I lol'd at the post by "GabeN".
Wair, Freeman is a Dentist?!
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;17893672]I lol'd at the post by "GabeN".
Wair, Freeman is a Dentist?![/QUOTE]
Ha, they're still adding more reviews to both the Mercy Hospital and Dr. Freeman's pages. That one and the Alyx Vance review are both new since I put the news up. Nice.
Dr. Freeman's alternative job "dentistry" :smile:
i don't think a crowbar is a dentist tool XD
[QUOTE=darkedone02;17893789]i don't think a crowbar is a dentist tool XD[/QUOTE]
But it highly effecting at removing things. Like jaws.
I live in Pittsburgh, and Mercy hospital has a somewhat down-sided reputation. Everyone goes to Canonsburg or Sewickley.
the dentist is in riverside, isn't riverside in l4d?
[QUOTE=Polaco202;17893988]the dentist is in riverside, isn't riverside in l4d?[/QUOTE]
The Riverside in L4D is in PA also. But that is pretty coincidental.
for the record, do you know how many Mercy Hospital's there actually are? the answer is a fuckload, it's an incredibly common hospital name.
Haha, that's great.
There's a Mercy Hospital in New York as well.
[quote] Made me cry.
by TheWitch
Recently I had gone to the hospital with my husband for surgery on his brain cancer. Sadly, he died. I was in a room by myself crying, when four people decided to come in an disturb me. A female tried to sneak up behind me. Let me repeat that, she tried to shoot me in the head. Needless to say, I incapacitated her and began clawing at her viciously while screaming. Her friends started trying to help so I had to retreat.
I'm very disturbed that these people wouldn't let me cry in peace.
* Pros: Nice corners; places to hide.
* Cons: Insensitive people.
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Oh god :v:
I lol'd at the screamer
[quote] Horrible timing and service!
by Screamer
Alright, I will say this now, to set my point: The timing and service in this place is horrible! It all started out good enough, with nice people telling me to proceed with them to a waiting room. They even gave me a jacket to keep me warm, since I had a flu. Then, just as I am left all alone, in the room, and everyone leaves, I hear gunshots and scream. Well, guess what, when I go to see what happened, I see a freaking doctor, CLOSING OFF THE ROOM!
Oh, and then I screamed. I screamed on top of my lungs for him to stop, but that only dazed off the villain, who proceeded to run off, spouting some nonsense.
So, I was stuck in a waiting room, while something important went off outside, and I couldn't see what was it. So, I was stuck in that room for a few days, until some good people broke down the door to the room (WITH THEIR BARE HANDS, no less - see, inner goodness makes it all better!). So, as you can see, the service was horrible. Oh, and I had to get help from some shady guy, to get the stuck jacket off. Anyway, I went home only to find my wife crying. And when I walked up to her, she went all berserk on me, for leaving. Of and trust me, that is not a pretty sight. Anyway, this was a horrible experience for me, and I recommend you to KEEP AWAY from this hospital, as much as you can.
And what is with gunshots? Seriously? Those kids and their violent games.
* Pros: Great welcoming, low prices
* Cons: Horrible timing, Loud video games of child patients!
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[QUOTE=Omali;17896246]There's a Mercy Hospital in New York as well.
Oh god :v:[/QUOTE]
Oh haha, it took me some time to understand it was the witch (didn't notice the name)
Seems a bad case of trying too hard's gone on here since none of them are particularly funny.
saw this on kotaku a few hours ago.. Did cs nation just steal it from there? :|
[QUOTE='[GM] Gaw;17897605']saw this on kotaku a few hours ago.. Did cs nation just steal it from there? :|[/QUOTE]
Do you have any concept of how news sites work? No wait...
Better question!
Did you even bother to read the news, particularly the last line containing a nice, bolded blue link to where the news originated from?
[QUOTE=William Serviver;17898223]
You've gotta beg for mercy here.
