Simple game : you type a rap / joke to diss the person above you.
Your avatar is of Eminem, but your a fuckin' Feminem. You're a little girl, I bet you gel your pubes into a icecream swirl.
ur a bitch
go die in a ditch
[editline]14th July 2013[/editline]
[i]word[/i]
ur a faget
Yo ThatSprite, you wanna fight? You're so skinny I can fly you like a kite. Once I'm done with you you'll be cryin' at night.
I'm bored.
Crying at night? I'll make you cry in the motherfucking Daylight
ps your bars are shite
Revanold, your rhymes are old, you'd better scrape off that mould, you just got told!?
(No idea)
RainBD7, your rhymes are ice cold
I can respect that, but it's time to get told
Hey bro, that furry avatar!
No friends no family not even a fuckin car, ha
You better find some hobbies besides bein a rap star
Cause you and I both know you'll never go far, son
So any haters wanna step up to the plate?
Didn't think so, so get off the stage
The spotlight's too much for losers like you
If you disagree with me, then uh, go eat a shoe
aspen, youre gaspin for ass again
cravin fat oily guys coated in a hench layer of semen
after what you did ill be shocked if you can even see them
jizz in your eyes, mouth and ears, pounded in the ass till you were bleedin
your bars project the image of a sheltered young white boy
thinks his flow is gnarly but he couldnt even win a fight boy
hairy fat men use asspen as their anal sex toy
but he dont mind cos it brings him nothing but anal sex joy
Step up to the plate, man but you're all the same
Too bad you'll get nowhere, in this rap game
Call me fat, call me gay, craving the semen
Ha what's that? I'm not going to let you win.
You're a formidable foe,
I can say that much
But nothing good lasts,
And I'm sure you know as such.
Not sure where you're going, but I don't like it man
I didn't do nothin to you but you're my number one fan
It's obvious, the way you talk and front and act up
You better watch out, or you're gonna get messed up
You're from the United Kingdom, you can't take this heat
Can't even stand 30 degrees and you're in your bedsheets,
Squirming, like a frog, that's exactly whatcha are nothin' more
You just got dunked, what you gonna fire back for?
Aspen, Aspen, I'll rape you metaphorically in the ass then
I'll leave you gasping and grasping on whilst I keep on laughing
And destroy you over and over again
Your flow's weak and your words are poor
What the hell did you even bother trying for
All you are doing is asking to be beaten more
in this hardcore virtual rapping war
If I were you I would check up before you step up
Get up and go because everybody's fed up
Of the shit you spout, either mean it or get the fuck out
Before you find out physically what my bars are about
this is the whitest thread i've seen all month
Well shiiiiet. You say that this thread is white, you're probably right. TCB, the cock banger, your dick is so mangled from your boyfriend it looks like a hangar. You tossed his salad, but that just made him flaccid.
you're really bad at this
Yo douchebag, you don't fuck with Feminem. Even though his dick maybe as small as a M&M. Shit, you can't even bust a rhyme, I bet your white after this you'll cry and call the cops and say i commit a crime. A crime of public humiliation, this rhyme might as well be your decapitation.
You smell.
Someone call TH89
yo motherfather
y-
[SUB]you suck
[I]n-word[/I][/SUB]
[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;41458404]Someone call TH89[/QUOTE]
I've already won before the battle started
your name is cpl.shepherd, but there's no way you can touch this
1,000 posts but you ain't got shit, got a gold member status but no bitches on your dick
what's wrong with your raps, 6-syllable post?
my rhymes so dope you might just overdose
don't you step up to me I'm the fast threads MC
leave the rapping to the gangstas here on FP
[QUOTE=Vacuum;41458615]yo motherfather
y-
[SUB]you suck
[I]n-word[/I][/SUB][/QUOTE]
man this nigga just done ninja'd my ass
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;41458652]I've already won before the battle started
your name is cpl.shepherd, but there's no way you can touch this
1,000 posts but you ain't got shit, got a gold member status but no bitches on your dick
what's wrong with your raps, 6-syllable post?
my rhymes so dope you might just overdose
don't you step up to me I'm the fast threads MC
leave the rapping to the gangstas here on FP[/quote]
[video=youtube;95SYdjRVCR0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95SYdjRVCR0[/video]
I can't beat that..
