• 9/11 Conspiracy Study (Legit)
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Hello fellow Americans. You have been deceived by the fascist totalitarian government. They want to control every aspect of your life for some reason and we must stop them. They are already setting up the FEMA death camps. The Black Helicopters are ready to take off. WAKE UP One of the most recent and terrifying acts of the New World Order government was the orchestration of the 9/11 attacks. It is now obvious that the towers were destroyed through controlled demolition. You have been fooled by the state media into thinking otherwise. I have conducted an animated study using state of the art technology proving that the towers must have been destroyed by the government. [img]http://www.robinhoodsplayground.com/images/junk/rfg.jpg[/img] WAKE UP First, I will show how they planted explosives in the towers. This relativity easy task obviously went unnoticed by all the workers and guards in the complex. I will demonstrate it here. Here is the tower I will be working with. [img]http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/4254/spoofbegin.jpg[/img] I will now begin the experiment. [img]http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2972/spoof1.jpg[/img] I have begun to place charges in the tower. Never mind the guard next to me. [img]http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6098/spoof2v.jpg[/img] What?!?! How could this happen?! This is nothing like Loose Change. Ahem, well, regardless of that, Let's go ahead with the demolition. I will now show that the controlled demolition causes the building to fall straight down, which means that controlled demolition is the only logical choice. [img]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6830/spoof3.jpg[/img] But... but... why did it fall sideways? That's not how it happened on Mythbusters! I mean that's not how they showed it at the University of Phoenix... where I got my totally legit online engineering degree. Um, well, the last thing I wanted to prove will totally blow your mind! It proves that Big Brother must be watching my browse naughty websites my mommy told me not to go on. WTC 7 was completely undamaged by the main tower's collapse! Yes, this proves that they wanted to blow up WTC 7 separately for some reason! The lack of sense behind it must be part of the massive conspiracy! Look at the surrounding buildings after the main tower's collapse! Here is the picture of the smaller building next to the tower: [img]http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/5320/spoof4.jpg[/img] ... RAWR! I'M SO ANGRY! I JUST WANT TO [i]crash a large vehicle at high speeds that is laden with explosive fuel[/i] INTO THE SIDE OF THE TOWER!!! [img]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6411/spoof5.jpg[/img] [img]http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/8994/spoof6.jpg[/img] [img]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7199/spoof7.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.boston.com/yourlife/family/blog/baby-crying%20jpg.jpg[/img] No! No, it can't be true! THQ must be in on the conspiracy. Mason is working with the government! The EDF staged it all! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Parody thread" - TH89))[/highlight]
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What the fuck is this?
Meh. The joke had potential. Would've been better if you seriously treated Red Faction like a demolition simulator.
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Shit you're right! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIIIIND!!! :gonk:
OH NO! You just canceled the TV movie. Now we have to watch.... SHARKTAPUS!
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