• Corrupt a Wish v2
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You know the drill. I wish that Wendy's fish sandwich is gonna stay this time.
Breaking News: Wendy just ate your fish sandwhich. I wish that my orange wouldn't be infested with insects.
It's infected with poxvirus instead. I wish for copious amounts of fish.
The fish have FAIDS. (Fish AIDS) I wish for another XBox360
your xbawcks got infected with the red ring of death. I wish for nfkldsfnkdsfndksfoewjfkl
Granted but it also has RROD I wish for nothing
fuk u here bomb I wish for a sandwich.
you get a sand[B]v[/B]ich I wish for fdslkfjownvoasdfb
well fdslkfjownvoasdfb is a virus so it kills everyone. I wish for your mother.
His mother is dead, and mostly rotten. I wish for a can of refried beans.
Those beans went bad a week ago I wish for everything.
You get nothing. Good day sir. I wish for this thread to be closed.
Too bad, mods are now non-existant. I wish for trolls in this thread
The trolls don't feel like trolling today. I wish I could get all of the time I wasted on the internet back.
Granted, it goes into the time you spent on the shitter I wish I had a real monobrow, as in real hair and such.
Wish granted but you lose your hair from radiation. I wish my toilet was golden.
Granted, but it transformed into a turd. Enjoy your priceless feces. I wish for the wonderous ability of shapeshifting.
Except, you do dumb shit like kill survivors on Lost, your the smoke monster. I wish I do stuff like sex and shit.
Granted, but after your first sex session, you contract a rare STD that makes your penis shrivel up and fall off, and your asshole to eterally clench shut. I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.
Granted, but you suck and die. PooInTheLoo stops making shit threads. I wish to stick in the pooper of a Asari.
Granted, but I got ninja'd so it doesn;t count. [editline]10:43PM[/editline] I wish for a genie that doesn;t want to kill me.
Instead the genie summons a monster to kill you. I wish for greatness.
Granted, you now have greatness, but only compared to a homeless man who was mentally and physically abused as a child by his uncle Zack. Sorry. I wish for the answer to life.
Granted, but you were assassinated to prevent the knowledge from being spread throughout the land. I wish Bakasoftware was hit with a tactical nuke.
All the silos are deactivated. I wish I could go to bed.
Granted, but slender man is watching you. I wish i wasn't sick :v:
Granted, but you soon get gangrene. I wish for a mauser C96, deactivated or activated.
You get it, but the thing has a built-in nuclear warhead that is proximity detonated. I wish for unlimited female virgins.
They all have AIDs genetically. I wish to become an immortal juggernaut.
Granted, but your head falls off and you cannot move. I wish i was god.
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