• Guy Convicted of Punching Darth Vader's Wife, Surprisingly Doesn't Get Force Choked
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[quote=NY daily News] Punch Darth Vader's wife? Not a very good idea, that is. A British man's jealousy lead to a violent confrontation with a man named after the infamous Star Wars character, and ended with him getting 18 months of community service. Ikbal Hare believed his neighbor, who officially changed his name from Mark Nokes to Darth Vader for charity, had been having relations with his girlfriend, court testimony revealed on Monday, according to the Birmingham Mail. The 35-year-old confronted Vader last month, who denied Hare's claims. “There was a scuffle involving the two men and Mrs. Vader tried to get between them," prosecutor Tim Sapwell told the court, the Express & Star reported. “The defendant struck her," he said, "but there is evidence that, in fact, he had been trying to hit Darth Vader.” Lady Vader then got her husband to go back inside the house and locked him in out of fear the journey towards the dark side would lead to further violence. Hale, however, got a knife and returned, the Birmingham Mail reported. Vader climbed out a window to go after him, but Hale ran away. He was arrested two days later. Hale pleaded guilty Monday to charges of possessing a bladed article, assault and disorderly behavior. He must also take an anger management course. [/quote] [url="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/british-man-busted-punching-darth-vader-wife-article-1.1185656"]Source[/url]. It is good to see that the enemies of the empire get the justice they truly deserve.
...His name is really Darth Vader?
I understand that he did it for charity but even so, seriously?
I find your lack of monogamy disturbing.
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Of all the things to do for charity, changing your name? Better have been a really good charity. edit: lets all talk about how he changed his name for charity because thats the only reason this is even an article to begin with.
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