Okay, serious problem facepunch. I'm getting laid for the first time, and does anyone have tips to last longer? You know, to pleasure her? She's also a virgin and I want to last longer than a second (lol). Any sex tips from my favourite forum? Thanks, and I need at least a few serious replies, but post your funny ones too, because I like to laugh. :3:
Btw, I am male, partner is female.
The penis goes into the vagina
[QUOTE=Can't Get Right;26094006]The penis goes into the vagina[/QUOTE]
This man knows his stuff.
[QUOTE=Can't Get Right;26094006]The penis goes into the vagina[/QUOTE]
Okay thanks.
Threat her like she's someone you love and care about.
[QUOTE=Patcher;26094033][b]Threat[/b] her like she's someone you love and care about.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like she might not like that.
Massage her and get her comfortable so she will let you go down on her. Don't rush in, most women don't like that. Just take it slow.
Sad thing is is that I am virgin... :smith:
Start slow.
[QUOTE=bull04;26094128]Massage her and get her comfortable so she will let you go down on her. Don't rush in, most women don't like that. Just take it slow.
Sad thing is is that I am virgin... :smith:[/QUOTE]
Oh don't worry. Like, we have it planned. I know what you're saying, and that's what we're doing.
From the title I thought the OP wanted a threesome or something
Well you are probably doing a fatty since thats what the majority of Facepunch can get so remember the golden rule.
Cant find a hole use a roll.
You will last longer than a second because there will be a lot of pain and nervousness (mainly on her part)
Get that over with so you can start having proper fun
DO NOT JAB IT IN. TAKE IT SLOW.
and most importantly
use protection
and expect blood
punch her while you do it, women love being punched!
Don't lose your boner or you'll look like a fag
[QUOTE=Jacinth;26093986]You know, to pleasure [b]her[/b]? [b]She's[/b] also a virgin and I want [...][/quote]
[QUOTE=Jacinth;26093986]
Btw, I am male, partner is female.[/QUOTE]
No wai dood.
[QUOTE=Jacinth;26093986]She's also a virgin and I want to last longer than a second (lol).[/quote]
Wait why? The trick to good, no great, sex is to cum as quickly as possible, roll over, and fall asleep. She'll orgasm till she's retarded (See: [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1026828-Endless-Orgasm-Causes-Brain-Damage]What this looks like[/url]). Don't be alarmed if she can't speak for a while, not that women have much to say beyond cooking and cleaning.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;26094194]Don't lose your boner or you'll look like a fag[/QUOTE]
Okay.
[QUOTE=Mutex;26094226]No wai dood.
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Lesbian double tipped dildo action.
Proved you wrong.
[editline]16th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=YoMother;26094231]It's gonna suck, expect it to suck, don't get disappointed when you find out how much it sucks.
First time sucks. Just get it over with, and then fuck her brains out.[/QUOTE]
Lol, thanks for the encouraging comments.
If she hasn't done anything sexual at all, don't rush into penetration, spend a month or more doing oral sex, fingering, whatever. It'll make sure she's somewhat ready for it. No precursor to sex will cause a lot of pain, some or a lot will lessen the pain a lot for the girl.
Don't get the condoms that will make you last longer. They numb you. I had this issue first try and my penis got so numb that it went all soft and I couldn't put it in.
Masturbate earlier in the day. That'll make sure you'll last. You're first time is going to suck. Even if you can last 20 minutes, you'll likely to only have sex for about 3 or 10 minutes, especially since this is the girl's first time. Get her as wet as can be because the lubrication will give a lot of help.
Me and my girlfriend have been having sex the last year and a half. She usually only lasts about 10 minutes, 20 at a most. Some girls are just really tight down there and take a while to loosen. We were able to have sex that lasted 50 minutes, but trust me, you don't want that. I couldn't finish for some odd reason. You get tired, really sweaty, and so tired. I just gave up.
If everything goes well, shoot for 10 minutes as long as she can take it. And remember, your first time is going to be terrible.
Make sure you suck her dick first
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;26094317]Make sure you suck her dick first[/QUOTE]
Oh god damnit how did I forget to post that? Nw.
[QUOTE=Pepin;26094303]If she hasn't done anything sexual at all, don't rush into penetration, spend a month or more doing oral sex, fingering, whatever. It'll make sure she's somewhat ready for it. No precursor to sex will cause a lot of pain, some or a lot will lessen the pain a lot for the girl.
