Florida Man Uses Infant as Stun Gun Shield, Police Say - Polidicks

[quote]EBARY, Fla. — Authorities in Florida say a man accused of using an infant to shield himself from a stun gun has been charged with child neglect. A Volusia County Sheriff’s office charging affidavit says 39-year-old Jorge Garcia of Deltona held the infant in front of him and told a deputy to “Tase the baby” when the deputy pulled out a stun gun, the Daytona Beach News-Journal reported Monday. Garcia was charged New Year’s Day with child neglect without great harm and resisting an officer without violence. He was released from the Volusia County jail on $6,500 bond. He did not immediately return a phone message. The affidavit says Garcia was in the road yelling profanities as deputies stopped another vehicle. He then got into his car when deputies tried to arrest him, which is when one deputy pulled out the stun gun. Deputies managed to get the child unharmed from Garcia and then two deputies used their Tasers on him and arrested him, the report said, according to the newspaper.[/quote] [img]http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2010/01/04/baby_tase.jpg[/img] Incoming "Don't tase me, bro" memeshit. [b]SAUCE:[/b] [url]http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2010/01/04/12342506-ap.html[/url] also, lol foxnews shit, replaced with a better article

dont tase me bwo

What a shocking story!

I know it's horrible but I kinda lol'd

I'm [i]stunned[/i]...

This is so [i]shocking[/i]!

[QUOTE=Aurora93;19430008]"Tase the baby"[/QUOTE] don't tase the goddamn baby Kyle

How stunning... [editline]03:08PM[/editline] how shocking

Can't you guys come up with some new puns for electricity-related stories

[QUOTE=binkow;19430436]How stunning... [editline]03:08PM[/editline] how shocking[/QUOTE] :downs:

Looks like he [i]used an infant as a stun gun shield[/i]... :downs:

Wow, that's really...bad. But I did laugh.

What the fuck, that dude is stupid. A baby isn't big enough to block a stun gun.

[QUOTE=davidofmk771;19430526]What the fuck, that dude is stupid. A baby isn't big enough to block a stun gun.[/QUOTE] I dunno man, this one time I saw a baby the size of a beanbag.

This is racial profiling. White man: Cares for baby while shot at. Black man: Uses baby as shield.

[QUOTE=Jobby;19430701]I dunno man, this one time I saw a baby the size of a beanbag.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/giant_baby_450.jpg[/img] What...the..fuck...

[QUOTE=Aurora93;19430854][img]http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/giant_baby_450.jpg[/img] What...the..fuck...[/QUOTE] Thats a lotta beans there mister

[QUOTE=Aurora93;19430854][img]http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/giant_baby_450.jpg[/img] What...the..fuck...[/QUOTE] somebody stop them, they're stealing my baby!

Why did the cop pull a taser to begin with?

[QUOTE=^0mKTank;19430923]Why did the cop pull a taser to begin with?[/QUOTE] [quote]The affidavit says Garcia was in the road yelling profanities as deputies stopped another vehicle. He then got into his car when deputies tried to arrest him, which is when one deputy pulled out the stun gun.[/quote] Read a little, dammit.

[QUOTE=^0mKTank;19430923]Why did the cop pull a taser to begin with?[/QUOTE] Cause hes black

[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;19430759]This is racial profiling. White man: Cares for baby while shot at. Black man: Uses baby as shield.[/QUOTE] Only racial profiling if theres no proof.

The mental image I conjured up in my mind made me laugh. I feel bad now.

Are you [I]positive[/I] that he used it as a shield?

[QUOTE=Communist Cake;19431422]Are you [I]positive[/I] that he used it as a shield?[/QUOTE] Good one.

what a [i]negatively shocking[/i] experience for the poor baby.

That man must have had [I]negative[/I] feelings towards the baby.

What a strange way to resist arrest. I guess he just didn't have the capacity to surrender to the cops peacefully. [editline]04:02PM[/editline] I hope he's charged with battery [editline]04:03PM[/editline] Pun about jail cell

So how are we dealing *Applies Sunglasses* [i]Current[/i] Situation YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What an [I]electrifying[/I] story!