I'm a mean OG drowing in double D's,
Ya'll can't touch, ya'll full of envy,
I got more money than body cells
and more cars than fingernails
Remember me when you need love, bitch,
I'll make you climax the River of Nile,
I'll make you scream so loud you'll blow the moon out.
Word, shoutout to Tiny T, Biggy smally and snoopy woppy goldberg.
You an OG? man I've heard better.
Your rhymes are bad, mine make all the bitches wetter
Don't brag about the money from your welfare check
The only cars you get are from your hot wheels set
The only D's you drownin in are attached to a man
So try again woody, cause I don't give a damn
[sp]this is fun[/sp]
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;41459476]You an OG? man I've heard better.
Your rhymes are bad, mine make all the bitches wetter
Don't brag about the money from your welfare check
The only cars you get are from your hot wheels set
The only D's you drownin in are attached to a man
So try again woody, cause I don't give a damn
[sp]this is fun[/sp][/QUOTE]
Your rhymes make me wanna shoot myself
Whack shit won't grant wealth
Stop rhyming for a second
Spewing bullshit and not reckon
Can't diss for shit
Beat you harder than Chris Brown's bitch
...
[QUOTE=Kyoto1124;41459518]Your rhymes make me wanna shoot myself
Whack shit won't grant wealth
Stop rhyming for a second
Spewing bullshit and not reckon
Can't diss for shit
Beat you harder than Chris Brown's bitch
...[/QUOTE]
Son, you about to be called out
rhymes so sick they'll make your guts Fallout,
you're bein' beat by a condiment, I'm so hot they call me Hellmann
hey-o, I'm mayo, I go great with chee$e and H.A.M,
I'll tear your ass like Moses parted the red sea,
now you better step back before you become dead meat.
You're all fags, you want the D.
Shit, I can't tell which will come out first, you or half life three.
One syllable rhymes it's like im back in preschool
Just go back to talking weed and pretending to be cool
Everyone thinks they're hard for rhyming ignorant thug shit?
It's like being impressed by big tits on a fat chick
Only two rhymes and you're already spent?
I got skills like Superman, you're like Clark Kent.
I worked on my vocab, it's built for rap battle,
Don't need google for words like quetzalcoatl.
Step back all you haters, the king is now here,
with a spring in his step and stick in his rear.
The rhymes must be perfect, the syllables taut,
that's me for now, so what have you got?
Fucking Ninja'd...
Captain James T? You a red shirt to me
Kill ya with knife like a WMD
Ill spit fire on you boy just stand corrected
infected with method, your blind and deafened
see you in hell boy, fuck make'in records
My words thoughts in a mystical fusion
Of rhyme and structure, a wordy illusion
I keep em short, though not uncouth
It doesn't take much to speak the truth
Only reason I'm entertaining you chumps is my chicken is cooking
Browsing through Facepunch threads, caught my eye touring
Dissing me will earn you a lyrical spanking
I bet you keep a dictionary by you for rapping
And you Secret, how about you speak with some class
This isn't even fun, I'm just entertaining your ass
It's always fun to see uninspired wits try to act hard
When the toughest thing you've said is "mummy the crusts are still on"
I don't have time for your petty thinking minds
Pay close attention to the words that I rhyme
I'll make you think of beautiful monochrome landscapes galore
Black and white intertwining, enemies no more
My shades of grey swirl, forming a landscape
Stairs and slides and dimensions that'l leave you mind raped
Is it Escher? Maybe so, but I'll post no picture
Imagination is my tool for rapping this black and white mixture
Anyway I hear my microwave beeping, time to start feeding
If you can only spit hate, I would reconsider breeding.
Captain James
Why you so lame.
You've been lurking since twenty ten.
And suddenly you post then.
Stay the fuck outta of my way.
Or I will fuck up your day.
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