• Colonoscopy
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Has anyone here ever had one? For those that don't know, you get a camera shoved up your ass, and the doctor looks around your colon. I am having one done tommorow because I have to have them done regularly every few years. The last time I had one i was uite young and they used general anesthetic, so I was asleep. As an adult, you can have it done without (which i do, as i don't trust being put to sleep). So far I have drunk 2 liters of laxative (per their instructions). It so horrendously disgusting to taste, that I nearly threw up during the drinking. Now i'm just waiting for the inevitable... I've never been concious during it. I've been told, it's a pain in the ass... :smug:
You are about to be raped.But seriously it sounds kinda scary and thank god I have never done this before.
Why do you have to have it done? Usually, only older people get it done because of the possibility of colon cancer.
There are a lot more scarier things than having a little tube showed down your ass. Think how horrid it was during the 1920 with film cameras...
I'm still ten years from regular prostate exams and I am going to use my prostate to its fullest until then. [editline]11:43AM[/editline] wait. Don't read too far into that
[QUOTE=Lankist;20023536]I'm still ten years from regular prostate exams and I am going to use my prostate to its fullest until then. [editline]11:43AM[/editline] wait. Don't read too far into that[/QUOTE] Too late, I already did.
You'll get a boner, guaranteed. [editline]04:46PM[/editline] Not that I know about males inserting foreign objects into their anus.... :gay:
I'd go with the being put to sleep option.
Do you have to shave your ass hair at all?
Pics or~ wait, maybe you shouldn't.
[QUOTE=rieda1589;20023559]You'll get a boner, guaranteed. [editline]04:46PM[/editline] Not that I know about males inserting foreign objects into their anus.... :gay:[/QUOTE] No you don't, it's one of the most demeaning medical processes that you can go through.
[QUOTE=Pascall;20023524]Why do you have to have it done? Usually, only older people get it done because of the possibility of colon cancer.[/QUOTE] When i was younger I had mild colitis. It can flare up sometimes, so it gets checked. Also, I just threw up after taking the last sip of the laxative. Thankfully it wasnt very much, I am trying to keep it down after all.
I wouldn't say that. Everyone has to have a colonoscopy when they get older at least once every few years. It's just something you have to do. It's a little better knowing that everyone has to do it at least once in their lifetime, providing they live to adulthood.
[QUOTE=markg06;20023701]No you don't, it's one of the most demeaning medical processes that you can go through.[/QUOTE] Uh no getting catheterized is a lot worse. FYI that's when they shove a tube up your penis. And yes I am saying this from experience. Wake up after being anesthetized screaming GET THIS TUBE OUT OF MY DICK, that's demeaning.
I had one when i was younger under general anaesthetic, I have Crohn's disease. They are pretty horrible, i was shitting everywhere afterwards. :v: Sucks that you have to have them every few years.
Everyone has to have it done some time in their life.
Bad idea not going to sleep.
Make sure he doesn't poke your prostate.:flaccid:
Some people on Facepunch would like this
Thread icon fits perfectly.
[QUOTE=El Gigante;20025644]Thread icon fits perfectly.[/QUOTE] It was a toss up between that and "gross".
Prostate ftw
Is it like sex!??!?!?!
what do these people mean by saying that everyone has to go through this atleast once? because i think i was too young to remember when they shove a camera up my ass
[QUOTE=Peluri;20030080]what do these people mean by saying that everyone has to go through this atleast once? because i think i was too young to remember when they shove a camera up my ass[/QUOTE] when you get older. i think its only america that does it regularly because I have never heard of this being done in the uk, I mean I know they do it but not to every single person.
[QUOTE=BRAWLmilk;20025550]Some people on Facepunch would like this[/QUOTE] probably HQRSE?
shove stuff in your butt. It's fun
Get the anesthesia, it'd be embarrassing as hell to have him do it in person. Although having someone you don't know violate your unconscious body seems kinda scary too. Hmm.
I find the concept of colonoscopies to be disturbing and uncomfortable
Basically they take an SLR camera, tape it to a broom handle, and shove it up your rectum
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