[quote][b]Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet[/b]
CUPERTINO, CA—Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple's new tablet computer. "Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you're running out of time," the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. "Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write 'tablet' on this little strip of masking tape here and I'm golden. Oh, come on, you piece of shit! Just stick already!" Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.
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[b]Source:[/b][url]http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/frantic_steve_jobs_stays_up[/url] :banjo:[/quote]
Oh Steve you've done it again. :3:
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Source?
Sounds like parody news.
Edit: To those who rated this post dumb, I posted it before he edited the source in.
I'd buy it
"I'll grab someone else's work and put my logo on it -- done."
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;19876958]Source?
Sounds like parody news.[/QUOTE]
The Onion.
The Onion is a parody site.
I love The Onion.
im a goldmember wtf
broke my automerge
also
[url=http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sumerians_look_on_in_confusion_as]Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World[/url]
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[QUOTE=Rusty101;19877031][IMG_thumb]http://i47.tinypic.com/o85vdl.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]
If only
Is it weird that I read the thread title "Steve jobs tries frantic to stay up" and came in here expecting a video of him slipping on ice or something?
On Topic: That's a pretty damn good article. You gotta love the Onion News Network.
"The Sumerian people must have found God's making of heaven and earth in the middle of their well-established society to be more of an annoyance than anything else," said Paul Helund, ancient history professor at Cornell University. "If what the pictographs indicate are true, His loud voice interrupted their ancient prayer rituals for an entire week."
[url=http://www.theonion.com/content/news/conspiracy_theorist_convinces_neil]I love the onion.[/url]
[QUOTE=Zamorikan;19878601]Is it weird that I read the thread title "Steve jobs tries frantic to stay up" and came in here expecting a video of him slipping on ice or something?
On Topic: That's a pretty damn good article. You gotta love the Onion News Network.[/QUOTE]
No, that was Peter Molyneux.
And Onion News Network is their video podcast, this is just The Onion.
Wait, what the fuck?
Parody news :v:
The Onion. :350:
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