A BRITISH woman whose noisy sex sessions were officially branded anti-social behavior was warned today she would face jail, if she fails to stop the excessively loud lovemaking.
Caroline Cartwright, 48, was given an eight-week prison term suspended for 12 months, meaning if she engages in over-noisy coupling again in the next year she will immediately be put behind bars.
"I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this," said judge Beatrice Bolton at Newcastle Crown Court in northeast England.
Cartwright was served with a civil order over marathon romps with husband Steve, described in court as unnatural and "like they are both in considerable pain."
Neighbors at their home in Washington, south of Newcastle, had complained about the noise, as did passers-by and the postman.
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The postman? Bet there's no tip for him next Christmas
Good job Britain. "Anti-social behaviour" is a crime.
Tell me again why anyone still lives there?
why doesn't she just get double glazing?
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[QUOTE=Zeke129;19781749]Good job Britain. "Anti-social behaviour" is a crime.
Tell me again why anyone still lives there?[/QUOTE]
because we have a better health care system among other things :smug:
What a fucker...
She's been warned several times over the last year or so, it's not as if they just heard it once and she gets locked up. You have to have some respect for your neighbours, it would be the same thing if your neighbour played insanely loud music all night.
[QUOTE=Hivemind;19782429]She's been warned several times over the last year or so, it's not as if they just heard it once and she gets locked up. You have to have some respect for your neighbours, it would be the same thing if your neighbour played insanely loud music all night.[/QUOTE]
She hasn't even gotten locked up yet.
[quote]was given an eight-week prison term [B]suspended for 12 months[/b][/quote]
[QUOTE=Hivemind;19782429]She's been warned several times over the last year or so, it's not as if they just heard it once and she gets locked up. You have to have some respect for your neighbours, it would be the same thing if your neighbour played insanely loud music all night.[/QUOTE]
Or watched incredibly loud porn.
Had a neighbour like this for years and she was smokin'. Some good nights for me :smug:
Tobad if she was having an real orgasm, she'd be [i]fucked[/i]
[QUOTE=cherry gmod;19781750]because we have a better health care system among other things :smug:[/QUOTE]
Better than America, sure. But that's not hard.
This is fucking retarded.
I guess they like loud sex in jail.
Sorry mate, I read this about 6 months ago. Either you, or news.com.au is behind the times.
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Also she was really ugly.
Can't they fuck somewhere else, like a sound proof room.
[QUOTE=hogstr;19781719]
"I've heard a [b]very short extract[/b] of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this,"
[/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=Conn92;19782464]Had a neighbour like this for years and she was smokin'. Some good nights for me :smug:[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't call them "good" if I were you, because you weren't the one making her squeal like a pig. Somebody else was tapping that, not you :v:
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Oh and my neighbor's gf did this for a while... she even woke me up one day at 5 o' clock in the morning... "OOOOOOHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHH AAHHH!!!"
[I]Will you stop that fucking racket?!!??![/I]
[quote]ralph pls go[/quote]
[quote]no[/quote]
:v:
Not something you want to hear at three in the morning, your 50 year old neighbor screaming in pleasure.
can not unread.
What the hell
When I read the content I thought it was about my neighbour, she tends to be so loud, and fun fact she does it almost everyday 2 o'clock night.
[QUOTE=radioactive;19791974][I]Will you stop that fucking racket?!!??![/I][/QUOTE]
I read this as
"[i]Will you stop fucking that racket?!!??![/i]"
:ohdear:
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