How to increase your post count in a relatively quick way?
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had i been posting enough i would have been gold by this point
since newpunch is coming somewhere in the future i want to get gold before that (plus i don't wanna miss the perks that former glods will apparently gain in newpunch)
i often try to post but then i realize what i just typed up is shit so in the end i get one/two/three posts per day, with about 1700 still remaining
how can i rack up enough posts in a consistent way so that i gain gold before this proverbial rug is pulled from under my feet?
[QUOTE=krosos8;51895635]had i been posting enough i would have been gold by this point
since newpunch is coming somewhere in the future i want to get gold before that (plus i don't wanna miss the perks that former glods will apparently gain in newpunch)
[B]i often try to post but then i realize what i just typed up is shit[/B] so in the end i get one/two/three posts per day, with about 1700 still remaining
how can i rack up enough posts in a consistent way so that i gain gold before this proverbial rug is pulled from under my feet?[/QUOTE]
hasn't stopped me
[QUOTE=krosos8;51895635]had i been posting enough i would have been gold by this point
since newpunch is coming somewhere in the future i want to get gold before that (plus i don't wanna miss the perks that former glods will apparently gain in newpunch)
i often try to post but then i realize what i just typed up is shit so in the end i get one/two/three posts per day, with about 1700 still remaining
how can i rack up enough posts in a consistent way so that i gain gold before this proverbial rug is pulled from under my feet?[/QUOTE]
Posting a lot in Fast Threads is a great way to get your post count up.
fast threads/chat threads
posting about 20 posts daily (with 40 posts on a few days) in the "Let's write a letter to Garry" threads has gotten me most of the way in just about 3 months
throw in some "Would you fuck the above user's avatar" and "CTRL+V4" posts here and there
though, to be honest, I feel like you might not reach 2,000 posts in time.
I was gonna say like don't you need 5 years too but fuck it's 2017 already
[QUOTE=irohTguy-NO;51895676]posting about 20 posts daily (with 40 posts on a few days) in the "Let's write a letter to Garry" threads has gotten me most of the way in just about 3 months
throw in some "Would you fuck the above user's vatar" and "CTRL+V4" posts here and there
though, to be honest, I feel like you might not reach 2,000 posts in time.[/QUOTE]
always wanted to know, does garry actually read those letters?
I've got the post count but not the 5 years feels bad
[QUOTE=Zombinie;51895777]always wanted to know, does garry actually read those letters?[/QUOTE]
I don't know. I'm pretty sure only the first two versions/letters were actually compiled and mailed to him, while I have no idea about the recent versions. either way, he's never said anything about it, as far as I know.
Pretty sure posts in Fast Thread threads don't count for Gold member requirements, unless that's changed or something.
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;51895799]Pretty sure posts in Fast Thread threads don't count for Gold member requirements, unless that's changed or something.[/QUOTE]
that changed 2 years ago, it's posts in OIFY that don't count
Shitpost extensively. For years. For decades. For centuries.
i struggled with the same thing, which is why up until the last 3(?) months i only had like 700something post despite joining in 09
really you need to just get into the habit of regular posting and don't be too self-conscious about what you're going to post. i mean obviously that's not an excuse to be a stupid ass all the time, but you don't need to constantly fear like "god this post SUCKS theyre gonna all give me dumb ratings and shit" because a. chances are your post is actually fine, and b. everyone makes dumb posts from time to time anyway
I personally try to shit post as little as possible. Sometimes I find it unavoidable but usually I don't post unless I have something substantive to say. Gold is cool but I'm not going to just endlessly shit post to get it.
God, I hope Newpunch doesn't screw me. I'm so close...
posting is hard
Chatthreads in general, and fast threads. I managed to do it in time, so you could probably too, only that you are quite late on it...
[QUOTE=Mkt778;51899025]I'd honestly love to get up that high but really can't be fucked.
It'd be a little more fair if it was 2 years and 1000 or something.
I'll gladly [I]give[/I] FP money if they brought back purchases though.[/QUOTE]
Gold is wayyyy overrated, doesn't change anything except avatar size and access to GMF which is shit anyway. If I had the option, I'd still be blue.
Definitely not something worth paying for tbh.
I just want a bigger avatar man. That's all that matters to me in this world.
[QUOTE=ejonkou;51899224]Gold is wayyyy overrated, doesn't change anything except avatar size and access to GMF which is shit anyway. If I had the option, I'd still be blue.
Definitely not something worth paying for tbh.[/QUOTE]
That's what they all say! :xfiles:
[QUOTE=ejonkou;51899224]Gold is wayyyy overrated, doesn't change anything except avatar size and access to GMF which is shit anyway. If I had the option, I'd still be blue.
Definitely not something worth paying for tbh.[/QUOTE]
Nice try trying to keep blues out of the elite gold club
Also, +1 because I need them post counts too.
I have the age now I just need the posts
[editline]2nd March 2017[/editline]
time to shit post my way to gold
[QUOTE=irohTguy-NO;51895676]
though, to be honest, I feel like you might not reach 2,000 posts in time.[/QUOTE]
When is newpunch arriving anyway? Is there an estimate?
just do shit like this [IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/59fd2d05e406736039e4e7c74dce7bb2.png[/IMG]
Whats this talk of a Newpunch? Last I remember Gold was something like 5 years or so here and a fuck load of posts or buying it. Whats changed?
pretty sure you need 2k posts and like 5 years
[QUOTE=Garrot;51900075]When is newpunch arriving anyway? Is there an estimate?[/QUOTE]
[url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1552764&p=51898785&viewfull=1#post51898785]Hezzy said Q2/Q3 (this year) in the Labpunch thread[/url]
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;51895646]hasn't stopped me[/QUOTE]
You need a minimum of 20,000 posts to gloat.
Get back to your hole.
jesus christ how much do u shit post in here
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