• things you've put in your dickhole
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last thing i did was squeeze lubriderm down in there, then shoot it out like a fucking super soaker! :P
nothing, the thought of putting anything in there makes me cringe
A penis
nothing................ wow But if your looking for things I've stuck in my ASS <
A USB plug
OP is Muslim.
This thread best be a troll thread.
Batteries, plastic rods, glass rods, metal rods, fiberglass rods, guitar strings, bass strings, fingers, screwdrivers, speaker cables, VGA cables, USB cables, rocks, pliers, needles, all kind of shit.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;21475797]Batteries, plastic rods, glass rods, metal rods, fiberglass rods, guitar strings, bass strings, fingers, screwdrivers, speaker cables, VGA cables, USB cables, all kind of shit.[/QUOTE] nice
Baseball bat
It's hard for people to understand just how great it feels.
A PS/2 keyboard, I could control the porn with my boner.
Meat Tenderizer, head first
It hurts, then it hurts more, then burns even more. Its not worth it. Oh yeah, DS stylus. Really, don't do it.
What?
Oh not all the way, about half. Still, IT BURNS.
What?? Why would this be here! O wait its facepunch.
[QUOTE=PX1K;21475953]Oh not all the way, about half. Still, IT BURNS.[/QUOTE] pussy, put knives in there
[QUOTE=PX1K;21475953]Oh not all the way, about half. Still, IT BURNS.[/QUOTE] yea stuffing ur dick with lubriderm isn't exactly the best idea either my dick bled
Well, I have no idea what that is but since it bled thats never a good thing. Why do I have the feeling you and me have only ever tried, or are you guys hiding ;)?
[QUOTE=PX1K;21476091]Well, I have no idea what that is [/QUOTE] its hand lotion lmao AKA "lube"
[QUOTE=Wonky;21475643]A penis[/QUOTE] [img]http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data/xzibit-yo-dawg/web/xzibit-happy.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;21475645]nothing................ wow But if your looking for things I've stuck in my ASS <[/QUOTE] what is it it looks like a grenade launcher
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;21476110]its hand lotion lmao AKA "lube"[/QUOTE] You put 'lube' IN your penis? What the hell, I'm talking rigid objects here. I did forget, magnetix once too! A bit wider, and I didn't want to piss for about 2 days, but I had to. IT BURNT
[QUOTE=Juniez;21476148]what is it it looks like a grenade launcher[/QUOTE] Ever see a gas nozzle before? You know, the things you stick in your car when you're at the gas station.
[QUOTE=PX1K;21476091]Well, I have no idea what that is but since it bled thats never a good thing. Why do I have the feeling you and me have only ever tried, or are you guys hiding ;)?[/QUOTE] I never even heard of people doing this in till a thread about it was posted.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;21475613]last thing i did was squeeze lubriderm down in there, then shoot it out like a fucking super soaker! :P[/QUOTE] OP, something tells me you should find something else to do with your free time. I'm sure sticking things in your dick can only go wrong, you know, like an infection.
[QUOTE=XCIV;21476230]OP, something tells me you should find something else to do with your free time. I'm sure sticking things in your dick can only go wrong, you know, like an infection.[/QUOTE] lol i'll never learn......i'm sure is was just a small cut, the bleeding stopped quickly
I posted a story not long ago about a trip to the ER involving things in my dick.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;21476124][img]http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data/xzibit-yo-dawg/web/xzibit-happy.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Lol.
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