[highlight]Before you ask questions here [B]LOOK AT THIS THREAD [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250112"]HERE![/URL][/B][/highlight]
[highlight]Keep your Speedtest shit [URL="http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?"][HERE!][/URL][/highlight]
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/YrlqNV3.jpg[/img]
[release][IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-siren.gif[/IMG] [B]RULES by daijitsu[/B] [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-siren.gif[/IMG]
I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.
[B]Posts everyone is sick of:[/B]
Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
"My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
"Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard"
[B]stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:[/B]
"I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
"I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
[quote=Daijitsu]
[quote=shadowsniper873]Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)[/quote]
And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it.
Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work.
Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade.
but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?[/quote]
[B]Blind hatred or fanboyism:[/B]
People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong
People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong
"Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
"PC sucks cuz Mac is better."
[B]Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.[/B]
It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"
He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*[/release]
[release][B]A simple guide to posting in CIPWTTKT&GC, by horsedrowner.[/B]
1. Does the content you want to post show computer illiteracy?
2. Is the content you want to post related to the topic at hand?
3. Do you want to start a new discussion, and is that discussion in some way related to Hardware & Software?
If you answered "yes" to one or more of the above questions, then go ahead and post.
If you answered "no" to all of the above questions, or if the content you want to post is against the rules, [B]don't post[/B].[/release]
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[B]NO FUCKING SPEEDTEST/SPECCY/HARD DRIVE SHIT HERE![/B]
Seriously guys, It's getting old, We have many threads for these no more of this fucking bullshit.
Your speed test shit goes [URL="http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?"][HERE!][/URL] and your question shit goes [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250112"]HERE![/URL] the rest of the shit you can find yourself, here use this handy search link [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/search.php"][HERE][/URL], or if you aren't gold [URL="https://www.google.com/?q=site:facepunch.com%20Search%20goes%20here"][HERE][/URL]
[B]NO THREAD STEALING (:airquotes:)[/B]
If a thread title, creator or banner has been agreed on, don't be a dick. Don't fuck it over with your own shit because it just pisses the users off and we have enough of that already, We've had far too many fucked over threads. If by chance you have done this, you are OBLIGED to fix it.[/release]
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[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1252235"]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x19 (v25): Buttcoin Economy[/URL] - By TheTailor25
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1251279"]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x18 (v24): Warship finds something edition[/URL] - By Wingless
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250011"]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x17 (v23): Titan Edition[/URL] - By kaze4159
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[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1197534"]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x14 (v20): Turning it off and on all day every day[/URL] By VistaPOWA
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1179504"]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x13 (v19): Ivy Bridge Edition[/URL] by Wingless
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1167299"]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x12 (v18): Makol can't Computer Very Good[/URL] by Wingless
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160327"]CIPWTTKT&GC February 2012 (V17): sudo cat /dev/urandom > content[/URL] by horsedrowner
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1152037"]CIPWTTKT&GC (V16): Odellus Cock Rubbing Edition[/URL] by Warship
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1104279"]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0F (V15): Scoot and Deeps Drama Diaries[/URL] by Wingless
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1099301"]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0E (V14): Gman003 is our Lord and Savior[/URL] by ManningQB18
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1094457"]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0D (V13): COMIC SAAAAAAAAAANSSSS!!!!!!11111 EDITION[/URL] By [EG] Pepper
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1089858"]CIPWTTKT v0x0C (12): Fried Eggs and RAM[/URL] By JohnEdwards/Wingless
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1083445"]CIPWTTKT v11: content.rar is missing or corrupted.[/URL] By LinuX
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1072976"] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things v0x0A: content.rar is password-protected[/URL] By LinuX
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1057448"] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V9: Windows is a strawberry[/URL] By LinuX
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1043077"]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V8: Mandrith Appreciation Station.[/URL] By Wingless
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1024325"]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V7 Content: Out of stock[/URL] By [EG] Pepper
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/996166"]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6 - My CPU is clocked to 11:00AM[/URL] By codenamecueball
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/956696"]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 - I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH[/URL] By Comrade General
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/934789"]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [V4][/URL] By PivotDJ
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/886382"]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3][/URL] By daijitsu
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/835597"]Computer illiterate people that think they know things V2[/URL] By Oktoberman!
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/799921"]Computer illiterate people that think they know things.[/URL] By xZippy[/release]
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The title is Grand Theft Gentoo and you don't post the picture in the OP?