Don't get the condoms that will make you last longer. They numb you. I had this issue first try and my penis got so numb that it went all soft and I couldn't put it in.
Masturbate earlier in the day. That'll make sure you'll last. You're first time is going to suck. Even if you can last 20 minutes, you'll likely to only have sex for about 3 or 10 minutes, especially since this is the girl's first time. Get her as wet as can be because the lubrication will give a lot of help.
Me and my girlfriend have been having sex the last year and a half. She usually only lasts about 10 minutes, 20 at a most. Some girls are just really tight down there and take a while to loosen. We were able to have sex that lasted 50 minutes, but trust me, you don't want that. I couldn't finish for some odd reason. You get tired, really sweaty, and so tired. I just gave up.
If everything goes well, shoot for 10 minutes as long as she can take it. And remember, your first time is going to be terrible.[/QUOTE]
Why's your first time have to suck? I remember enjoying my first time. Although my partner wasn't a first timer.
Reach around
[QUOTE=Jacinth;26094139]Oh don't worry. Like, we have it planned. I know what you're saying, and that's what we're doing.[/QUOTE]
Planning out your first time, that's going to go well.
1. Feel Tits
2. Lick Pussy
3. Get Blowjob for 1 minute, tell her to stop because you're going to blow and you want to save it.
4. Blow load on approach anyway.
5. Feel Ashamed.
6. Deal with Angry Bitch.
7. Beg for another chance
Just go with whatever feels right, You're not a porn star and she isn't either.
-fffffff automerge-
don't use a condom, use tons of lube, do lots of foreplay if you're confident you won't "spill"
have fun you apprehensive cunt
[QUOTE=Pepin;26094303]If she hasn't done anything sexual at all, don't rush into penetration, spend a month or more doing oral sex, fingering, whatever. It'll make sure she's somewhat ready for it. No precursor to sex will cause a lot of pain, some or a lot will lessen the pain a lot for the girl.
Don't get the condoms that will make you last longer. They numb you. I had this issue first try and my penis got so numb that it went all soft and I couldn't put it in.
Masturbate earlier in the day. That'll make sure you'll last. You're first time is going to suck. Even if you can last 20 minutes, you'll likely to only have sex for about 3 or 10 minutes, especially since this is the girl's first time. Get her as wet as can be because the lubrication will give a lot of help.
Me and my girlfriend have been having sex the last year and a half. She usually only lasts about 10 minutes, 20 at a most. Some girls are just really tight down there and take a while to loosen. We were able to have sex that lasted 50 minutes, but trust me, you don't want that. I couldn't finish for some odd reason. You get tired, really sweaty, and so tired. I just gave up.
If everything goes well, shoot for 10 minutes as long as she can take it. And remember, your first time is going to be terrible.[/QUOTE]
Oh shit. Thank you.
[editline]16th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Aurain;26094397]Planning out your first time, that's going to go well.
1. Feel Tits
2. Lick Pussy
3. Get Blowjob for 1 minute, tell her to stop because you're going to blow and you want to save it.
4. Blow load on approach anyway.
5. Feel Ashamed.
6. Deal with Angry Bitch.
7. Beg for another chance
Just go with whatever feels right, You're not a porn star and she isn't either.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, probably shouldn't have said it like that. Not planning as in like, every detail, just a day plan. :smile:
The first few times will (at least for her) be about cuddeling and feeling you close to her. She will start to have real fun when you did it a few times (cant give you numbers here) and when shes used to it. Dont try to move too much. Most likely you can try to remain inside her for a while. Wait until her body starts moving and dont expect her to do so during the first time since movement means pain. The second time will be better but still similar. You probably need more patience than ever before in your life but you wont regret it afterwards! Do a virgin right and she will always remember this as a wonderful moment for the rest of her life.
Get hammered, and you'll be able to last forever and ever, up untill the point you get frustrated. A twelvepack and half a bottle of vodka should do it.
[QUOTE=WhackChack;26094844]Get hammered, and you'll be able to last forever and ever, up untill the point you get frustrated. A twelvepack and half a bottle of vodka should do it.[/QUOTE]
You'll also get whiskey dick.
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