Absolutely fucking insane riddle for Trials Evolution nearly solved
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[URL="http://www.kotaku.com.au/2015/06/the-trials-evolution-riddle-has-been-solved-and-it-is-truly-unbelievable/"]http://www.kotaku.com.au/2015/06/the-trials-evolution-riddle-has-been-solved-and-it-is-truly-unbelievable/[/URL]
It's sort of too hard to quote (maybe I'm just dumb), but it's also better if you just read it.
TL;DR: [sp]The riddle started from a digital video game ends in August 2113 when people with five physical keys discovered across the world meet at the Eiffel Tower and one of they keys unlock a box.[/sp]
No one will remember this shit in 100 years.
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;47948844]No one will remember this shit in 100 years.[/QUOTE]
pretty obvious since they'll be dead
Kind of sucks that none of us will be alive to see this, though.
[editline]13th June 2015[/editline]
If any FPers survive, keep us updated.
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;47948844]No one will remember this shit in 100 years.[/QUOTE]
You'd be pretty surprised. The people who own the keys will remember this shit for a long time, and pass it down to their children, who will see it as something to remind them of their parent, who at this point will have passed away.
This is cool as hell
and it's gonna be some note with social justice commentary
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;47948885]You'd be pretty surprised. The people who own the keys will remember this shit for a long time, and pass it down to their children, who will see it as something to remind them of their parent, who at this point will have passed away.[/QUOTE]
hope they try hyping it up as something other than a video game tie-in, like some secret prophecy that they were chosen to complete
Watch as its a copy of the game.
Wait I'll be dead fuck.
I'm kind of angry I won't ever know what's in that box
nobody is going to want to pay for a trip to paris in 100 years
[QUOTE=butre;47948998]nobody is going to want to pay for a trip to paris in 100 years[/QUOTE]
considering it is in august the people with the keys might just use it as an excuse to take a vacation to paris
I hope nothing wipes Paris from the face of the Earth in the next hundred years
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;47948844]No one will remember this shit in 100 years.[/QUOTE]
why reply
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[QUOTE=Jamsponge;47948882]If any FPers survive, keep us updated.[/QUOTE]
how?
last time I checked the other side had a really terrible internet connection, really unstable at times
[QUOTE=Solomon;47949095]why reply[/QUOTE]
I wasn't saying the topic was shit or anything, I'm just saying 100 years is a long ass time and I doubt anyone who owns the key will care about this (if the key hasn't been lost).
If it were, like, an eccentric billionaire or something maybe, but what could Trials Evolution devs put in that box that would be worth a completely unrelated group of people waiting 100 years for?
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;47949105]I wasn't saying the topic was shit or anything, I'm just saying 100 years is a long ass time and I doubt anyone who owns the key will care about this (if the key hasn't been lost).
If it were, like, an eccentric billionaire or something maybe, but what could Trials Evolution devs put in that box that would be worth a completely unrelated group of people waiting 100 years for?[/QUOTE]
The power of love.
Was cool until the 100 years thing
wow I hope it's a uplay-free version of the game
Watch it be stolen Nazi paintings
Fuck that I want to know what's inside the box
Gonna be a dildo obviously.
What we need to do is fund a kickstarter for a time machine to go into the future and find out what's in that box
[QUOTE=butre;47948998]nobody is going to want to pay for a trip to paris in 100 years[/QUOTE]
does anybody want to pay for a trip to there now?
I hope it's a picture of goatse in that box 98 years from now
100 years later. five facepunchers meet up in the city of paris, old and crippled, and limp to a magical box.
each take a key, representing their perseverance, and open the fabled box
"be sure to drink your ovaltine"
Inside the box is information for a bank account that had a savings account started 100 years ago.
It will be like that cube game from molyneux.
"You will be part of the credits of Trials Evolution 2"
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;47948844]No one will remember this shit in 100 years.[/QUOTE]
Nobody will remember this post when the thread dies.
That's ridiculous and seriously... It doesn't even fit! What does an arcade-style 2D bike game has to do with 100-year riddles? Someone was really bored and crazy it seems.
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