I went there with a few friends, but we actually had to crawl through a sewer to get there. The staff was so bad at parking, that the roads there were blocked off with poorly parked vehicles. Inside, the receptionist tried to tear my friend's throat out all because he tried to grab some medicine. Lucky for us, someone left assault weaponry around, otherwise he'd be dead. We went looking for the shift supervisor, but he just tackled another of my friends to the ground and tried to tear her clothes off. Then some obese man came and threw up on us, inciting a riot in a stairwell. Then, when we got to one of the elevators, the thing barely worked, and there were just corpses and gurneys lying around. When we called the elevator, the staff incited another riot, and we had to keep ourselves alive as patients and staff attacked us. Then some tall man with a smoking problem and horribly untreated tumors tried to strangle me with a long, wet rope. When we finally got to the top of the elevator, the entire floor wasn't even finished, there weren't even safety railings, another of my friends nearly fell off when a staff member shoved him over the edge. We had to pull him back up, he could have died.
When we finally reached the roof, the helipad was falling apart, and still no safety implements. And some man abusing steroids picked me up and threw me through a window. I would have bled out on the floor if it hadn't been for my friends taking one of the medical kits left haphazardly around and patched up the sharps of glass and tears in my flesh. He even picked up pieces of the floor at threw them at us. My first friend was knocked clean off the side. Finally, we managed stop him and get on a helicopter as more rioting staff and patients swarmed us. But their helicopter pilot was so abused and sick from working there, that he started vomiting and convulsing in his seat and died of a heart attack right in the seat. The helicopter ended up crashing in a parking lot a few miles away. Its a miracle we survived at all. I'm using a laptop I found lying in the thing to post now. Don't go there. They will kill you.
* Pros: They had pills here.
* Cons: They tried to kill us!
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Oh god these are hilarious!
Rate me dumb all you want, but you have to admit they are trying too hard.
[QUOTE=zeldar;17900404]Rate me dumb all you want, but you have to admit they are trying too hard.[/QUOTE]
Only a few.
Zipps, stop posting stuff from kotaku.com
it's getting pretty obvious now.
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[QUOTE=camper182;17902954]Zipps, stop posting stuff from kotaku.com
it's getting pretty obvious now.
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For those that don't go to kotaku.com Zips is doing a service.
Especially since we don't have a newsbot for kotaku (mainly because most of the news isn't related to anything VALVe).
[QUOTE=camper182;17902954]Zipps, stop posting stuff from kotaku.com
it's getting pretty obvious now.
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HURRRRR. What tipped you off that this is from Kotaku? The fact that I LINKED TO THEM IN THE NEWS POST? You're a moron. Flat out, a moron. This is how news sites typically work:
One site gets an exclusive or a scoop. They put up the news. Every other news site follows citing them as the source. Oh hey, guess what happened here?! Yeah.
[b][i]HURRRRRRRRRR[/i][/b]
... Honest to God.
zips chill w/ the flamin' bro
Haha, somebody made a Pyro account.
[Quote=Red Pyro]
Mmmmph,
by RED Pyro
Hudda nrrph mmph phhmmpg hmppph. Mmph mmph mmph hrrrg mmph. Hmph.
Pros: Mmmph Hmphghh Mppph.
Cons: Nnhph. Hrrrph
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This is terrible.
Yes it's funny but this is a hospital we are talking about here.
[quote]Molotov
I feel like burning this place down!
by Molotov
I was just sitting on a table, minding my own business, when this guy picked me up and threw me on the ground! Needless to say, I erupted in a fiery rage.
* Pros: None
* Cons: Horrible staff and annoying vistitors[/quote]
Not bad.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;17910424]This is terrible.
Yes it's funny but this is a hospital we are talking about here.[/QUOTE]
well before this it was getting shit reviews anyway.
[quote=Combine Advisor]
Subject Located. Sending Dropship To 3731 Tibbetts St, #7, Riverside, CA 92506.
Thank You Incompetent Humans.[/quote]
lol gordon
They just deleted all of the reviews.
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