• Dude gets a vibrating dildo stuck up his ass and tweets his trip to the ER
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[url]http://gawker.com/5989486/oversharing-dude-gets-vibrating-dildo-stuck-up-his-ass-livetweets-trip-to-er[/url] [quote]Guess who has at least one thumb and got a vibrating dildo stuck up his ass? Twitter user televised snowmang. The oversharing enthusiast announced last night to his several hundred Twitter followers (a number that grew exponentially thereafter) that he'd somehow managed to get a vibrating dildo stuck inside his body and needed medical assistance to remove it.[/quote] [t]http://i.imgur.com/9whZ8Mu.jpg[/t]
why didnt he just call the paramedics over the phone instead of embarrassing himself?
Well I hope they rectified it quickly.
How do you get a dildo stuck in your ass? Did he try pooping it out?
Oh god was it still on? If so that must have been downright miserable [editline]March 8th, 2013[/editline] Well now that I think of it
Did he use lube?
Did they have to perform a cesarean?
Celebrity nude shots, rebelling citizens and now a vibrating dildo stuck up a guy's ass. I know there must be some people in a boardroom somewhere crossing this stuff off a list.
Never heard of this guy before, but congrats.
How embarrassing
Must've been a pain in the ass to remove.
Had a guy come in with a glass ketchup bottle up his ass. Said he missed his wife because she was away from the house and they used to do it "together".
[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;39849234]Had a guy come in with a glass ketchup bottle up his ass. Said he missed his wife because she was away from the house and they used to do it "together".[/QUOTE] Of all the household objects to shove up his ass he chose a [I]GLASS[/I] ketchup bottle? That guy's pretty hardcore
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;39849242]Of all the household objects to shove up his ass he chose a [I]GLASS[/I] ketchup bottle? That guy's pretty hardcore[/QUOTE] Imagine if the glass bottle broke inside his anus and the glass shards made his butt bleed and ketchup mixed with bloody glass came out
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;39849137]How do you get a dildo stuck in your ass? Did he try pooping it out?[/QUOTE] It's relatively easy. That's why buttplugs and dildos meant for anal use have stoppers so they can't go too far in.
Shove a leaf blower up his ass, turn it to maximum and watch the dildo zip through his body and out his mouth
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yK0pmlb.png[/IMG] I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that Tweet in the list.
Bet it stinks
I hope he wasn't too shaken
[QUOTE=Blazyd;39849269]Imagine if the glass bottle broke inside his anus and the glass shards made his butt bleed and ketchup mixed with bloody glass came out[/QUOTE] Oh god, I've seen that fucking video. Dude sits on a glass jar and it breaks, then PROCEEDS TO PULL EACH BLOODY SHARD OUT WHILE SOMEHOW NOT SCREAMING IN PAIN. Seriously, there was audio because you could hear the bloody glass hitting the floor; there were no screams whatsoever. It still baffles me to this day.
Well, atleast he didn't have the shits after this ordeal.
[QUOTE=Brt5470;39849297]It's relatively easy. That's why buttplugs and dildos meant for anal use have stoppers so they can't go too far in.[/QUOTE] But would it be that hard to push it out like a big vibrating turd? I wouldn't know cause I haven't put anything up my ass [editline]8th March 2013[/editline] Why is this so funny
[QUOTE=Blazyd;39849269]Imagine if the glass bottle broke inside his anus and the glass shards made his butt bleed and ketchup mixed with bloody glass came out[/QUOTE] And then he eats french fries with his bloody ketchup. What is it with people shoving things up their asshole? I wonder what my biology teacher would have to say about that.
this is why you don't shove a dildo up your ass and why butt plugs exists. butt plugs are flanged to prevent this stuff from happening
What did he do, sit on it?
[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;39849130]why didnt he just call the paramedics over the phone instead of embarrassing himself?[/QUOTE] cuz he don't give a fuck
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;39849629]But would it be that hard to push it out like a big vibrating turd? I wouldn't know cause I haven't put anything up my ass [editline]8th March 2013[/editline] Why is this so funny[/QUOTE] There's a point where it goes up past the muscle that keeps your butt closed and then it's hard to just press out It probably would come out eventually when you had to shit, but the vibrating would keep you aroused and you can't really shit when you're aroused [editline]8th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;39849716] What is it with people shoving things up their asshole?[/QUOTE] That's a question that answers itself when you shove something up your ass
Judging by the shape, one should always be careful with implements of that shape. If it's going up the arse, it should have a flared base or something. Also to answer Hans it's because the ass is sensitive; mostly because of the cornhole having a lot of nerve endings, permitting great pleasure if correctly stimulated, not to mention the prostate is also a sensitive zone that can be stimulated from the right angle up inside you. That's assplay in a nutshell, because it usually feels good when done right.
[QUOTE=demoguy08;39849194]Celebrity nude shots, rebelling citizens and now a vibrating dildo stuck up a guy's ass. I know there must be some people in a boardroom somewhere crossing this stuff off a list.[/QUOTE] the adjustment bureau is quite less glamorous in real life
don't modern day vibrators come with a tether of some sort
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