Go to a lawyer if you want legal advice. The only person who was qualified to give legal advice on FP was perma'd
Facepunch aren't lawyers, what the fuck are you smoking?
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Oh wait.
plead medical necessity, sue the federal government.
[QUOTE=Bigby Wolf;29981613]Go to a lawyer if you want legal advice. The only person who was qualified to give legal advice on FP was perma'd[/QUOTE]
You'd have to be some kind of pot head to expect decent legal advice from Facepunch.
Smoke pot with the judge.
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[QUOTE=1/4 Life;29981637]You'd have to be some kind of pot head to expect decent legal advice from facepunch.[/QUOTE]
No, I remember there was a lawyer on FP, I just can't remember his username. I actually asked him for legal advice one time and he told me he couldn't talk to me about anything concerning a case unless I was a paying client of his law firm. iirc he and thisispain always posted in the same threads.
[QUOTE=Bigby Wolf;29981670]No, I remember there was a lawyer on FP, I just can't remember his username. iirc he and thisispain always posted in the same threads.[/QUOTE]
Lankist?
[QUOTE=LittleDogX;29981684]Lankist?[/QUOTE]
Yeah
[QUOTE=JinkoMK;29981647]Smoke pot with the judge.[/QUOTE]
shitty post and an awesome face avatar. fucking christ i can't comprehend
[QUOTE=Dougz;29981666]I would have contacted a lawyer if they didn't cost a fucking arm and a leg.[/QUOTE]
Rob a lawyer store
Don't talk to the police under ANY circumstances, get a lawyer as fast as possible.
Say you just have a case of Pink Eye and you cant go to court because its highly infectious
also find a lawyer
[QUOTE=Bigby Wolf;29981670]No, I remember there was a lawyer on FP, I just can't remember his username. I actually asked him for legal advice one time and he told me he couldn't talk to me about anything concerning a case unless I was a paying client of his law firm. iirc he and thisispain always posted in the same threads.[/QUOTE]
yeah for future reference remember that if he gives you legal advice and it's wrong you could actually sue him for faulty legal advice because he's accountable
Oh and pray to fucking god your jury will be informed of jury nullification
just tell it how it is
you get what you get
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[QUOTE=Dougz;29981805]So, me serving 3 years in state prison would be fair? 14 grams, not a baggy or scale in sight equates to 3 years?[/QUOTE]
you will receive a lawyer if you want one but cannot afford it, it's required by law because it's criminal court
you need to make sure you tell the lawyer the intent was not to sell and hope he can paint you as someone at the wrong place in at the wrong time and more importantly that you made a mistake you'll never make ever again.
if the judge has a heart (don't count on it) he'll think you're just a dumb kid and will give you a lenient sentence. so dress nice, speak eloquently and kindly with respect. if he thinks you're a punk who'll definitely do it again you will not get a light sentence at all.
[QUOTE=Dougz;29981805]So, me serving 3 years in state prison would be fair? 14 grams, not a baggy or scale in sight equates to 3 years?[/QUOTE]
You should [i]really[/i] try to get actual legal advice from someone who's qualified and experienced. Almost everyone who will post in this thread will give you stupid ass responses like Mon up there.
depending on where you are in california you might also be able to get a community lawyer. i know around here in the bay area there are lawyers who work with the community and take really small payments only if they win you the case.
[QUOTE=Dougz;29981805]So, me serving 3 years in state prison would be fair? 14 grams, not a baggy or scale in sight equates to 3 years?[/QUOTE]
14 Grams, fuck. My friend went to court over 5 grams and nearly got 5 years in Jail .
Good luck to you
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[QUOTE=Dougz;29981900]I live in San Bernardino county.
[b][u]My charges:[/u][/b]
[img]http://i55.tinypic.com/107qu74.png[/img][/QUOTE]
How many times have you been required to register as a drug offender, jesus shit.
[QUOTE=Dougz;29981900]I live in San Bernardino county.
[b][u]My charges:[/u][/b]
[img]http://i55.tinypic.com/107qu74.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Why are you being charged 999 times for being required to register as a drug offender?
I don't know why it says 999. This is my first time charge ever. First encounter with the police ever.
[QUOTE=Dougz;29981917]I don't know why it says 999. This is my first time charge ever. First encounter with the police ever.[/QUOTE]
You better get your ass filling out the paperwork. You know how long it takes to fill out the form for just one charge?
[QUOTE=Dougz;29981900]I live in San Bernardino county.
[b][u]My charges:[/u][/b]
[img]http://i55.tinypic.com/107qu74.png[/img][/QUOTE]
they need to prove that it was a large sum of marijuana for the charge to really stick, but they are hitting you with a charge that is different from possession because the charge you are being hit with involves the act of giving it to someone else which makes it a more serious case.
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[QUOTE=Dougz;29981917]I don't know why it says 999. This is my first time charge ever. First encounter with the police ever.[/QUOTE]
don't worry about the 999 thing
Haha, 999 charges. Did someone mistype? Or is that some sort of identifier?
As far as I know, if there was no money involved, and it was a gift, I will receive a misdemeanor. I'll take a misdemeanor, I'm just trying not to get any jail time for my first and last charge.
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