• The Shady Civilians are HOT and SWEATY on Twitter!
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And I want to make as many masturbation references to us as possible! [url]http://www.twitter.com/shadycivilians[/url] [i]EDIT: Also making #shadycivilians a trending topic would be cool too [/i] In promoting my band, I see Twitter as this vastly intimidating force that only seems to work against me. So if I could get some help from my old buddies at Facepunch that would be rad! Tell you what, anyone who helps me out in this quest get two digital versions of our studio albums (Available on iTunes) for the low low price of: [highlight]FREE![/highlight] [b] Over 80 people downloaded the albums last night! Keep it up![/b] All you have to do to help is to shout out to us on Twitter, and in doing so mention Google searching The Shady Civilians and a vague reference to how that's masturbating. Example: @shadycivilians Mom's never looked at me the same since she caught me Google searching The Shady Civilians... So to claim your free CDs, go here: [url]http://theshadycivilians.bandcamp.com/[/url] [b]I do not expect a donation.[/b] [img]http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs147.snc1/5454_146673600672_688215672_3540680_7010021_n.jpg[/img] Here's me kissing a dude just for you. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMM5bQg6IGM&feature=player_embedded[/media]
Why are you wearing your underpants over your regular pants?
Rate gaybow Edit: not me...the Op ^
I will support my fellow musician.
d'oh I used the same hairy palms joke [editline]03:24PM[/editline] "Ooo! How exciting! It's the first time in a long time (or possibly ever) that anyone has downloaded this file! We're getting it ready now. In the meantime, please watch this thing spin around and around:"
[QUOTE=BloodStream;19408074]Why are you wearing your underpants over your regular pants?[/QUOTE] Because we performed Danger! High Voltage! and our dicks lit up [b]NEXT QUESTION.[/b] [img]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2660/89/7/1327104143/n1327104143_305330_5213069.jpg[/img]
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That too.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;19408202]Because we performed Danger! High Voltage! and our dicks lit up [b]NEXT QUESTION.[/b] [img]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2660/89/7/1327104143/n1327104143_305330_5213069.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Man you guys are not afraid of anything! And cool songs I have no money at the moment though.. So later I will donate this I swear.
Dude it's free just take 'em
Enough people googled you for you to make it to Google suggest. [media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/shady.JPG[/media]
We're from Michigan. Our guitarist walked into an Urban Outfitters and they were playing [i]She's Suicide[/i] from [i]Marco's Movement Shop[/i] Yeah I've gotta big dick.
I remember this band, always thought you were quality...
Man, Captain B, you know I'd love to help you, but, I despise Twitter too much. If you had an official not-social-networking-site homepage, though, you could throw that into the OP and try and get some people here to help Googlebomb it for you. I'd be more than happy to help with that. :buddy:
I might buy a website soon...
I started posting "missions" to mysterygoogle.com telling people to google The Shady Civilians
Promote, my faithful minions, promote! Honestly the best way to promote us is to put some of our songs on a burned cd and give it to a friend.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;19408669]Promote, my faithful minions, promote! Honestly the best way to promote us is to put some of our songs on a burned cd and give it to a friend.[/QUOTE] nah honestly it's just easier to send people the link to download it free
That's like, an opinion man.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Captain Bald? I thought you stopped coming on Facepunch months ago, welcome back. Also good luck with that band. [sp]That was not sarcasm. Good luck man[/sp]
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;19408669]Promote, my faithful minions, promote! Honestly the best way to promote us is to put some of our songs on a burned cd and give it to a friend.[/QUOTE] Just burnt a CD and given it to my dad. Hope to hear you on the airwaves over the pond soon!
[QUOTE=tankkiller;19408815]Captain Bald? I thought you stopped coming on Facepunch months ago, welcome back. Also good luck with that band. [sp]That was not sarcasm. Good luck man[/sp][/QUOTE] So I don't remember being a gold member what the fuck
Basshunter started playing in another program when I hit play on your site, for a moment I thought you were shamelessly trying to rip of someone else. I'm downloading currently and I'll probably show it to friends at school. I'll give a copy to my friend who owns a DJ'ing company, maybe he'll play it at some dances/whatnot.
This is actually really good stuff, cool man.
[QUOTE=nikerocks123;19408934]Basshunter started playing in another program when I hit play on your site, for a moment I thought you were shamelessly trying to rip of someone else. I'm downloading currently and I'll probably show it to friends at school. I'll give a copy to my friend who owns a DJ'ing company, maybe he'll play it at some dances/whatnot.[/QUOTE] That'll be awesome! Yeah, copyrights are for fair use. Meaning I don't really care if people make money off us, as long as they're kind enough to tell us about it. But if they don't whatever.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;19408919]So I don't remember being a gold member what the fuck[/QUOTE] Garry made it so if you've been on Facepunch 2+ years and have 2000+ posts you get auto-goldmembered.
Wait, didn't the OP used to have another band called Sweatervest Tuesdays or some shit? or am I thinking of someone else?
[quote=Marcolade]Wait, didn't the OP used to have another band called Sweatervest Tuesdays or some shit? or am I thinking of someone else?[/quote] That would be me, yes.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;19408977]That'll be awesome! Yeah, copyrights are for fair use. Meaning I don't really care if people make money off us, as long as they're kind enough to tell us about it. But if they don't whatever.[/QUOTE] At how much he's spent on the company and how much money he makes off of it I doubt he'll cover the costs of the equipment anytime soon...
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