• My cat just fucking farted
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and it smells like lucky charms?!?! What the fuck? Its like 6 months old and it just farts all around me turning my room into its own personal fucking gas chamber. Thats probably what happened to my brother [URL="http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=452065"]J-Dawg[/URL] who's in the hospital for a potential collapsed lung. Mother fucking cat must have done it. FP while I'm off the computer hunting for the cat, wish me luck and post ITT how your cat likes to shit around your fucking face while you try to browse the forums.
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hey mr i know some pics are worth a thousand words but that is not relevant to what i asked you to do. im going to harness the power of my cats gas and lock you up in a chamber and take over FP one blue member at a time. wow boxed by a blue member, typical. this thread is now a civil war against the blues. golds today we unite, and tomorrow we commit a genocide
[QUOTE=Blade_Raider;38722056]hey mr i know some pics are worth a thousand words but that is not relevant to what i asked you to do. im going to harness the power of my cats gas and lock you up in a chamber and take over FP one blue member at a time.[/QUOTE] Wow aren't you the nicest guy on the block. [editline]5th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Blade_Raider;38722056] this thread is now a civil war against the blues. golds today we unite, and tomorrow we commit a genocide[/QUOTE] What? :v:
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;38722073]Wow aren't you the nicest guy on the block.[/QUOTE] wow we have a traitor, an 09er none the least. time to add them to the genocide list
I've never had my cat fart around me [sp]then again i barely ever see my cat[/sp]
holy fuck im getting ganged up on by another blue, golds, unite! [editline]6th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Ian;38722089]I've never had my cat fart around me [sp]then again i barely ever see my cat[/sp][/QUOTE] you're a very lucky man. this cats predecessor used to make me think i was special by coming up to me, fart in my face while standing on my keyboard and walk off.
[t]http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/l/lucky_charms_cereal-18434.jpg[/t][IMG]http://www.we-are-siamese.com/images/colorfood2.jpg[/IMG] Your cat must've mistook its cat food for Lucky Charms. And since this thread is apparently about cat bowel movements, I have a 30 lb. cat who has a tough time even getting his shits into the litter box. He doesn't have any trouble getting into it, he's just too damn lazy to get both feet in. We had to get a giant cement mixer tub just so he can fit his ass inside it, and he's still too lazy to stand all the way inside. We're one step away from just making the entire basement the litter box.
Down with the bourgeoisie! Wait, aren't we the bourgeoisie?
[QUOTE=cs_bunny;38722102][t]http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/l/lucky_charms_cereal-18434.jpg[/t][IMG]http://www.we-are-siamese.com/images/colorfood2.jpg[/IMG] Your cat must've mistook its cat food for Lucky Charms. And since this thread is apparently about cat bowel movements, I have a 30 lb. cat who has a tough time even getting his shits into the litter box. He doesn't have any trouble getting into it, he's just too damn lazy to get both feet in. We had to get a giant cement mixer tub just so he can fit his ass inside it, and he's still too lazy to stand all the way inside. We're one step away from just making the entire basement the litter box.[/QUOTE] holy shit i just had a revelation, i had lucky charms this morning and left milk left over in the bowl before i left to work. this mosntrosity was my creation!
THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE CEREAL.
[QUOTE=Blade_Raider;38722078]wow we have a traitor, an 09er none the least. time to add them to the genocide list[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpjZjQrfGNg[/media]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;38722575][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpjZjQrfGNg[/media][/QUOTE] dude that reminded me of donkey kong country for some reason
Quality thread.
It [B]is[/B] kinda true, blues are subhuman scum. I remember once replying to some kid complaining about the search thing, saying "Feels good to be gold". I got 15 dumb ratings, all of them from dirty blue plebeians. All golds rated agree :v: [sp]Careing too much about ratings: The Thread[/sp]
:(
I would, however, not order a genocide on blues. Instead, I would use them as forced labor, working in the acid-mines.
[QUOTE=Riller;38723783]I would, however, not order a genocide on blues. Instead, I would use them as forced labor, working in the acid-mines.[/QUOTE] Oh shit burning feet galore
[QUOTE=digigamer17;38723793]Oh shit burning feet galore[/QUOTE] It's okay, you have a title. That's like being half-gold. You get to be a mining-team-leader. They get shoes.
If you're gold AND have a title then?
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38723825]If you're gold AND have a title then?[/QUOTE] You boss me around.
can I have blue sex slaves
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;38723944]can I have blue sex slaves[/QUOTE] ...Sex? With [B][I]BLUES?![/I][/B] Groooooooooss!
Well I already banged all the golds, I've tried getting into the green's pants but they're extremely tricky and atleast the blues aren't the.. reds
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;38723980]Well I already banged all the golds, I've tried getting into the green's pants but they're extremely tricky and atleast the blues aren't the.. reds[/QUOTE] Dude, blues are total gross. GARRY is a blue! Would you fuck Garry?!
I already fucked Garry
This is the worst thread I've ever seen.
[QUOTE=Kirbunny431;38724172]This is the worst thread I've ever seen.[/QUOTE] Says the blue... [editline]6th December 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/6f6mus.png[/IMG] WHAT A SURPRISE!
[QUOTE=Riller;38724200]Says the blue...[/QUOTE] Because we all want to read about lucky charms scented cat farts.
I for one welcome our new gold overlords
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