[quote] (CNN) -- Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres will join the judges' panel on "American Idol" for the show's ninth season beginning in 2010, a Fox spokeswoman confirmed Wednesday.
Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres brings years of experience in front of a live audience to her role.
"I'm thrilled to be the new judge on American Idol," DeGeneres said Wednesday. "I've watched since the beginning, and I've always been a huge fan. So getting this job is a dream come true, and think of all the money I'll save from not having to text in my vote."
The popular comedian and entertainer will fill a seat left vacant by Paula Abdul, who announced she was leaving the show in August after eight seasons.[/quote]
[url]http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/09/ent.degeneres.idol/index.html[/url]
Totally did not see that one coming.
Oh good lord.
:barf:
The show just got shittier.
*facepalm*
this used to be only female comedian i liked and then i found out she was a lesbian and all hope was lost.
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[b]Not that there's anything wrong with that [/b]
I like her. I don't watch American Idol, though.
[QUOTE=waalsvanderIam;17223833]this used to be only female comedian i liked and then i found out she was a lesbian and all hope was lost.[/QUOTE]
You are stupid
^??
I like her, but American Idol is garbage.
[QUOTE=laval;17223836]I like her. I don't watch American Idol, though.
You are stupid[/QUOTE]
no u
its just that i always thought all women comedians were terrible until this one and then she just happened to be a lesbian
I don't mind her. She's decently funny, and goofy.
inb4 all the hate because she's a dyke
Randy Jackson: "Yo dawg that was totally good man, black lingo man"
Simon Cowell: "That was absolutely dreadful. I wanted to kill myself throughout that entire thing."
Ellen DeGeneres: "Uhh, anyone tasted the water? Yeah, it's not that good. I mean, it's water, it tastes like water. Isn't it funny that people say water tastes bad sometimes? I mean it's water, water doesn't taste like anything, so how can nothing taste bad? I guess it's uhh the chemicals, inside, inside the water, but I don't think that's the entire story. I see stuff craw... Oh, it's Coca-Cola, that's why, never mind people. I'm sorry, I drifted off, uhh, singing? I don't sing, I sometimes hum, like, huhhhuhh, but I don't really sing."
How would I know that she won't just get up and start dancing without cognition as she's acustomed to.
[QUOTE=thisispain;17224014]Randy Jackson: "Yo dawg that was totally good man, black lingo man"
Simon Cowell: "That was absolutely dreadful. I wanted to kill myself throughout that entire thing."
Ellen DeGeneres: "Uhh, anyone tasted the water? Yeah, it's not that good. I mean, it's water, it tastes like water. Isn't it funny that people say water tastes bad sometimes? I mean it's water, water doesn't taste like anything, so how can nothing taste bad? I guess it's uhh the chemicals, inside, inside the water, but I don't think that's the entire story. I see stuff craw... Oh, it's Coca-Cola, that's why, never mind people. I'm sorry, I drifted off, uhh, singing? I don't sing, I sometimes hum, like, huhhhuhh, but I don't really sing."[/QUOTE]
Hi, I'm Dori. Whats your name?
[QUOTE=TH89;17223985][img]http://maruschak.net/__oneclick_uploads/2009/03/dory.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
holy shit, did she voice that fish in finding nemo?
"She is definitely going to be a great judge!" [IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a70/djeros/facej.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=djshox;17224055]"She is definitely going to be a great judge!" [IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a70/djeros/facej.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Stop that.
Never.
More like Ellen Degener[B]ate[/B], am I right :smug:
Suddenly, a lesbian out of fucking no where.
But what the shit does she know about music.
What the shit does ANY of the judges on American Idol know about music?
I only watch American Idol for the auditions. The rest of the show is crap.
I think American Idol will ruin her rather than her ruining American Idol.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;17224133]I think American Idol will ruin her rather than her ruining American Idol.[/QUOTE]
m,
what experience does ellen have in the music industry
just wondering
[QUOTE=kmathis;17224317]what experience does ellen have in the music industry
just wondering[/QUOTE]
Where have you been?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmyUkm2qlhA[/media]
[QUOTE=HSACEVOLI;17223810]The show just got shittier.[/QUOTE]
What do you mean? Ellen is fantastic, she's got a great personality, presence and especially sense of humour. Paula is annoying as fuck and I hate how she claps. Her clap alone makes me want to brutally murder her with a large meat tenderizer.
The show is already shit and each year it and many other shows like it are still on, they become shittier by default, regardless of who is on it. I want real television shows and sitcoms with plots back. Fuck this reality/gameshow/celebrity TV bullshit.
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[QUOTE=kikka;17224070]More like Ellen Degener[B]ate[/B], am I right :smug:[/QUOTE]
No, you're stupid.
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[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;17224133]I think American Idol will ruin her rather than her ruining American Idol.[/QUOTE]
Nah, Ellen kicks ass, way better than the hack in your avatar.
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[QUOTE=Aljaud;17224043]holy shit, did she voice that fish in finding nemo?[/QUOTE]
Yes, and as much as I wanted to hate that character for whatever reason, I ended up loving it.
She looks like a lesbian.
[QUOTE=TH89;17223985][img]http://maruschak.net/__oneclick_uploads/2009/03/dory.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
honestly, i hate her voice.
[QUOTE=_Mythic;17224663]She looks like a lesbian.[/QUOTE]
Shut up, don't talk about Ellen like that, she's clearly as straight as an arrow. Ask her very good but completely platonic friend, Portia de Rossi.
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