So I was walking home from school the other day, I had just left the student parking lot and onto this wet, grassy area. And this fat kid is walking in front of me.
When walking from my school you must go on the grass a little bit to get to the sidewalk,
and it had rained a few days before so some puddles remained. So there were 2 big puddles and 1 bit of land in between them, leading to the holy sidewalk.
Now me, using my brain, knows that the land in between is probably wet, muddy and slippery. So I know walking there might not be the best idea.
So back to the fat kid, she is a little bit ahead of me. She gets to this dreaded muddy land, with two puddles around it. I start changing my trajectory to go on the road, to avoid the mud. But she, being the clever lazy fat blob she is, can not bother herself with such a straining task like, going around it.
So she goes right through it, and she is wearing loose flip flop things.
She instantly slips and falls on her ass in the mud, with a flip flop flying off, falling in one of the puddles.
I start smiling and laughing on the inside ( I thought it was quite humorous). So then she tries to get up, but because she is rather fat, has a hard time and is like wigging around trying to find a position in which it might be possible for her to stand up.
There is a whole bunch of mud on her pants and maybe dog shit (because some people walk their dogs in that area. Not to mention all the seniors are driving out of the parking lot, saw this happen too.).
So she tries to get up but is unsuccessful, and slips again, an utter failure. She falls back into the mud and makes a noise like, "Whoops", or "Oops".
So she is still sitting in the mud after her last attempt, and at this point I have finally caught up to her area.
Now me, being the nice person that I am, just walks by laughing on the inside, with a huge grin on my face and didn't look back.
So a nearby security guard, ( at the entrance of the parking lot, to I dunno watch the kids leave in their cars) goes over to help her up.
I didn't turn back, as that would be rude, but I was focusing and listening very carefully to the situation. It sounded like she tried to get up, again with the guard's help, but fell and made that whoops noise again.
And at the time my face was so stretched with the biggest grin ever and in my mind I was laughing so hard as I continued on my merry way home.
It made my day and kept me in a good mood, and thought I'd share the story with Facepunch.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/img]
Here is a quick picture to help illustrate the situation.
[img]http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/4695/fatpigrollingaroundinmu.png[/img]
The next day I went by there, there was only one big puddle...
:P
:v: I wish i could've been there to laugh with you.
That kid fell in some mud and you giggled. He happened to be fat. Little did you know that that fat kid will someday be the author of your story, and he will control your life. He can manipulate you in any way he fathoms, whether it be twisting your head off until it snaps like a thick stick, or bend you, but not break you, until the point of utter madness. It's his decision. Not yours. You won't be able to control [i]your own life.[/i] You must find him, [b]and kill him[/b], before he starts the story.
Good luck.
Fat people don't have to do anything at all to be funny. They're fat.
Your artistic talent never fails to impress me.
Rated artistic.
Well that's not nice.
Approved.
[QUOTE=Superginger;21258693]Fat people don't have to do anything at all to be funny. They're fat.[/QUOTE]
Are you fat?
[QUOTE=Emperorconor;21258700]Your artistic talent never fails to impress me.
Rated artistic.[/QUOTE]
Thank you, I actually did it photoshop for a good 5-10 minutes. Setting different layer opacity for the water and such.
[QUOTE=Superginger;21258693]Fat people don't have to do anything at all to be funny. They're fat.[/QUOTE]
Rated funny then
[QUOTE=DJFender;21258716]Are you fat?[/QUOTE]
Extremely. :smug:
[QUOTE=Superginger;21258731]Extremely. :smug:[/QUOTE]
I want to hug you now.
reminds me of that fat kid falling in one of the bowls at a skate park
That was actually a boomer falling into it's own vomit. Quick, get a shotgun!
This reminds me of when me and my brother was at school and he got stuck in the mud and tried to dig himself out with his hands. :(
That's a fucking bigass puddle. What kind of a dumbass would walk through that? :|
I feel like everyone who talks about fat people being funny on facepunch is between the ages of 11-14.
Grow up. Even when I was that age I didn't think fat people were funny... I have basically always felt sympathy for them.
[QUOTE=toddisgay;21259676]I feel like everyone who talks about fat people being funny on facepunch is between the ages of 11-14.
Grow up. Even when I was that age I didn't think fat people were funny... I have basically always felt sympathy for them.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much this besides the sympathy.
[QUOTE=DJFender;21258691]:v: I wish i could've been there to laugh with you.[/QUOTE] no homo.
one time I was on campus and I watched this fat girl try to jump over a puddle of water on the road and she slipped and fell in to a mud pile. It was pretty great because she just rolled and got it everywhere. What a fat bitch.
[QUOTE=69105;21260341] What a fat bitch.[/QUOTE]
Fucking wow.
I wish I could see what you looked like.
[QUOTE=Weirdo009;21260418]Fucking wow.
I wish I could see what you looked like.[/QUOTE]
the only reason I say that is because she's such a bitter person. I had my accounting class with her and all she ever talked about was how she didn't understand it and she swore every other word.
You'd call her a fat bitch, too.
I like how you had to use a curly brace to indicate the fat kid.
If there wasn't a drawing I would have rated you dumb.
There was, you delivered, I rated you heart.
Thanks for the read.
lol, fat people.
I was almost like that the other day. Walking on side of road, bit of dirt. Looked alright, but I started sinking in it .
:(
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