• Can you get arrested or in trouble for getting a boner in a nudist beach?
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I'm thinking of going to France during the summer and have toyed with the idea of trying out a nudist beach. I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do. Maybe take a walk down the by the water's edge with the cool lick of the waves lapping at my hairy ankles with a massive chunk of my knob swaying in the bursts of tepid sea breeze. I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so. So can I do this at a nudist beach without fear of the long arm of the law? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Crap Thread" - RayvenQ))[/highlight]
Getting an erection on a nudist beach could leave you liable to a stiff sentence. Although, you may not have to worry about the long arm of the law, but you'll certainly be worried about the short dick of yourself. [b]Edit[/b]: more then likely, all you will see is: [img]http://www.truthordarepics.com/sexstoryarchive/nudebeachpictures/images/nudebeach.jpg[/img]
:q: Also no. Worst case scenario is that people will laugh at you, and your dick will shrink to a microscopic size.
[QUOTE=uyyyyyy;18913114]I'm thinking of going to France during the summer and have toyed with the idea of trying out a nudist beach. I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do. Maybe take a walk down the by the water's edge with the cool lick of the waves lapping at my hairy ankles with a massive chunk of my knob swaying in the bursts of tepid sea breeze. I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so. So can I do this at a nudist beach without fear of the long arm of the law?[/QUOTE] You'll be laughed at by women and having sex on a nudist beach is prohibited as far as I know
Yeah, trying it isn't worth of it, you might draw the long stick..
Troll?
No it is not illegal to have an erection, less on a nudist beach. Christ sake 90% of the guys at a nudist beach would have an erection.
Welcome to Facepunch. Great first post. I'm serious.
Masturbate before you go.
Just don't look at old hairy guys and you won't get a boner
No they will just retreat.
I bet you'll get all the attention you need on the male only nude beaches.
Most people women go to nudist beaches here in good ol' Europe are insta boner killers anyway.
This will never happen, the women are all hairy and misshapen. [URL=http://old.filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/#52aa27f0865fb3a0a595c21a986679d7.gif][IMG]http://old.filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/52aa27f0865fb3a0a595c21a986679d7.gif[/IMG][/URL]
1 post? my verdict : TROLL
Getting an erection is natural and part of being human. I don't see why you could be arrested for displaying something that is completely normal and you can't control.
Nudists actually dont see it as something sexual... They beleive that the human anatomy is beautiful and your boner just means you see them as such. And everyone knows that if you were to get in trouble with the french, they'll just surrender.
[QUOTE=j-richardson;18913144]having sex on a nudist beach is prohibited as far as I know[/QUOTE] Not to mention the ungodly friction of all the sand around you, it'd be like fucking a sandpaper tube. Plus the chick would literally have sand in her vage.
[QUOTE=jiggu;18913150]No it is not illegal to have an erection, less on a nudist beach. Christ sake 90% of the guys at a nudist beach would have an erection.[/QUOTE] [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/112165926/HotGirls1_normal.jpg[/img] this is why they get erections on a nudist beach
You will never see a women that looks like that a nude beach.
she's wearing clothes, they do that on regular beaches
It's not illegal, but it's not considered socially acceptable.
I love how OP assumes hes going to meet beautiful women on a nude beach.
[QUOTE=uyyyyyy;18913114]I'm thinking of going to France during the summer and have toyed with the idea of trying out a nudist beach. I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do. Maybe take a walk down the by the water's edge with the cool lick of the waves lapping at my hairy ankles with a massive chunk of my knob swaying in the bursts of tepid sea breeze. I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so. So can I do this at a nudist beach without fear of the long arm of the law?[/QUOTE] Great first post! A+++
there will never be any hawt enough french woman to give you a boner
just sit on the beach and masturbate while looking at chick with a crazy expression on your face then maybe you'll get arrested.
[QUOTE=shipkiller;18915199]there will never be any hawt enough french woman to give you a boner[/QUOTE] There will, just not at the nude beaches.
So do I roll over and dig a hole for it or just let my flag fly?
Most nude beaches will throw you out for an erection. If you can't control your self, you're just not old enough to be able to yet.
[QUOTE=shipkiller;18915199]there will never be any hawt enough french woman to give you a boner[/QUOTE] Most women in France are hawt. [editline]12:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DrMortician;18915420]Most nude beaches will throw you out for an erection. If you can't control your self, you're just not old enough to be able to yet.[/QUOTE] Who wouldn't get an erection looking at chicks at a nude beach? I'd like to see you try not getting an erection.
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