• Facepunch medical section.
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Facepunch is desparate need of a medical section. Because everytime im in the general discussion section. there is aways threads titled. IM ADDICTED TO FAPPING. I CANT PEE. I CAN STAND TAKING A SHIT WHILE MY PARENTS NEAR AROUND. So please there really needs to be a whole medical section for facepunch.
We should do this. Hilarious results will ensue.
Oify
That would be more of an entertainment than helpful board. Like Love Advice just less useful. Let's do it.
Would be so fun We need this noow
I am a future Doctor after I finish Technical School...and college...and medical school... In a while i will be capable for your needs, so I declare myself Facepunch's (future) Physician, and also a gynecologist.
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;20902081]We should do this. Hilarious results will ensue.[/QUOTE] I agree with this man. Everyone who ever did some basic biology will be in there giving it all that. anyone who has some common sense will be bashing them Plus I think the threads themselves would be hilarious. [editline]09:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DesolateGrun;20902135]and also a gynecologist.[/QUOTE] :q:
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;20902135]I am a future Doctor after I finish Technical School...and college...and medical school... In a while i will be capable for your needs, so I declare myself Facepunch's (future) Physician, and also a gynecologist.[/QUOTE] I'm qualified to give suppositories and administer enemas among other esteemed tasks. That said Facepunch would probably just become the focus of soccer-mom hatred of the Internet when someone takes our advice to microwave their head to get rid of a headache.
[QUOTE=Carnotite;20902168]I'm qualified to give suppositories and administer enemas among other esteemed tasks. That said Facepunch would probably just become the focus of soccer-mom hatred of the Internet when someone takes our advice to microwave their head to get rid of a headache.[/QUOTE] Then it'll be in the news and my mom will see. Mom: "Have you heard of this thing called Facepunch?" Me::tinfoil:
We used to have one..........Health and shit...........those were the days.
[QUOTE=Carnotite;20902168]I'm qualified to give suppositories and administer enemas among other esteemed tasks. That said Facepunch would probably just become the focus of soccer-mom hatred of the Internet when someone takes our advice to microwave their head to get rid of a headache.[/QUOTE] ENEMAS. (shiver) tub girl. BAD TIMES BAD TIMES.
Mr. Garry, please add this section in a prompt fashion. :smile:
How about instead of posting about it on a forum, you GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR? It's free. (Tax deductible)
[QUOTE=radioactive;20902373]How about instead of posting about it on a forum, you GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR? It's free. (Tax deductible)[/QUOTE] Because we want to laugh.
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;20902390]Because we want to laugh.[/QUOTE] agreed
I was thinking about this the other day. But the only downside is all the retard kids will think they know everything about health and medicine because they looked on a wiki page. And it'll be all good until another gullible kid falls for some fake information and ends up in hospital. Still... would be amusing though.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20902373]How about instead of posting about it on a forum, you GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR? It's free. (Tax deductible)[/QUOTE] And because we're all lazy as fuck
My possible future Ph.D in Oceanography could help if you happen to be a fish.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20902373]How about instead of posting about it on a forum, you GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR? It's free. (Tax deductible)[/QUOTE] Going to the doctor is embarrassing though. I don't want some 60-year old feeling around my dick or ass or anywhere on my body for that matter.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20902520]Going to the doctor is embarrassing though. I don't want some 60-year old feeling around my dick or ass or anywhere on my body for that matter.[/QUOTE] agreed so let me do it over chatroulette...
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20902520]Going to the doctor is embarrassing though. I don't want some 60-year old feeling around my dick or ass or anywhere on my body for that matter.[/QUOTE] I'd rather have a professional checking my ass instead of the internets, thank you.
Would be cool if it is serious.
[QUOTE=Ori Child;20902461]I was thinking about this the other day. But the only downside is all the retard kids will think they know everything about health and medicine because they looked on a wiki page. And it'll be all good until another gullible kid falls for some fake information and ends up in hospital. Still... would be amusing though.[/QUOTE] advice to shove a nedle down you fun hole or uretha is aways good advice to dumb people.
Okay as long as its not life threatening many times when we go to the doctor, we just get prescribed something routine and told that what your experiencing is quite common yet still have to pay. This actually makes sense because many peeps can relate to another misfortune or ailment. If it cannot be diagnosed most of the time you get the recurring theme go to a doctor and on the plus side the potential laughs this forum could provide cannot be ignored.
[QUOTE=duckduckdean;20902649]Okay as long as its not life threatening many times when we go to the doctor, we just get prescribed something routine and told that what your experiencing is quite common yet still have to pay. This actually makes sense because many peeps can relate to another misfortune or ailment. If it cannot be diagnosed most of the time you get the recurring theme go to a doctor and on the plus side the potential laughs this forum could provide cannot be ignored.[/QUOTE] Plus people dumb enough to take bad advice like shoving a ****** up your ass. they deserve to have it happen to them.
Yes!!!!! :v: do it. do it now.
Aven should be made moderator for the section, seeing he is a trained EMT. a EMT who likes to smoke a bowl once in a while...
i cant pee what do i do?
[QUOTE=Carnotite;20902168]I'm qualified to give suppositories and administer enemas among other esteemed tasks. That said Facepunch would probably just become the focus of soccer-mom hatred of the Internet when someone takes our advice to microwave their head to get rid of a headache.[/QUOTE] i would like u to give me an enema it would be so hot
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