Snowden documents prove the US has been secretly run by Nazi aliens since 1945, says Iran's Fars new
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[quote]A stunning Federal Security Services (FSB) report on the nearly two million highly classified top-secret documents obtained from the United States Department of Defense (DOD) run National Security Agency-Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) by the American ex-patriot Edward Snowden states that this information is providing “incontrovertible proof” that an “alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda” is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945, Whatdoesitmean.com reported.[/quote]
[url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/01/13/iranian-news-agency-says-the-u-s-is-secretly-run-by-nazi-space-aliens-really/[/url]
[quote]Iran's semi-official news outlets have something of a reputation for taking conspiracy theorism to the next level. They've written on Israel's secret plans to annex Iraq, the conspiracy by Western media to fabricate quotes by Iranian President Hassan Rouhani condemning the Holocaust and the secret Jewishness of the British royal family. You may notice a certain theme here.
On Sunday, the hard-line semi-official Fars News dropped one of its biggest bombshells yet: The United States government has been secretly run by a "shadow government" of space aliens since 1945. Yes, space aliens. The alien government is based out of Nevada and had previously run Nazi Germany. It adds, for timeliness, that the controversial NSA programs are actually a tool for the aliens to hide their presence on Earth and their secret agenda for global domination. This is all asserted as incontrovertible fact with no caveats.[/quote]
I'm really getting sick of seeing that stereotypical depiction of what an alien looks like. Everyone knows we have three eyes.
[QUOTE=FoneJack;43534539]I'm really getting sick of seeing that stereotypical depiction of what an alien looks like. Everyone knows we have three eyes.[/QUOTE]
Do u cum in peace
[QUOTE=smurfy;43534554]Do u cum in peace[/QUOTE]
We come from Jupiter in search of cooking oil and lemon flavored water.
If you knew another country was backed by Nazis/Aliens would you fuck with them?
yes because if they need to run this little dirty rock, they aren't really a technilogically superior force and they need to get back into their can and get off this fucking rock. also nazis and aliens cannot co-exist because the nazis believe they are the superior race when aliens would probably believe they are superior
I for one welcome our new nazi alien overlords
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[quote]On Sunday, the hard-line semi-official Fars News dropped one of its biggest bombshells yet: The United States government has been secretly run by a "shadow government" of space aliens since 1945. Yes, space aliens. The alien government is based out of Nevada and had previously run Nazi Germany. It adds, for timeliness, that the controversial NSA programs are actually a tool for the aliens to hide their presence on Earth and their secret agenda for global domination. This is all asserted as incontrovertible fact with no caveats.[/quote]
why the fuck would you run the U.S. goverment out of Nevada? i mean theres tons of old goverment ruins from former testing places scattered throughout the desert but the amount of communications traffic required for something like the NSA's stuff would mean its gotta be run out of NORAD instead of Nevada
So why did they try to kill all the jews and stop then?
[QUOTE=Saxon;43534693]So why did they try to kill all the jews and stop then?[/QUOTE]
Because Jews are their arch-nemeses from Venus, bent on prosperity and peace. Duh.
We all know the aliens are here for our greatest cup of coffee.
[QUOTE=smurfy;43534554]Do u cum in peace[/QUOTE]
We cum in yur mum.
anal probes.
whatever.
Iron Sky?
well, sorta.
Shit, they're onto us!
Hold on a minute
This isn't the Onion
What.
[QUOTE=Zotobom;43537407]Hold on a minute
This isn't the Onion
What.[/QUOTE]
That's what makes it funny
[QUOTE=Zotobom;43537407]Hold on a minute
This isn't the Onion
What.[/QUOTE]
NSA probably puts out bogus documents in their archives so if they get leaked they can focus on documents such as these to rush to media with and discredit the leak.
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makes amazing sense...........
obfuscation through tabloidation, plus that would mean you have to second-guess everything you have. so even the outlandish programs are covered up by fakes and the crazy
I swear, this had to be an X-Files episode at one point.
[QUOTE=Swilly;43538609]I swear, this had to be an X-Files episode at one point.[/QUOTE]
This is literally the plot of the entire series, fucking verbatum. A US government conspiracy with ETIs dating back to the 40's.
I think they may have mixed up the "NSA leak" pile with the "90's TV shows plot synopsis" pile.
[QUOTE=mc lovin;43538062]NSA probably puts out bogus documents in their archives so if they get leaked they can focus on documents such as these to rush to media with and discredit the leak.[/QUOTE]
I was reading [url=http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Book-CIA-Humor-The/dp/1589809041]this book[/url] a while back and it had a funny anecdote. Apparently the CIA used to have a hazing routine for newly hired analysts. They'd be assigned to go through old archives and find documents relevant to modern issues, and be given a file cabinet full of old reports to read through.
The supervisor would have covertly slipped in a single bogus document. Area 51 was a common theme, or Majestic 12 or the Illuminati. So here's this fresh analyst just cleared and hired, and he's given a document that seems to point to the wild conspiracy theories being true. The fun part is when he excitedly goes to talk about it with his supervisor, who confirms the stories.
Anyways, I really doubt an organization like NSA would intentionally put disinformation in their archives. The government has a hard enough time keeping information sorted without having some of it bogus too.
[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;43539273]This is literally the plot of the entire series, fucking verbatum. A US government conspiracy with ETIs dating back to the 40's.
I think they may have mixed up the "NSA leak" pile with the "90's TV shows plot synopsis" pile.[/QUOTE]
Well no, the Mytharc plot in X-Files was that a group of Western World men were trying to survive the coming colonization by aliens. While most of humanity is killed via a black plague that births aliens out of their guts. This 'Syndicate' basically stopped the Aliens by threatening a thermonuclear war which would leave the planet non-habitable for everything. They used this precious time to formulate a vaccine. They also were inside the governments of the Western World, but were not actually leaders and most people didn't know about it including the Commander and Chief.
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Just think for a moment... what if it's true?
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