• Penis Tattoo Leads to Permanent Erection
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[QUOTE]A 21-year-old Iranian man has a permanent semi-erection after having “borow be salaamat” (good luck with your journeys) and the letter “M” (his girlfriend’s initial) tattooed on his penis. The man, whose name is unknown, was diagnosed with nonischemic priapism — a condition resulting from the inability of blood to exit the penis. His case was detailed in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. “In our case, most probably, the handheld needle penetrated the penis too deep, creating an arteriovenous fistula,” wrote the study authors from Kermanshah University of Medical Sciences in Kermanshah, Iran. A fistula is a connection between two organs or vessels — in this case an artery and a vein — that normally don’t connect. “For eight days after tattooing, the penis was painful, and thus there were no erections,” the authors wrote. “After that, the patient noticed longer-than-usual sleep-related erections. This progressed, within a week, to a constantly half-rigid penis, day and night.” Men are advised to seek medical attention for an erection lasting more than four hours. During a normal erection, blood rushes into the penis through the arteries to build up pressure and later leaves through the veins. But in nonischemic priapism, blood continues to enter faster than it can leave, causing persistent pressure and a permanent erection. The problem resolves naturally 62 percent of the time, the researchers reported. And when it doesn’t, men have the option of selective arterial embolism — a procedure that blocks the offending artery. Instead, the Iranian man chose to have a shunt implanted to drain the excess blood, according to the report. “Predictably, the procedure was unsuccessful,” the authors wrote. “Because of the painless nature of erections, moderately good preservation of erectile function during intercourses, and disappointment with former surgery, the patient has declined to undergo further therapies, and lives with his condition.” Despite his permanent erection, the man has no regrets over his penis tattoo, according to the report. Nevertheless, the report authors advise against the practice. “Based on our unique case, we discourage penile tattooing,” they wrote.[/QUOTE] Just to think, i found out the other day my dad has a tattoo on his penis.. Source:/// [URL="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/09/penis-tattoo-leads-to-permanent-erection/"]http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/09/penis-tattoo-leads-to-permanent-erection/[/URL]
I guess he's going to have a [I]Hard[/i] Life then.
Oh god having a permanent boner would be terrible. Imagine pissing on the ceiling. Who's going to clean that?
[QUOTE=mooty;34192161]Just to think, i found out the other day my dad has a tattoo on his penis.. [/QUOTE] H... How did you..? Like, did he show it to you? Did he try to molest you? Did YOU try to molest him? I'm completely confused as to how you would find out what your dad has on his dick.
He could tell him?
[QUOTE=Miskav;34192213]H... How did you..? Like, did he show it to you? Did he try to molest you? Did YOU try to molest him? I'm completely confused as to how you would find out what your dad has on his dick.[/QUOTE] I have a mother btw.
[QUOTE=mooty;34192161]Just to think, i found out the other day my dad has a tattoo on his penis..[/quote] Pics would be nice. EDIT: You know for proof.
[QUOTE=Miskav;34192213]H... How did you..? Like, did he show it to you? Did he try to molest you? Did YOU try to molest him? I'm completely confused as to how you would find out what your dad has on his dick.[/QUOTE] He probably told him?
The ladies won't be complaining when they won't have to wait for him to get up again :)
Haha, this is especially funny since I'm Iranian myself and I didn't have to read the English translation in order to understand what was written on his penis. :v: Why he chose that out of all things is.. confounding.
[QUOTE=shrinkme;34192234]Pics would be nice. EDIT: You know for proof.[/QUOTE] Hell no. I don't want to see that in a news thread.
[QUOTE=Miskav;34192213]H... How did you..? Like, did he show it to you? Did he try to molest you? Did YOU try to molest him? I'm completely confused as to how you would find out what your dad has on his dick.[/QUOTE] I can imagine a scene where he walks in his parents bedroom and there he is, his dad, masturbating to a 90's porn magazine and going all "what the fuck are you doing?" "it's allright son, come here!" "NO what the fuck? What the fuck is that on your dick?"
oh, it's just a semi not [I]too[/I] bad, but still funny
silly medics, they just had to attach a little paper that says "Margaret Thatcher" in his dick and problem solved! [sp]Anyone else has that comic?[/sp]
[QUOTE=barttool;34192294]I can imagine a scene where he walks in his parents bedroom and there he is, his dad, masturbating to a 90's porn magazine and going all "what the fuck are you doing?" "it's allright son, come here!" "NO what the fuck? What the fuck is that on your dick?"[/QUOTE] its an after school literacy program
One of my fears as a young teenager was to get a perma-boner from fapping too much
[QUOTE=barttool;34192405]silly medics, they just had to attach a little paper that says "Margaret Thatcher" in his dick and problem solved! [sp]Anyone else has that comic?[/sp][/QUOTE] [url=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8ufo5lTi01qanlfzo1_500.jpg]Linked because Cowboy Henk isn't appropriate for work environments.[/url] I kinda feel bad that I knew immediately that it was a Cowboy Henk comic, too.
[quote]the Journal of Sexual Medicine[/quote] Written by Dr. Marvin Gaye
I would never got a tattoo but a tattoo on your penis? my god this mans pain receptors must have died
It's like high school all over again.
Hope you people read enough to know that it's a half-boner he's got all the time. Not a full hard-on.
[QUOTE=Splambob;34194311]Written by Dr. Marvin Gaye[/QUOTE] who?
For a couple of seconds when I first read the title, I thought he got a tattoo OF a penis, and got a constant erection from it. I was very confused.
THIS JUST IN: Penis tattooing rates skyrocket, More at 10!
[QUOTE=AK'z;34194396]who?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go_tRctLmbc&feature=related[/media] Or the more fitting, Sexual Healing: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn4i8bAfnMY[/media]
so...the man now has a switch for his penis and he's 21 winning!
[QUOTE=mooty;34192232]I have a mother btw.[/QUOTE] How do we know you're not lying and you just have two dads?
[video=youtube;jDFjQqTR-c8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDFjQqTR-c8[/video] On a man's penis? I think I'll pass...
[QUOTE=mooty;34192232]I have a mother btw.[/QUOTE] If she's like my mother she probably blurted it out while you were eating / doing an activity which would have been better off without the knowledge.
[QUOTE=barttool;34192294]I can imagine a scene where he walks in his parents bedroom and there he is, his dad, masturbating to a 90's porn magazine and going all "what the fuck are you doing?" "it's allright son, come here!" "NO what the fuck? What the fuck is that on your dick?"[/QUOTE] Rofl "It's allright son, come here!"
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