesday morning after being assaulted by a pregnant cow in Häljarum, east of Karlskrona. The young cow reportedly headbutted a man, and another was dragged along the ground by the frantic female.[/QUOTE]
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What.
wow im having quite a day.
She is loose but im more surprised how 2 people were injured by her.
Did they go up to her or something?
pregnancy makes all mammals do strange things, who knew?
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;45483723]What.
wow im having quite a day.
She is loose but im more surprised how 2 people were injured by her.
Did they go up to her or something?[/QUOTE]
I know from experience that heifers are fucking crazy, I've raised steers before but I'll never do a heifer, every one of their shows has at least one of those motherfuckers just going ballistic
[editline]24th July 2014[/editline]
Especially when they're preggers, holy shit. It's a scary thing when something that big is that full of hormones
Cows are always aggressive during mating, especially males. Males are so horny that they even try to have sex with humans if you bend over.
I grew up understanding the word "heifer" was like an archaic way of saying slut. Had no idea it was something to do with cows
Police: [i]"Suspect is on the moove."[/i]
That cow is probably public enemy #1 considering it's Sweden.
My mom is no rouge.
[QUOTE=Elfy;45484899]My mom is no rouge.[/QUOTE]
your mom is a cow?
[QUOTE=Saphirx;45484984]your mom is a cow?[/QUOTE]
She probably isn't a cow, but probably looks like one
[SP]im so sorry forgive me Elfy[/SP]
[QUOTE=freaka;45483859]Cows are always aggressive during mating, especially males. Males are so horny that they even try to have sex with humans if you bend over.[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing you have experience with that situation
[QUOTE=Elfy;45484899]My mom is no rouge.[/QUOTE]
For the last time, it's spelled [b]rogue[/b]
[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;45485668]I'm guessing you have experience with that situation[/QUOTE]
Nah, but my former high school teacher does. He is a farmer and one of his male cows tried to mate with him when he bent over to pickup his spade.
He did fortuently not get penetrated.
[QUOTE=freaka;45483859]Cows are always aggressive during mating, especially males. Males are so horny that they even try to have sex with humans if you bend over.[/QUOTE]
cool thanks! I mean, uh- that's horrible!
[QUOTE=Lurklet;45488262]cool thanks! I mean, uh- that's horrible![/QUOTE]
Still not as bad as male lizards tend to be.
[QUOTE=freaka;45486297]Nah, but my former high school teacher does. He is a farmer and one of his male cows tried to mate with him when he bent over to pickup his spade.
He did fortuently not get penetrated.[/QUOTE]
Was his name Mr. Hands?
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