Keep talking about sex, girlfriends and shit.
That girl's face from the end of the last thread was pretty. I don't really see anything wrong with her. He can bring a stress ball to sex if he needs to squeeze something constantly.
And feel free to talk about boyfriends as well.
Here's a link to the first chat thread that covered these topics: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1074745-Sex-girlfriends-and-shit[/url].
What about boyfriends?
[QUOTE=Inufin;31108153]What about boyfriends?[/QUOTE]
That's nonsense.
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
I fixed it for you.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;31108162]That's nonsense.[/QUOTE]
K, then I will type about my girlfriend.
I had a girlfriend for two years, the last year was fun having sex daily and now that she broke up with me like a month ago I haven't cared about sex. It's not like I feel that I need to have sex like I thought before being with her. Sex is a great fun way to show your feelings for someone~
I enjoy walking butt naked to the bathroom from my girlfriend's room, it's thrilling knowing her parents might catch me with me knob hanging around.
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
i like being nekkid
[QUOTE=Doozle;31108385]I enjoy walking butt naked to the bathroom from my girlfriend's room after sex because it's slightly thrilling knowing her parents might catch me with me knob hanging around[/QUOTE]
Exhibitionism, such an interesting fetish.
I think this girl I work with likes me, but I don't want to date people from work. She's beginning to become a stalker.
[QUOTE=Inufin;31108397]Exhibitionism, such an interesting fetish.[/QUOTE]
I'd find it deeply embarrassing if I bumped into her mum or dad while in a state of undress.
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
Or awkward at the very least
[QUOTE=Doozle;31108723]I'd find it deeply embarrassing if I bumped into her mum or dad while in a state of undress.
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
Or awkward at the very least[/QUOTE]
Yet you do it. :v:
Nah, it's cool bro. I know that chill feeling, I used to do that, but I had my own apartment with my ex so it's kinda different.
I only have experience of one of the topics mentioned in the title, but I still feel it is my sworn duty to post here occasionally.
I'm dumb btw.
[QUOTE=blubafoon;31109742]I only have experience of one of the topics mentioned in the title, but I still feel it is my sworn duty to post here occasionally.
I'm dumb btw.[/QUOTE]
I assume this means that you've taken a shit before?
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;31109916]I assume this means that you've taken a shit before?[/QUOTE]
In a manner of speaking.
From the old thread:
[QUOTE=MaverickIB]Yeah, I had hair and all kinds of funk all over my bedsheets afterward, been sleeping on just the mattress for a few days now, haha. [/QUOTE]
Haha lol, I've done that a few times. One of the girls I dated for awhile would turn my bed into a swimming pool whenever she came over. I just started keeping spare sheets in the room, it was ridiculous. If I must be honest though, it was kinda hot.
Yeah! I completed Duke Nukem Forever on Insane Difficulty today. Damn, I'm good!
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;31108072]That girl's face from the end of the last thread was pretty. I don't really see anything wrong with her. He can bring a stress ball to sex if he needs to squeeze something constantly.[/QUOTE]
Thank you kindly. I'm sure the initial reaction to me posting that would have been different if Mav hadn't gotten the first reply in
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;31118390]Thank you kindly. I'm sure the initial reaction to me posting that would have been different if Mav hadn't gotten the first reply in[/QUOTE]
Why are you thanking me? It's not like you made her...
That's not supposed to sound as unfriendly as it did, I'm just wondering.
she's asking me how much i'm fapping... :geno:
jesus christ I just saw this:
[url]http://xkcd.com/513/[/url]
how stupid can people get?
[url]http://i.imgur.com/bIbqS.png[/url]
[url]http://i.imgur.com/li5A7.png[/url]
[url]http://i.imgur.com/xHHyO.png[/url]
Not only is it fucking creepy that they plan to pretend to be friends with someone in order to fuck them, but they're doing it in the worst way possible.
yeah it's really old, but I just saw it
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;31122687]Why are you thanking me? It's not like you made her...
That's not supposed to sound as unfriendly as it did, I'm just wondering.[/QUOTE]
I was thanking you for being reasonable, really
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;31122894]jesus christ I just saw this:
[url]http://xkcd.com/513/[/url]
how stupid can people get?
[url]http://i.imgur.com/bIbqS.png[/url]
[url]http://i.imgur.com/li5A7.png[/url]
[url]http://i.imgur.com/xHHyO.png[/url]
Not only is it fucking creepy that they plan to pretend to be friends with someone in order to fuck them, but they're doing it in the worst way possible.
yeah it's really old, but I just saw it[/QUOTE]
That leaves a bad taste in my mouth... At least the middle guy realized it was creepy.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;31122894]jesus christ I just saw this:
[url]http://xkcd.com/513/[/url]
how stupid can people get?
[url]http://i.imgur.com/bIbqS.png[/url]
[url]http://i.imgur.com/li5A7.png[/url]
[url]http://i.imgur.com/xHHyO.png[/url]
Not only is it fucking creepy that they plan to pretend to be friends with someone in order to fuck them, but they're doing it in the worst way possible.
yeah it's really old, but I just saw it[/QUOTE]
The problem is that people are too nice.