I'mma steal your gentoo and it's grand theft!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YrlqNV3.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Amiga OS;40082287]Better luck next time.[/QUOTE]
It was on the last page, I'm happy. The thread always comes to a grinding halt for the last 40 posts.
In other news I got third place in thread-spamming. Yay.
Hi!
Just got WhatPulse, really should have done this sooner.
Image now in OP
Got my DVD drive back yesterday. Router crashed, I don't have anything to do for ~3 minutes, okay, lets plug it in. Found an easy way how to tear the front panel off (Put your finger through one of the drive bays, pull, blam it is off. ) and put it back in. Eh, my PC is pretty loud. Wait, no this fan ain't it, this fan isn't it too, I am not gonna stop the GPU or CPU cooler fan so, probably the GPU.
Okay, screwed one side of the DVD drive back and almost ripped the other side panel off. Then I remembered that I don't have 4 arms and can't push it back because of the cables behind there. Soo, fuck that this drive is not going to be attached to anything for now. Not even cables.
So, North Korea uses Logitech mices too.
[t]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/5150cf086bb3f7cd51000011-1510-755-639-/kim-jong-un-with-a-logitech-mouse-1.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=TheTailor25;40082649]So, North Korea uses Logitech mices too.
[t]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/5150cf086bb3f7cd51000011-1510-755-639-/kim-jong-un-with-a-logitech-mouse-1.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
that's a trackball u dunce
also it's "mice"
Shit, my pointing stick cap popped off and it won't fit back in.
My computer is quiet, I often forget that it's on and I press the power button.
Has anyone ever updated the Bitchin' fast 3d 2000 with modern hardware?
[QUOTE=alien_guy;40082881]Has anyone ever updated the Bitchin' fast 3d 2000 with modern hardware?[/QUOTE]
That card is modern, what are you talking about
Preordered Random Access Memories. I think this is the first time an ad has ever worked on me :v:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Q3cUg29.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Turing;40082996][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Q3cUg29.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
This doesn't illustrate how your CSS looks perfect on chrome/FF, then you switch to IE and all hell breaks loose
[QUOTE=Warship;40082981]Preordered Random Access Memories. I think this is the first time an ad has ever worked on me :v:[/QUOTE]
Do you perhaps mean the slightly over ten seconds of [I]fucking awesome[/I]?
[QUOTE=Warship;40082981]Preordered Random Access Memories. I think this is the first time an ad has ever worked on me :v:[/QUOTE]
shit's gonna be awesome
I didn't need the ad. I pre-ordered it the moment I realised it existed
I'd preorder it but it doesn't come with a TF2 hat or an old game that I could have picked up for $5 in a sale
[QUOTE=Turing;40082996][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Q3cUg29.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That's how dreamweaver in general is for me because I have no idea what I'm doing and neither does our "web teacher".
[QUOTE=paul simon;40083926]That's how dreamweaver in general is for me because I have no idea what I'm doing and neither does our "web teacher".[/QUOTE]
Well obviously she's clueless - she's having you use Dreamweaver.
As a guy who actually works on websites for a living, I can safely say that no professional uses Dreamweaver.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;40083973]Well obviously she's clueless - she's having you use Dreamweaver.
As a guy who actually works on websites for a living, I can safely say that no professional uses Dreamweaver.[/QUOTE]
She could be a he.
"professionals" do
I wrote my small thing that I made a couple weeks back, entirely with nano.
I'm probably going to be buying Sublime Text in the near future.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;40083973]Well obviously she's clueless - she's having you use Dreamweaver.
As a guy who actually works on websites for a living, I can safely say that no professional uses Dreamweaver.[/QUOTE]
My boss wants me to teach the apprentices HTML/CSS and some programming basics. Everytime he explains to them why they should learn it even tho they don't want to (and I am just being forced into it anyway \o/) he talks about "Yes of course no one writes websites like that anymore, but you should be able to read it at least". And me being bullied into doing work I'm not paid for and don't have time for he insults me while being extremely wrong. Great.
[QUOTE=nikomo;40084208]I wrote my small thing that I made a couple weeks back, entirely with nano.
I'm probably going to be buying Sublime Text in the near future.[/QUOTE]
The thing I don't like about Nano is you cannot move the cursor using the mouse, normally it's not a problem until you want to change one letter in the middle of a line.
[QUOTE=Amiga OS;40084313]I thought Nano had mouse support?
I honestly haven't had that much experience with it after I ran Sublime Text through a hex editor...[/QUOTE]
Just looked on Google, so it does! It's not very practical though.
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