• How to do a blackflip (and why).
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If you haven't been doing *backflips at every possible opportunity, you should seriously reconsider your life. Here's the most widely accepted equation for coolness. *or blackflips, if you are African American. I used the term in the title because most Facepunch users are African American. c = j x l x b c = coolness level j = how fucked up your jeans are, by the Whoami Scale for How Fucked Up Your Jeans Are. l = how loudly you talk about getting laid at lunchtime (in phon, the unit of "subjective loudness") b = how many backflips you can do in one jump. [img]http://i.imgur.com/hxJFR.png[/img] As you can see, if you can't do a backflip, b = 0, and the whole equation equals zero. If you can't do a backflip, your coolness level is 0 no matter how fucked up your jeans are and how loudly you talk about getting laid at lunchtime, so you should be able to do at least one backflip in one jump, though more is always preferable. So how do you access this magical pathway to cool? Here's a step by step explanation (it's as easy as 1, 2, 3). 1. Jump up into the air. [img]http://i.imgur.com/qxg2T.png[/img] You have to jump into the air because you can't do a backflip on the ground because that is a backwards somersault and not a backflip. 2. Flip backwards. [img]http://i.imgur.com/PqRyF.png[/img] This consists of turning 360 degrees clockwise in mid-air. [b][u]NOTE OF CAUTION:[/u][/b] Careful not the flip to fast, because clockwise motion speeds up time, so if you do the flip too fast you might be like 5 years older when you land. 3. Land on your feet. [img]http://i.imgur.com/zqld6.png[/img] Make sure that when you land you land on your feet and not on your hands, because that would be just a somersault again, and somersaults and totally stupid and only for people who can't do backflips. And that's it, you've done a backflip! Now, if you just remember to wear fucked up jeans and talk loudly about getting laid at lunch, you'll be the coolest kid in your school in no-time.
Nice step by step pictures. Very informative.
People who do back flips to show off are kind of lame. Backflips aren't hard to do.
Badass
:psyduck:
I don't understand step 2.
I backflipped when I jumped from the moon to mars with you guys, remember?
This guy just shits out A+ threads.
Why to do a backflip.
new life lesson: firefighters are all professional backflippers
I was disappointed to see this thread did not show me how to do a proper [b]blackflip[/b].
Dude, haha, I do [b]blackflips[/b] by accident everyday. Easy as pie, man.
goddamn and people always make it sound so complicated
I would really prefer that you guys say AfricanAmericanflips, it's more politically correct.
[QUOTE=Whoami;19908808]I would really prefer that you guys say AfricanAmericanflips, it's more politically correct.[/QUOTE] Blackflip
I just tried this I immediately got friends Thanks, Whoami!
Can someone lend me their firefighter suit? Mine's in the laundromat.
[QUOTE=Jund;19909094]Can someone lend me their firefighter suit? Mine's in the laundromat.[/QUOTE] sure, i'll need it back to make friends though.
I do blackflips all the time.
Question, do you have to actually be getting laid to be able to talk loudly about getting laid at lunch? Just curious
I'm going to try this right away!
[quote]c = j x l x b[/quote] That explains why my coolness level is equal to 0.
I am going to backflip to [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=886143]Mars[/url].
what the fuck. the proper term in backfrip.
[QUOTE=Whoami;19908606]*or blackflips, if you are African American. I used the term in the title [b]because most Facepunch users are African American.[/b][/QUOTE] This made me laugh aloud.
to confusing for me
I tried a backflip once. I only did half of it. Maybe blackflips are easier.
I wuv you whoami so vewy vewy much (and not the gaybow way)
Why just blackflips? Why stop there? Out of all the colours you could possibly stick with, black. Why not... I don't know rainbow flips, strap a whole bunch of fluro lights to yourself or something
[quote]most Facepunch users are African American.[/quote] Where did you get that?
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