People like to bitch at me for being too rough on kids but they fail to realize that it's necessary. If you tell someone nicely "You need to be more confident or girls won't find you attractive," then they just sit there and make stupid fucking excuses or say "I'll try," and never change a single fucking thing. If you don't make it sound urgent, they won't believe it's urgent. Sure, they'll be thankful for your advice and do the whole "Thanks! That really helps!" shit but everyone knows it didn't help shit.
But if you get up in their grill and break them down, it makes them realize how wrong they are. When you make sure that they know they're being a selfish fucking prick no better, if not worse, than the boyfriends they despise, they're more likely to get the picture. Instead of "Oh, things will get better, just try to be more confident," you hit them with, "You need to man the fuck up or you won't get anywhere for the rest of your pathetic fucking life. You'll be a nobody and nobody will ever be interested in you. You'll die the piece of shit you are today," then one of two things is bound to happen.
A: They realize they are right and try to change. Often times they fail, but since they try harder than if you were nice, the rates of success are higher.
B: They try to change out of spite. They get so angry with what you say that they take up a "I'll show him," kind of attitude. They go out and get pussy just so they can come here and say, "Who's a nobody now? You fucking faggot."
Either course of action is good. Of course, a few will just completely ignore what you say, but those are the few that won't change regardless of what people say. They are truly destined to be pieces of shit. For everyone else, whether they love you for what you say or hate you for what you say, at least some attempt at making progress will be made.
People that give advice often forget why they're giving advice. Too often people do it just so they can get their dick sucked. They just want to hear those words "omg ur awesum thx," they don't really care about the person they are "helping."
I don't give a shit what people think about me when I give them advice. I want people to hate me so they feel compelled to prove me wrong, anger is one hell of a motivational tool.
I am the hero the aspies of the internet deserve.
Your post would have been so much cooler without that last line.
I had to put that last line because that's what I was thinking the entire time I was writing that.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;31122894]jesus christ I just saw this:
[URL]http://xkcd.com/513/[/URL]
how stupid can people get?
[URL]http://i.imgur.com/bIbqS.png[/URL]
[URL]http://i.imgur.com/li5A7.png[/URL]
[URL]http://i.imgur.com/xHHyO.png[/URL]
Not only is it fucking creepy that they plan to pretend to be friends with someone in order to fuck them, but they're doing it in the worst way possible.
yeah it's really old, but I just saw it[/QUOTE]
This is why you don't let those feelings build up. I think the funniest part of this is that in most cases, if by some stroke of luck they did manage to get the girl, they'd just end up realizing she's not who they thought she was. Putting chicks on a pedestal like that ruins everything.
Like fuck, if you're going to start swooning over a girl who may not even have interest in you, you might as well just draw a vagina on your hand, because that's about as close to real pussy as you're going to get.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;31123390]The problem is that people are too nice.
People like to bitch at me for being too rough on kids but they fail to realize that it's necessary. If you tell someone nicely "You need to be more confident or girls won't find you attractive," then they just sit there and make stupid fucking excuses or say "I'll try," and never change a single fucking thing. If you don't make it sound urgent, they won't believe it's urgent. Sure, they'll be thankful for your advice and do the whole "Thanks! That really helps!" shit but everyone knows it didn't help shit.
But if you get up in their grill and break them down, it makes them realize how wrong they are. When you make sure that they know they're being a selfish fucking prick no better, if not worse, than the boyfriends they despise, they're more likely to get the picture. Instead of "Oh, things will get better, just try to be more confident," you hit them with, "You need to man the fuck up or you won't get anywhere for the rest of your pathetic fucking life. You'll be a nobody and nobody will ever be interested in you. You'll die the piece of shit you are today," then one of two things is bound to happen.
A: They realize they are right and try to change. Often times they fail, but since they try harder than if you were nice, the rates of success are higher.
B: They try to change out of spite. They get so angry with what you say that they take up a "I'll show him," kind of attitude. They go out and get pussy just so they can come here and say, "Who's a nobody now? You fucking faggot."
Either course of action is good. Of course, a few will just completely ignore what you say, but those are the few that won't change regardless of what people say. They are truly destined to be pieces of shit. For everyone else, whether they love you for what you say or hate you for what you say, at least some attempt at making progress will be made.
People that give advice often forget why they're giving advice. Too often people do it just so they can get their dick sucked. They just want to hear those words "omg ur awesum thx," they don't really care about the person they are "helping."
I don't give a shit what people think about me when I give them advice. I want people to hate me so they feel compelled to prove me wrong, anger is one hell of a motivational tool.
I am the hero the aspies of the internet deserve.[/QUOTE]
You remind me of my mum.
You have a very forward mum.
Whaayyye I asked someone out recently who I met at a party last week to go to the cinema and she made up some excuse so she obviously isn't interested.
Stole my thread, broke my heart - put V1 link in the OP for an archive.
[quote]Roses are red.
Oil is black.
Why is her chest,
As flat as her back?[/quote]
i thought we were done talking about her tits
[editline]15th July 2011[/editline]
or lack thereof
And please, no more jokes involving faecal matter.
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