• How do you grow the world's heaviest onion?
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/Z0rsw.png[/img] [quote]Gardener Peter Glazebrook has won top prize in all six classes of the giant vegetable contest at the Harrogate show and has broken the world record for the heaviest onion. The 68-year-old's latest giant onion has weighed in at 8.19kg. The BBC's Jenny Hill went to meet Mr Glazebrook to find out the secrets behind his vegetable growing success.[/quote] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19620943[/url] (Video in the source) Imagine all the onion based recipes you could make with that.
that's a fucking onion [img]http://i.imgur.com/8ZFw5.png[/img] onion
Sweet christ... This just in: The United Kingdom using "Air Cutters", planes filled with massive, cut onions that spill profuse fumes in order to combat riots. Hundreds of violent protesters bawl like children...and so do the police
dude if a small onion makes you tear up a little than this one will probably fucking dehydrate you
Expected The Onion.
I can imagine vegetables grow that big in the future, but I guess using a lot of artificial substances, unlike dedication.
dude that thing looks like a fucking pod
Jesus, cutting that up into bits will leave you crying up your very own damn Niagara Falls. Or it's a cleverly disguised Head Hugger egg.
That looks unbelievably delicious
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/2r7vsd0.jpg[/IMG]
[B]KEEP CALM[/B] AND [B]ONION ON [/B]
[t]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7n760CMY1r4pwt8o2_500.gif[/t] My immediate, and only thought. Confound this plague of giant vegetables!
Maybe Snoop Lion will pay a visit to him like he did this guy: [video=youtube;MFWyctqT1lk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFWyctqT1lk[/video]
So definitely, absolutely no more vampires?
As someone who's name rhymes with onion I'm appalled by what I'm seeing here.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;37700814]So definitely, absolutely no more vampires?[/QUOTE] Garlic kills vampires, onions just make them smell bad.
Why won't she galvanize her basement?
[video=youtube;yecNfSLnxp8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecNfSLnxp8[/video] But ten times bigger.
First we grow a pear.
[QUOTE=proch;37701992]Why won't she galvanize her basement?[/QUOTE] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1019285&p=25670400&viewfull=1#post25670400"]WAT[/URL]
[QUOTE=Van-man;37702109][URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1019285&p=25670400&viewfull=1#post25670400"]WAT[/URL][/QUOTE] Slightly offtopic but holy fuck this thread is gold how did i miss it?
Yesterday was a slow news day
I wonder what it looks like cut in half. Are the rings thicker or are there just more of them?
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