• Turns out flushable wet wipes aren't that flushable after all
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[t]http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBpYGZe.img?h=1080&w=1920&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f[/t] [url]http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/wet-wipes-blockage-weighing-a-tonne-pulled-out-of-sewer-pipe-near-newcastle/ar-BBpYNYV?ocid=spartandhp[/url] [quote]A massive blockage made up of wet wipes and sewage pulled from an underground pipe near Newcastle has highlighted the problem of the increasing use of wet wipes. ... Hunter Water said its Eleebana sewage pumping station had been damaged as a result of the blockage. The corporation said the blockage had weighed about a tonne and took four hours to remove. Crews used a crane to remove a 7-metre 'snake' weighing about 750 kilograms, while another 300 kilograms were removed by crew members using buckets.[/quote]
:nope: looks horrifying
Once you start using wet wipes there's no going back to the old, dry and rough TP. Just don't flush them pls.
[QUOTE=Buck.;49809996]Once you start using wet wipes there's no going back to the old, dry and rough TP. Just don't flush them pls.[/QUOTE] dont want to keep all the wet shitty tissues in a bin dry tp or shit yourself are better alternatives
Do it like Garry and always shower after you took a shit.
as a man with a hairy ass who battled with toilet paper all his life, the discovery of wet wipes became the one credible piece of evidence I have for a deity in this universe
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;49810063]as a man with a hairy ass who battled with toilet paper all his life, the discovery of wet wipes became the one credible piece of evidence I have for a deity in this universe[/QUOTE] Life Pro Tip: You can shave your ass hair easily with those hair trimmers designed for your nose and ear.
edit: I have the literacy level of a chimpanzee after a stroke :v
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;49810086]I'm guessing bidets aren't much of a thing in the UK.[/QUOTE] Not the uk
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;49810086]I'm guessing bidets aren't much of a thing in the UK.[/QUOTE] this is australia m8
[QUOTE=EditOutJ;49810093]this is australia m8[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=rampageturke 2;49810091]Not the uk[/QUOTE] D'oh, got confused by Newcastle.
I read this thinking it was Britlands Newcastle. [I]Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit![/I] At least I haven't personally contributed to the problem. :unimpressed:
[QUOTE=Swebonny;49810083]Life Pro Tip: You can shave your ass hair easily with those hair trimmers designed for your nose and ear.[/QUOTE] Good luck trying to [I]quietly [/I]fart with no hair.
doesn't help its located in a region called new south wales
[QUOTE=Swebonny;49810083]Life Pro Tip: You can shave your ass hair easily with those hair trimmers designed for your nose and ear.[/QUOTE] This is a trap don't do this the pain when the trimmer is overwhelmed with hair is excruciating
[QUOTE=Killuah;49810114]This is a trap don't do this the pain when the trimmer is overwhelmed with hair is excruciating[/QUOTE] Trim regularly. My ass is too large for such luxuries though. :nope:
Even with no bidets aren't bathrooms built in a way that you can easily just reach and use the shower hose on the toilet? Preferably remove the head first.
When are more people overseas going to start using our butt washing machines? :v:
[QUOTE=daigennki;49810153]When are more people overseas going to start using our butt washing machines? :v:[/QUOTE] cannot wait for the day i vist japan and wash my butt
This is my job. Overhauled a sewer pump today, dropped it back into the hole and noticed the other pump next to it was doing high amp's. Lifted it out and found a decent 5-10kg choke of wet wipes wrapped around the impeller in the bowl. It's easy live sewer pay but it gets annoying after doing it every week...
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHVO-RZ8c4[/media] explains why they're bad
[QUOTE=Swebonny;49810083]Life Pro Tip: You can shave your ass hair easily with those hair trimmers designed for your nose and ear.[/QUOTE] Those things are fucking tiny, just use regular razors like a man Takes like, 20 seconds at most, never managed to cut myself doing it
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;49810143]Even with no bidets aren't bathrooms built in a way that you can easily just reach and use the shower hose on the toilet? Preferably remove the head first.[/QUOTE] Not when the toilet is behind two doors and in a completely seperate room, no.
Wasn't there a text explaining that shaving your ass is a really bad idea?
[QUOTE=DaBeaver;49810240]Wasn't there a text explaining that shaving your ass is a really bad idea?[/QUOTE] Something about sweaty ass and noisy farts? Yeah I think I do.
[QUOTE=DaBeaver;49810240]Wasn't there a text explaining that shaving your ass is a really bad idea?[/QUOTE] Why? The only thing I can think of is very itchy ass and/or ingrown hair?
We don't even throw toilet paper in the toilet anymore so people who do that are dicks for sure.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;49810203]Those things are fucking tiny, just use regular razors like a man Takes like, 20 seconds at most, never managed to cut myself doing it[/QUOTE] This is a trap. As someone who's done this before, not cutting yourself significantly is effectively unavoidable (and dear god it never stops bleeding when it does) and it doesn't work on balls.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;49810083]Life Pro Tip: You can shave your ass hair easily with those hair trimmers designed for your nose and ear.[/QUOTE] Just don't use them for nose and ear again. Pls [editline]25th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=TheMrFailz;49810364]This is a trap. As someone who's done this before, not cutting yourself significantly is effectively unavoidable (and dear god it never stops bleeding when it does) and it doesn't work on balls.[/QUOTE] I've been shaving my pubes longer than my face, and only on one occasion I cut my balls shaving and it was a tiny nick because I accidentally moved the blade a bad way. You guys don't know how to shave lol [editline]25th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Buck.;49810298]Why? The only thing I can think of is very itchy ass and/or ingrown hair?[/QUOTE] No your smooth butt cheeks rub against each other all day and make the perfect medium for ear piercing squeaky farts
[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;49810364]This is a trap. As someone who's done this before, not cutting yourself significantly is effectively unavoidable (and dear god it never stops bleeding when it does) and it doesn't work on balls.[/QUOTE] Gotta stretch out the skin like a carpet and clamp it down with some vice grips to make sure nothing moves then you proceed to shave. Just don't clamp your testicles.
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